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Subject: What is this Slender man thing?

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
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My ROFLsniper goes POW!

Whoa dude. Freaky. 0_o

  • 03.08.2010 7:36 PM PDT

Hmmm, I don't know what to say...

Posted by: Erus Multus Vexo
Before now, this whole Slenderman thing has never caused me any psychological problems. No nightmares, no problems trying to sleep. I've been incredibly distracted from my schoolwork and friends though, I'm entranced by him. I draw him during class, I research and write about him at home. I've only started dreaming about him recently. And that's when the problems started.

I live about smack in the center of Minneapolis, but I'm very close to the river. It's literally a block away to the woods. I had a dream I was driving down the parkway, even though I hadn't received my license yet. I was going by the small field by 35W, when he stepped out of the trees near the road, and I swerved the truck to avoid him, flying off the road and into the river to the right. I was trapped inside, and as the murky water clouded my vision, I saw him recoil at the waters edge, standing at the broken guard rail, watching silently. That's when I woke up in a cold sweat, and pulled the curtains closed out of impulse. I've kept them closed ever since, about 2 weeks ago, but I usually let them open.

Another dream is that I was walking down by the side of the river, at the beach. It was dark and overcast, with a slight fog. I remember a scream piercing my head like a bullet, sending me into what seemed like an adrenaline-drunk rage. My vision blurred and I felt weak, but then everything seemed way too clear, except my thoughts. I blacked out for a second, and then there was a crashed single-person plane that was designed to land on water in front of me. My leg felt broken, and as I got up, I fell, and started crawling away. The plane had started on fire somehow, and I knew I had to leave. I crawled to somebodies feet, and looked up to see the face without detail - the slenderman. I was filled with the adrenaline-drunk energy again, and got up despite my broken leg, and began to run, looking behind me with a shaky glance, seeing him strutting on towards me, his tendrils flailing like a hose in some cartoon. I kept running, but ran into a dead end at a sandstone cliff. I smacked into the cliff, and slid to the ground, my eyes kept down. I couldn't look at him even though I wanted to. I felt his hand on my back, cold as ice, and screamed, and ran again, throwing myself into the dirty river, but feeling safe. I knew I was safe even as I began to drown.

Aparrantly, my mother found me in a cold bath in the early morning as she got ready for work, and I stayed home with a chill that day. I must have made the bath myself and laid in it, falling asleep again with no memory of the event.

I remember the dreams too well, and it's starting to scare me. I've drawn him more than ever, in more and more detail. He's starting to look almost eerily beautiful now. Mesmerizing. I just can't avert my attention.

You see, THIS is why I stopped obsessing about him. The funny thing is, I live in a SUBURB of Minneapolis, Eagan, and I've had dreams about him invading my backyard. I don't like the SM one bit, and I refuse to look at another picture.

BTW, my friend saw him in St. Paul. By any chance, did he have a strut to his walk in your dreams?

[Edited on 03.08.2010 7:44 PM PST]

  • 03.08.2010 7:40 PM PDT

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Posted by: DarkBen64
Don't punch a British kid, the queen'll come after you.

Me and my friend have come up with a cotume combo for Halloween. He's Slender Man and I'm Totheark, I ring a doorbell and hide somewhere while my friend just stands under a street light in a really creepy way. When the houseowner looks around the door for the bell ringer and is greeted with my freaky mask staring at him from the bushes.

  • 03.09.2010 12:03 PM PDT

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Are these kids for real? You do know that this is fake? And not PROBABLY fake like bigfoot, it's DEFINITLY fake. The thread was made on the something awful forum to create a mythical creature.

  • 03.09.2010 12:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: teh Chaz
Me and my friend have come up with a cotume combo for Halloween. He's Slender Man and I'm Totheark, I ring a doorbell and hide somewhere while my friend just stands under a street light in a really creepy way. When the houseowner looks around the door for the bell ringer and is greeted with my freaky mask staring at him from the bushes.

Really? Good thing you don't live in my neighbor hood.

