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That Foman guy freaking hates me.

i finally read the "scroll down" link and thought ooooh : S
then when i came to post this here my connection died and my light went out.
i knew i shouldnt read it hahaha.

  • 08.06.2009 8:56 PM PDT

Watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfTAPN_3q4Q

Posted by: the X to the 47

Holder of Gluttony

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of Gluttony". Should a look of sheer, primal disgust mar the workers expression, you will then be taken to a separate building, which appears to be an old, wooden outhouse. Inside will be a seemingly endless corridor far, far longer than the length of the outhouse.

There will be gleaming white pedestals. Touching any of these pedestals is a grievous, grievous mistake. You will notice objects, on the pedestals. The objects will become more and more lavish, to the point that their worth will be unimaginable. If at any point a pedestal is to topple, QUICKLY shout out "Fit for a king, but if it is undesirable to you, then let it fall!" while remaining motionless. If another pedestal falls, bolt for the door you came in through. Pray that you aren't far enough down the hallway for cascade of objects to close it on you. If if it is closed, hell itself would be preferable to what you will suffer.

However if no more pedestals fall, return to walking forward down the corridor. Upon reaching the cell, the worker will open the door for you while shooting you a piercing look, almost resembling envy. Inside the cell will be a collection of wonders, beyond anything you had seen in the corridor. You must not be distracted by them; for at the center of a room is a young man, covered in an avalanche of wealths. If you take your eyes off him even for a moment, he will empty your bank account and amputate a limb. He will only respond to one question. "What are they worth?"

He will then stare into your eyes, and speak the answer in incredible detail. It will be unlike anything you have ever heard and you will be on the verge of both ecstasy and agony at his mere words. It is not uncommon for most to lose themselves in the euphoria. The worst thing you can do, however, is look upon the wealth. It will take the form of your most craved item and cause your destruction.

If you follow these instructions, the young man will begin to speak. He will tell his story, of how he came about such riches, and it will start like this, "I was young, and my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.


Sweet

  • 08.06.2009 9:05 PM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
______ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
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My ROFLsniper goes POW!

I found out some more stories about him, but i dont want to post it. This is starting to creep me out.

  • 08.06.2009 9:11 PM PDT

Watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfTAPN_3q4Q

Posted by: Lt Sartor
I found out some more stories about him, but i dont want to post it. This is starting to creep me out.


Then why tell us you found them in the first place? You dissapoint me

  • 08.06.2009 9:16 PM PDT

i had a dream that i was a bug and i was flying around my empty room. wtf

the question isn't what is a slender man, the question in where did they get such big pants?

  • 08.06.2009 9:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: JRichie17
the question isn't what is a slender man, the question in where did they get such big pants?


Walmart.

  • 08.06.2009 9:34 PM PDT
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By the time you see me, it's to late.

Posted by: The Slender Man
Posted by: JRichie17
the question isn't what is a slender man, the question in where did they get such big pants?


Walmart.


Acctualy, JC penny

  • 08.06.2009 9:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Slender Man
Posted by: The Slender Man
Posted by: JRichie17
the question isn't what is a slender man, the question in where did they get such big pants?


Walmart.


Acctualy, JC penny


Touché

  • 08.06.2009 9:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: JRichie17
the question isn't what is a slender man, the question in where did they get such big pants?
They're not wearing clothes, it's their natural hair/fur.

[Edited on 08.06.2009 9:43 PM PDT]

  • 08.06.2009 9:41 PM PDT

That Foman guy freaking hates me.

the question is neither what is slender man or where are his pants from.
the question remains 'wherre' is slenderman and are those even pants?

  • 08.06.2009 9:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: an emo orphan
O hai, Slenderman. I can haz mai pants back nao?

No.

  • 08.06.2009 9:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: ITUNDRABOYI
the question is neither what is slender man or where are his pants from.
the question remains 'wherre' is slenderman and are those even pants?
He's with Bigfoot in Reno, Nevada. And no, those are not pants, it's their natural hair/fur.

  • 08.06.2009 9:44 PM PDT
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By the time you see me, it's to late.

Posted by: AK 47625714
Posted by: ITUNDRABOYI
the question is neither what is slender man or where are his pants from.
the question remains 'wherre' is slenderman and are those even pants?
He's with Bigfoot in Reno, Nevada. And no, those are not pants, it's their natural hair/fur.


No, i am behind you. Don't look.


Giggity

  • 08.06.2009 9:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: Slender Man
Posted by: AK 47625714
Posted by: ITUNDRABOYI
the question is neither what is slender man or where are his pants from.
the question remains 'wherre' is slenderman and are those even pants?
He's with Bigfoot in Reno, Nevada. And no, those are not pants, it's their natural hair/fur.


No, i am behind you. Don't look.


Giggity
C'mon man, don't be ashamed to admit that you're a compulsive gambler.

  • 08.06.2009 9:47 PM PDT
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Stop me from going under.


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Posted by: Slender Man
Posted by: AK 47625714
Posted by: ITUNDRABOYI
the question is neither what is slender man or where are his pants from.
the question remains 'wherre' is slenderman and are those even pants?
He's with Bigfoot in Reno, Nevada. And no, those are not pants, it's their natural hair/fur.


No, i am behind you. Don't look.



Giggity


LOL, I turned around and Don Imus was on the TV

  • 08.06.2009 9:50 PM PDT

i had a dream that i was a bug and i was flying around my empty room. wtf

don't let this die

  • 08.06.2009 10:52 PM PDT
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Each of us is entitled to our own opinions on music. There is ignorant rap and then there is intellectual rap, just as there is ignorant rock and intellectual rock. Even the "ignorant" artists can sometimes be intellectuals, and even the "intellectuals" can be ignorant. The worst thing you can do is be a bigot about music. If it doesn't have any affect on you, then listen to something else. But don't insult someone because their choice in music is not your own. THAT is ignorant.

Look out your window.....

  • 08.06.2009 11:41 PM PDT

Are you still there?

Posted by: Adro99
Look out your window.....

AHH THE OUTSIDE WORLD!11!!!1!!!!!!!

  • 08.06.2009 11:42 PM PDT
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Each of us is entitled to our own opinions on music. There is ignorant rap and then there is intellectual rap, just as there is ignorant rock and intellectual rock. Even the "ignorant" artists can sometimes be intellectuals, and even the "intellectuals" can be ignorant. The worst thing you can do is be a bigot about music. If it doesn't have any affect on you, then listen to something else. But don't insult someone because their choice in music is not your own. THAT is ignorant.

Posted by: A Portal Turret
Posted by: Adro99
Look out your window.....

AHH THE OUTSIDE WORLD!11!!!1!!!!!!!
GET IT AWAY FROM MY KIDS

  • 08.07.2009 12:01 AM PDT

That Foman guy freaking hates me.

Posted by: Adro99
Posted by: A Portal Turret
Posted by: Adro99
Look out your window.....

AHH THE OUTSIDE WORLD!11!!!1!!!!!!!
GET IT AWAY FROM MY KIDS

"but its sooo pretty......."
"NOOOOO STAY OUT OF TEH LAIGHTTT!"
"ZZZZZZZAPPPPPP"

  • 08.07.2009 12:04 AM PDT