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Subject: What is this Slender man thing?

Posted by: im soooooo cool
dude this is awsome


Lulz,its ALMOST as cool as your SUPER AWESOME USERNAME ;D
Ahaha,I kid.The pictures better.

  • 05.02.2010 6:47 AM PDT

"Wake me...when you need me."

Slender Man is upon us!

  • 05.02.2010 7:17 AM PDT

Posted by: Spartan J12
Posted by: im soooooo cool
dude this is awsome


Lulz,its ALMOST as cool as your SUPER AWESOME USERNAME ;D
Ahaha,I kid.The pictures better.
I'm now very confused...

Damn, the thing wanted me to say I'm not very confused. Like that time on translation party where someone said "I play Halo 3 and like the sniper rifle." Apparently that translated into "I play Halo 3 and like the shotgun."

[Edited on 05.02.2010 11:18 AM PDT]

  • 05.02.2010 11:16 AM PDT

RAGGLE-FRAGGLE

Posted by: Lt Sartor
Posted by: WalkinBonfire
In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the End". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, and sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when they all come together?"

The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, and a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the object in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.

That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Never.

I dont have those places anywhere near my town. =(


As I was reading this my computer started shaking and dropped I will be back after I change my pants.

  • 05.02.2010 2:04 PM PDT

Yeah. I'm back. Whatcha gonna do about it?

This is so fake, so stupid, and a waste of time and video space. Whoever started this, however, is a genious and should be commended.

  • 05.02.2010 2:11 PM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
______ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)

My ROFLsniper goes POW!

Posted by: Bartoneye93
This is so fake, so stupid, and a waste of time and video space. Whoever started this, however, is a genious and should be commended.
Everyone knows it's fake, and if you think it's stupid, why did you say the creator is a genius?

  • 05.02.2010 2:19 PM PDT

Yeah. I'm back. Whatcha gonna do about it?

Posted by: Lt Sartor
Posted by: Bartoneye93
This is so fake, so stupid, and a waste of time and video space. Whoever started this, however, is a genious and should be commended.
Everyone knows it's fake, and if you think it's stupid, why did you say the creator is a genius?


Hitler was a genious. He did horrible things, but a genious none-the-less. And I know that everyone knows it's fake, I'm pointing out that it is so OBVIOUS. But, the fact that so many people followed the clips and this became a meme: Genious.

  • 05.02.2010 2:33 PM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
______ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)

My ROFLsniper goes POW!

and you're obviously not a "genious", because you can't spell genius. :/

[Edited on 05.02.2010 3:49 PM PDT]

  • 05.02.2010 3:48 PM PDT

~It's called the clam slam"~

You know, for someone with apparent spelling OCD you really suck at spelling. It's "Genius" not "Genious".

  • 05.02.2010 3:48 PM PDT

Yeah. I'm back. Whatcha gonna do about it?

Posted by: deserthawk950
You know, for someone with apparent spelling OCD you really suck at spelling. It's "Genius" not "Genious".


*ponders the thought*

K. I think I'll go beat myself with a hammer now. Talk to you all when I can't blink without having a headache.

  • 05.02.2010 3:51 PM PDT
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The profile I originally posted with in this thread is bant. That was way back when this was still a one page thread.
:(

  • 05.02.2010 4:05 PM PDT

Posted by: E3 SENTRY PILOT
Posted by: Lt Sartor
Posted by: WalkinBonfire
In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the End". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, and sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when they all come together?"

The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, and a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the object in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.

That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Never.

I dont have those places anywhere near my town. =(


As I was reading this my computer started shaking and dropped I will be back after I change my pants.


As soon as I finished reading this, I wanted to do this, but realized how screwed I be if it worked.

I'd answer guy's question (in the end of the first quote) with "We all play the Halo: Reach Beta." He'd agree and let me go.

That thing is his hands? Chuck Norris.

  • 05.02.2010 9:19 PM PDT
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Slenderman is a tall guy in a suit who likes children.

The videos are so fake. You are wasting your time with this bull.

  • 05.03.2010 8:32 PM PDT

Veto for Grifball!

Posted by: John Paul Jones
Slenderman is a tall guy in a suit who likes children.

The videos are so fake. You are wasting your time with this bull.

The videos are pretty awesome though, even though it is totally fake.

  • 05.03.2010 8:45 PM PDT

Goddomot. I didn't want to click on this thread, since its the dead of night here, and I'm already scared of this slender man thing, even though its fake.

But I still clicked on it anyway. F me.

  • 05.04.2010 12:35 AM PDT

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/slender-man

  • 05.04.2010 5:59 PM PDT

Posted by: Mex1mo
Creeped out now.

  • 05.04.2010 6:19 PM PDT

This thread is seriously off-topic.

  • 05.04.2010 10:13 PM PDT
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By the time you see me, it's to late.

Posted by: MooseOfDoom23
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/slender-man

Not to sound like an -blam!-, but your a little late there buddy.

  • 05.04.2010 11:32 PM PDT

Posted by: BoyceKRP
duckingd
drink
seriously
me bell sean ressea ellio tand i
-blam!-img party. totallt waasted . ph my god.
i called ashy;n, i dnno if that was a good ideo. i'ma sleep with her or sometning, fujuuuck

Posted by: Slender Man
Posted by: MooseOfDoom23
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/slender-man

Not to sound like an -blam!-, but your a little late there buddy.
You were just outside my window, WTF are you up to?

  • 05.04.2010 11:34 PM PDT
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By the time you see me, it's to late.

Lurking is an art, don't disturb me when i am doing it, or you'll be saying hi to Alex, and everyone else soon.

  • 05.04.2010 11:45 PM PDT

Yeah, I smoke weed. And yeah, I like it. So either torch this bowl with me or leave me alone.

Just remember man.... no matter how good you are, she's STILL thinking of me.

So I'm totally baked out of my skull (don't tell the admins) and I keep thinking I'm going to look out my window and see slender man -blam!-... standing there. Scary as -blam!-.. EVERY blind in my house is closed... And I'm still afraid to go to sleep.

  • 05.05.2010 1:42 AM PDT
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Fire for Effect. Fire and Forget.

lol, in the end he screams, "I HAVE TO FIND THE SLENDER MAN!!!"
Then his friend says, "No John, you are slender man."
And then he was slender man.

  • 05.05.2010 9:27 AM PDT
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Andy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzgsNB-LQ1M

  • 05.05.2010 11:26 AM PDT
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Tom
Naval Sea Cadets
E-3
Seaman

slender man is my -blam!-, i gotta start keep my -blam!- on a leash
bad -blam!- scaring that guy bad bad bad

  • 05.05.2010 11:56 AM PDT