  • 03.09.2010 1:20 PM PDT

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Mining and tunneling through hundreds of asteroids while shooting others who are doing the same thing. It's a game. Check it out.

Posted by: dasupaowna
Are these kids for real? You do know that this is fake? And not PROBABLY fake like bigfoot, it's DEFINITLY fake. The thread was made on the something awful forum to create a mythical creature.


Good call captain obvious.

*Rolls eyes*

  • 03.09.2010 1:31 PM PDT

Hmmm, I don't know what to say...

Posted by: Erus Multus Vexo
Posted by: Masontheslayer9
Posted by: Erus Multus Vexo
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You see, THIS is why I stopped obsessing about him. The funny thing is, I live in a SUBURB of Minneapolis, Eagan, and I've had dreams about him invading my backyard. I don't like the SM one bit, and I refuse to look at another picture.

BTW, my friend saw him in St. Paul. By any chance, did he have a strut to his walk in your dreams?


A little bit. There was a surreal smoothness to his walk though. Like when you take an extra step going upstairs and you have to kinda push your body up more than usual with that leg? His walking was like that. But it was way too smooth. It was freaky...

I had another dream last night, but it was short. I was viewing my last dream but from the opposite shore, and it looked as if I was viewing from a shaky camera. It was Slenderman illuminated by the plane that was on fire, with smoke billowing around him. He was just watching me lay there in the sand, before I 'woke up' and started to crawl towards him.

I dun wanna go to school :(

I just checked the weather and it's foggy... FFFUUUU-

Yeah, he DID have that movement in his legs, and in the dream I heard the rapid thump of his footsteps. Ugh.

Last night, I had another dream. The dream was a mix of all the stuff I did yesterday, but then, it was night. I heard noises coming from outside, and peeked out my window. I was surprised to see a small figure in the distance with a bowlcut standing with a tuxedo - the slender man.

[Edited on 03.10.2010 4:49 PM PST]

  • 03.10.2010 4:48 PM PDT

-JthePirate

This hasnt been blocked yet? damn. Ive been gone for several months and nothing has happened.

  • 03.10.2010 5:10 PM PDT
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Rappeling through Skylines since 3/14/1959

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the slenderman is -blam!-

  • 03.10.2010 5:20 PM PDT
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Hi, I'm an alt.

You guys do realise that slenderman doesn't exist... right?

  • 03.11.2010 12:00 AM PDT

Because aliens.

Posted by: iownedu720
In any city or country, get yourself to any game convention center. Look for the strange furry in the green suit, approach him with your mouth gaping open and scream "WHERE CAN I FIND THE HOLDER OF SHOOPZ?" Should he begin to look angry and open his mouth, he will release a SHOOP of such great intensity that it will destroy the Universe and Teh Mudkips.

But if he then firmly grabs your -blam!-, you will be teleported to an episode of Dragon Ball Z. It will be the one with Cell, about to Shoop Goku. You MUST then close your eyes, focus all of your power to your mouth, and then scream "SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!" If your power level is over 9000, Vegeta will crush his scouter, screaming "IT'S OVER 9000!!!!" resulting in totalfail, which in turn will make Cell fire the Royal Rainbow, causing him to implode also from the totalfail.

Goku will then fly down naked in Super Saiyan Form 4, with a huge errect -blam!-. You must then begin laughing arrogantly, and tell him to Suck your Kiss. Angry, he will then hold out a calculator, with the 1/0 typed in, but hasn't hit enter yet. He will begin to cry, threatening to hit the enter key. You must scream "THIS IS SPARTA" and kick him the hardest you can. He will fall into a massive hole formed behind him and be lost forever.

Everything will go white, and you will feel the ultimate sensation of win flow over you. Revel in this pure win, and praise the Lords of WIn, or be cast into the -blam!- of Goatse, forever being raped with fail until your death. The Lords of Lulz will then descend and begin to play Stairway to Heaven. Listen to the entire song, and during the solo, scream "SHOOP DA POOP" and soil yourself. Then become errect and force the Lords of Lulz into giving you BJ's, and they will pleasure you.

