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Subject: Johnson just isn't good enough incentive

Spinning a plate on a stick is impressive, but if you try to spin three at once then you'll just end up digging porcelain out of your face.

I mean, ODSTs just look more bad ass.

  • 08.02.2009 11:15 AM PDT
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it appears you have fallen into a sarchasm...
its the gap between someone making a sarcastic comment, and you picking up on that sarcasm...

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Posted by: picklepop19
I mean, ODSTs just look more bad ass.

Don't lie.

You've always wanted to play as him.

He's just too bad-ass to ignore.

  • 08.02.2009 11:18 AM PDT

Spinning a plate on a stick is impressive, but if you try to spin three at once then you'll just end up digging porcelain out of your face.

I don't mind having him as an option, but he's not the reason why I'm going to pre-order.

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Posted by: picklepop19
I mean, ODSTs just look more bad ass.

If you think that, don't pre-order it.
No one is holding a MC6 to your head and forcing you to pre-order it.

  • 08.02.2009 11:19 AM PDT

Spinning a plate on a stick is impressive, but if you try to spin three at once then you'll just end up digging porcelain out of your face.

Posted by: ToGood4U743
I dunno but I think Johnson looks pretty bad ass. I mean compare Johnson to Dare, lulz. I think Johnson wins, but more seriously I think Johnson is as bad ass as the ODST's if you know his backround in the UNSC


I do know his background and the speculation that he was a Spartan I. I was just commenting on aesthetics.

  • 08.02.2009 11:21 AM PDT

Johnson is in a league of his own, calling him words like 'badass' and 'epic' are like belittling him. How dare you belittle Johnson.

  • 08.02.2009 11:22 AM PDT
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it appears you have fallen into a sarchasm...
its the gap between someone making a sarcastic comment, and you picking up on that sarcasm...

Posted by: picklepop19
I don't mind having him as an option, but he's not the reason why I'm going to pre-order.

Bu- But... Its Johnson..?

  • 08.02.2009 11:22 AM PDT

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Posted by: picklepop19
Posted by: ToGood4U743
I dunno but I think Johnson looks pretty bad ass. I mean compare Johnson to Dare, lulz. I think Johnson wins, but more seriously I think Johnson is as bad ass as the ODST's if you know his backround in the UNSC


I do know his background and the speculation that he was a Spartan I. I was just commenting on aesthetics.

Oh, so it's a racism thing? :P I'm joking. Johnson is more badass than any ODST, think of the cigar!

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  • 08.02.2009 11:23 AM PDT
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i agree with OP he is badass but it is not good enough incentive to pre-order

  • 08.02.2009 11:24 AM PDT

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  • 08.02.2009 11:26 AM PDT

Spinning a plate on a stick is impressive, but if you try to spin three at once then you'll just end up digging porcelain out of your face.

Posted by: USmarine1
i agree with OP he is badass but it is not good enough incentive to pre-order


Now if only you could play as Johnson's cigar... That would totally be worth it. Imagine a man-sized cigar hopping around on the battle field and using telekinesis to hold and fire a battle rifle. Who wouldn't pre-order for that?

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Posted by: picklepop19
Posted by: USmarine1
i agree with OP he is badass but it is not good enough incentive to pre-order


Now if only you could play as Johnson's cigar... That would totally be worth it. Imagine a man-sized cigar hopping around on the battle field and using telekinesis to hold and fire a battle rifle. Who wouldn't pre-order for that?


Hell. Just the ashes from his Cigar are nearly, slightly higher, but close-as-possible to the level of bad-assery of the ODSts.
Bungie are truly being kind allowing us to have Johnson's clones! <3

  • 08.02.2009 11:31 AM PDT
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Watch it punk, or he'll open a can of whoop-ass on you.

No he won't he'll open 2 cans of whoop-ass on the OP! XP

  • 08.02.2009 11:34 AM PDT

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  • 08.02.2009 11:39 AM PDT

Johnson listens to Heavy Metal. That right there makes him ODST material.

  • 08.02.2009 11:42 AM PDT