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Alright, I found the largest thread I could, no way the mods will find me here.

PORCH DAY

  • 05.26.2010 5:53 PM PDT

Death From Above

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Alright, I found the largest thread I could, no way the mods will find me here.

PORCH DAY



you are such a donkey dick

  • 05.26.2010 5:54 PM PDT
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  • 05.26.2010 5:57 PM PDT

Apparently I haven't been banned in so long that I've been promoted to Legendary... It feels wrong inside.
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911 Phone Call Recording: Date 11/21/08 at 8:02:23 PM, Pacific Time



Dispatcher: 911 emergency.
Girl: (Whispering) There he is... a man... or a thing... a monster outside. He's going to get me...
Dispatcher: Ma'am
Girl: HELP ME...! (Inaudible words)
Dispatcher: Ma'am, please tell me, in a calm voice, what happened.
Girl: Ok... ok... My roommate went out for a bike ride after lunch, and then it started getting all foggy around three, the power went out... so I went to go check the power box... and... he appeared...
Dispatcher: Who, ma'am?
Girl: That thing! It's... it's... coming down the street now... worse than the... (Inaudible)
Dispatcher: Ma'am! If I am going to try to help you, you need to cooperate! Tell me what is happening
Girl: Ok, what do you want me to do?
Dispatcher: Describe him.
Girl: Ok... it looks humanoid... from a distance, but the way it feels. You know..? S'not normal... Then, when he gets close... Oh, ****... He spreads out all his arms... and walks with them... That's how he got the others! He just picked them up and ripped off their arms and legs! (Sobs) So tall... (Inaudible)
Dispatcher: Ma'am?
Girl: (Screams are heard, then random crashes)
Dispatcher: Ma'am, please speak into the phone.
Girl: (high pitched giggling is heard in background)
Dispatcher: Ma'am?
Call ends


More information on the incident provided below. Information cited from classified source.

Seven Dead in Texas
Published by L. Don Campbell, at 9:33 PM
Seven people are dead in a massacre at a southeastern Texas mobile home

The county's police chief, Matt Darling, provided few other details Saturday evening in a news conference other than to say that his officers are actively pursuing leads but have no firm suspects
"This is a record for us. We've never had such an incident with so many victims," Darling told reporters. "It's not a scene that I would want anybody to see."
He said authorities discovered the victims when responding to a 911 call shortly after 8 p.m. Saturday.
Police said the probe was a homicide investigation. Some of the victims had been tentatively identified, but names and ages haven't been made public.
The mobile home park consists of about 100 spaces and is nestled among centuries-old live oak trees.
Most of the victims were found inside the mobile home with the exception of a single teenage girl found impaled in the upper branches of one of the nearby trees. Police have given no theory as to how she got there and would not disclose the nature of the wounds suffered by the other victims.
Local resident of the trailer park, James Tyler, told reporters that, while he didn't know exactly what happened, the word "disemboweled" had been overheard and he himself had witnessed police removing what appeared to be plastic bags full of internal organs.
More news as the story develops.


  • 05.27.2010 6:25 PM PDT

YOU FOOL! THE GOD OF HELLFIRE HAS NO NEED FOR COUPONS!

wow

[Edited on 05.28.2010 7:03 PM PDT]

  • 05.28.2010 7:02 PM PDT

YOU FOOL! THE GOD OF HELLFIRE HAS NO NEED FOR COUPONS!

i dont see he abducts kids and kills them when we already have petifiles in prison

  • 05.28.2010 7:18 PM PDT

4-1 Fenkell

Posted by: DynamicVamp
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It says Unofficial on their page...

  • 05.28.2010 7:20 PM PDT

Posted by: Lt Sartor
Posted by: Pluto
They should make a movie on this. A man sees the slender man one time at a distant place, and then some time later at his house. He then becomes obsessed with protecting himself and finding what's going on. I think it could actually do well.

Lol ya.


I can imagine EVERYTHING about the film. Epicness.

  • 05.28.2010 7:27 PM PDT

YOU FOOL! THE GOD OF HELLFIRE HAS NO NEED FOR COUPONS!

me too

  • 05.28.2010 7:31 PM PDT

Those who think there all that are all truly dead on the inside

Posted by: WTF Shadow
Why wont this die

>:(((

dunt no shawski, i just dont no

  • 05.28.2010 7:37 PM PDT
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  • 05.28.2010 8:41 PM PDT
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It says Unofficial on their page...
Sorry, didn't see that. :p

  • 05.29.2010 6:17 AM PDT

Posted by: Alex Mac Kee
If pen­ises were planes Jimmy's mouth would be an airport


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Don't punch a British kid, the queen'll come after you.

Just watched entry #22 again, that scream at the end of the tape still freaks me out.