You MUST recite Bohemian Rhapsody while doing this, and you will be teleported back to the Gaming Convention Center, with a medallion.

This Medallion is Object 9000 of 538. Will you be able to SHOOP when the time comes?


Hehehe... Epic.

No seriously, the Slender Man really freaked me out. Once I made the mistake of looking out of the window at night. I saw those long, black tendrils coming past my window. Later I found out it was tree branches, but neitherless to say, I couldn't sleep two nights in a row.

BTW, the Holder series are sick. I only enjoyed the parody above.


[Edited on 03.11.2010 4:39 AM PST]

  • 03.11.2010 4:31 AM PDT

"Wake me...when you need me."

The Slender Man is real.

  • 03.11.2010 6:26 AM PDT
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I am cagix / xigac.

PSN: cagix
Steam: xigac
XBL: cagix

I love you long time.

It's Anonymous, with a couple of extra arms attached.

  • 03.11.2010 7:26 AM PDT

"Wake me...when you need me."

Where is Entry #3?

Edited: Found it.

[Edited on 03.11.2010 8:20 AM PST]

  • 03.11.2010 8:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: xflox231


Hehehe... Epic.

No seriously, the Slender Man really freaked me out. Once I made the mistake of looking out of the window at night. I saw those long, black tendrils coming past my window. Later I found out it was tree branches, but neitherless to say, I couldn't sleep two nights in a row.

BTW, the Holder series are sick. I only enjoyed the parody above.

It is sick. How did someone think of it when Slender Man is totally different?

  • 03.11.2010 1:48 PM PDT
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Andy

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the Ark". Should the worker turn around to greet you with a blank face, run. But no matter how far you run, he will find you. Should the worker seem normal, he/she should take you. Time should continue normally, and you will hear madmen screaming in the halls.

Should the screaming stop at any time, wait a few seconds, or if time shifts, stop and run. If you still hear silence, or if time doesn't stop shifting, flee. Leave; don't stop for anything, don't go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, sleeping wherever your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped successfully.

If the screaming in the hall faintly returns after a couple of seconds, continue on. Upon reaching the cell, all you will see is a windowless room with a single man huddled in the corner, still talking endlessly and cradling something. The man will only respond to one question: "What happens when He comes?"

The man will then stare intently into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many go mad in that very cell; others disappear soon after the encounter, and still others end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the object in the person's hands. You, too, will be tempted. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.

The Ark is 2539 of 2538. Object 2540 is Slenderman. They must never come together. Never.

  • 03.11.2010 2:32 PM PDT

Hmmm, I don't know what to say...

Posted by: Swamptik
The Slender Man is real.

You wish...

I've had dreams about him, extremely creepy. I can't even look out my window at night, for fear that I'll see his distant white collar, bowlcut, and blank face staring at me from a hidden spot.

  • 03.11.2010 3:37 PM PDT

Shane: Hey Flake can you sign this for me?
*Flake leans against table to sign shirt*
Random: Hey Christoph can you sign this for me?
*Christoph leans against Flake to sign shirt*

Best moment of my life ^.^
Rammstein backstage - Big day out 2011

I wonder if this thread will get locked one day?

  • 03.12.2010 5:07 AM PDT
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I had a dream about Slender Man last night. Now I'm starting to freak out.

  • 03.12.2010 1:07 PM PDT

Posted by: Stoneenergy
I had a dream about Slender Man last night. Now I'm starting to freak out.

Obviously, Slendy wants to seduce us all through our dreams. It gets pretty lonely in the forest.

  • 03.12.2010 1:12 PM PDT

Shane: Hey Flake can you sign this for me?
*Flake leans against table to sign shirt*
Random: Hey Christoph can you sign this for me?
*Christoph leans against Flake to sign shirt*

Best moment of my life ^.^
Rammstein backstage - Big day out 2011

Posted by: BanjokazooieM16
I wonder if this thread will get locked one day?


Well then...

  • 03.13.2010 10:38 PM PDT