  • 05.29.2010 6:52 AM PDT

I wonder if tazer shotguns could take the slender man down...

>=)

  • 05.29.2010 9:25 PM PDT

My Grandfather was a Desert Ranger, my Father was a Veteran Ranger in the NCR. My father was killed by Caesar's Legion and they took my Brother. It's now my responsibility to uphold the mantle of the Rangers and avenge my Father and find my Brother.

Ok i have always wondered doe's slenderman kill his victims or just takes them. IDK?

  • 05.30.2010 8:09 AM PDT

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!

Posted by: Monkeybarsixx
Ok i have always wondered doe's slenderman kill his victims or just takes them. IDK?

Both.

  • 05.30.2010 12:53 PM PDT

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Posted by: theshadowstriker
Posted by: Monkeybarsixx
Ok i have always wondered doe's slenderman kill his victims or just takes them. IDK?

Both.
OH KAY

  • 05.30.2010 12:55 PM PDT

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In any city or country, get yourself to any game convention center. Look for the strange furry in the green suit, approach him with your mouth gaping open and scream "WHERE CAN I FIND THE HOLDER OF SHOOPZ?" Should he begin to look angry and open his mouth, he will release a SHOOP of such great intensity that it will destroy the Universe and Teh Mudkips.

But if he then firmly grabs your -blam!-, you will be teleported to an episode of Dragon Ball Z. It will be the one with Cell, about to Shoop Goku. You MUST then close your eyes, focus all of your power to your mouth, and then scream "SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!" If your power level is over 9000, Vegeta will crush his scouter, screaming "IT'S OVER 9000!!!!" resulting in totalfail, which in turn will make Cell fire the Royal Rainbow, causing him to implode also from the totalfail.

Goku will then fly down naked in Super Saiyan Form 4, with a huge errect -blam!-. You must then begin laughing arrogantly, and tell him to Suck your Kiss. Angry, he will then hold out a calculator, with the 1/0 typed in, but hasn't hit enter yet. He will begin to cry, threatening to hit the enter key. You must scream "THIS IS SPARTA" and kick him the hardest you can. He will fall into a massive hole formed behind him and be lost forever.

Everything will go white, and you will feel the ultimate sensation of win flow over you. Revel in this pure win, and praise the Lords of WIn, or be cast into the -blam!- of Goatse, forever being raped with fail until your death. The Lords of Lulz will then descend and begin to play Stairway to Heaven. Listen to the entire song, and during the solo, scream "SHOOP DA POOP" and soil yourself. Then become errect and force the Lords of Lulz into giving you BJ's, and they will pleasure you.

You MUST recite Bohemian Rhapsody while doing this, and you will be teleported back to the Gaming Convention Center, with a medallion.

This Medallion is Object 9000 of 538. Will you be able to SHOOP when the time comes?
I loLed

  • 05.30.2010 1:18 PM PDT

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!

Posted by: RogueAssassin27
Posted by: theshadowstriker
Posted by: Monkeybarsixx
Ok i have always wondered doe's slenderman kill his victims or just takes them. IDK?

Both.
OH KAY

Well a few times he dragged his victims to another dimmension so he probably left them drifting. [I'm being serious]

  • 05.30.2010 1:36 PM PDT

Hmmm, I don't know what to say...

This thread is dying, and Ol'Slendy is fake.

  • 05.31.2010 5:58 AM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.

tbh, if those videos are real, then holy -blam!-. if they're not, holy -blam!- anyway. that's some scary stuff right there and whether it's real or not it scares the pants off of me. i mean, the stories are scary enough as it is, but with the videos as well...*shiver*

i'm surprised this hasn't been made into a film or something, coz I'd be sure to avoid it in case i get a heart attack on the way home.

there's like this 'aura' surrounding him that reaches down into the bottom of my soul and thrusts cold-hearted fear unto me like being thrown a medicine ball and not realise what it is until you catch it, and then your arms nearly get ripped out because you misjudge its weight.

  • 05.31.2010 8:37 AM PDT

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But he said that we're best friends!
Posted by: Masontheslayer9
This thread is dying, and Ol'Slendy is fake.

  • 05.31.2010 8:39 AM PDT

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It's all fake.

  • 05.31.2010 9:07 AM PDT

This would be a good time to point out that the US Government seriously did consider nuking the moon during the Cold War as a show of force. Project A119.

"A large explosion on the Terminator line would put the sun behind the mushroom cloud, making the explosion visible with the naked eye from Earth."

Then the US decided they'd just send in Neil Armstrong to land on it. Neil Armstrong - the one man on the earth that was considered a suitable replacement for a nuclear missile.

Even if it's fake, this thing is great for stories and videos.

  • 05.31.2010 9:16 AM PDT