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Subject: What is this Slender man thing?

Posted by: Pokezilla Linked
Oh, LOL. I thought you guys were talking about Marble Hornets. I'm an idiot, sorry.
Its ok, kind of confusing when people jump from one Slender Man series to another in one thread.

  • 06.03.2010 8:39 AM PDT
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Andy

Posted by: Brandonodnarb
Posted by: Pokezilla Linked
Oh, LOL. I thought you guys were talking about Marble Hornets. I'm an idiot, sorry.
Its ok, kind of confusing when people jump from one Slender Man series to another in one thread.
This is the truth.

  • 06.03.2010 8:41 AM PDT
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Slender Man+Fitness=Win.

Just look at his slim build! Follow his easy fitness techniques, and get in slender-shape like him in just 4 weeks! If it doesn't work, he'll murder you!

Wait.....

  • 06.03.2010 8:51 AM PDT
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Andy

Posted by: The Poggiton
Slender Man+Fitness=Win.

Just look at his slim build! Follow his easy fitness techniques, and get in slender-shape like him in just 4 weeks! If it doesn't work, he'll murder you!

Wait.....
His low-calorie diet consists of 4 children a day!

  • 06.03.2010 8:53 AM PDT

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.03.2010 5:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

Wait, there's a new one now?

  • 06.03.2010 5:59 PM PDT

Posted by: LoftyDaDan
911 Phone Call Recording: Date 11/21/08 at 8:02:23 PM, Pacific Time



Dispatcher: 911 emergency.
Girl: (Whispering) There he is... a man... or a thing... a monster outside. He's going to get me...
Dispatcher: Ma'am
Girl: HELP ME...! (Inaudible words)
Dispatcher: Ma'am, please tell me, in a calm voice, what happened.
Girl: Ok... ok... My roommate went out for a bike ride after lunch, and then it started getting all foggy around three, the power went out... so I went to go check the power box... and... he appeared...
Dispatcher: Who, ma'am?
Girl: That thing! It's... it's... coming down the street now... worse than the... (Inaudible)
Dispatcher: Ma'am! If I am going to try to help you, you need to cooperate! Tell me what is happening
Girl: Ok, what do you want me to do?
Dispatcher: Describe him.
Girl: Ok... it looks humanoid... from a distance, but the way it feels. You know..? S'not normal... Then, when he gets close... Oh, ****... He spreads out all his arms... and walks with them... That's how he got the others! He just picked them up and ripped off their arms and legs! (Sobs) So tall... (Inaudible)
Dispatcher: Ma'am?
Girl: (Screams are heard, then random crashes)
Dispatcher: Ma'am, please speak into the phone.
Girl: (high pitched giggling is heard in background)
Dispatcher: Ma'am?
Call ends


More information on the incident provided below. Information cited from classified source.

Seven Dead in Texas
Published by L. Don Campbell, at 9:33 PM
Seven people are dead in a massacre at a southeastern Texas mobile home

The county's police chief, Matt Darling, provided few other details Saturday evening in a news conference other than to say that his officers are actively pursuing leads but have no firm suspects
"This is a record for us. We've never had such an incident with so many victims," Darling told reporters. "It's not a scene that I would want anybody to see."
He said authorities discovered the victims when responding to a 911 call shortly after 8 p.m. Saturday.
Police said the probe was a homicide investigation. Some of the victims had been tentatively identified, but names and ages haven't been made public.
The mobile home park consists of about 100 spaces and is nestled among centuries-old live oak trees.
Most of the victims were found inside the mobile home with the exception of a single teenage girl found impaled in the upper branches of one of the nearby trees. Police have given no theory as to how she got there and would not disclose the nature of the wounds suffered by the other victims.
Local resident of the trailer park, James Tyler, told reporters that, while he didn't know exactly what happened, the word "disemboweled" had been overheard and he himself had witnessed police removing what appeared to be plastic bags full of internal organs.
More news as the story develops.




Thats full of -blam!-.

  • 06.03.2010 6:25 PM PDT

Hi

Posted by: The biKestEr
Posted by: LoftyDaDan
911 Phone Call Recording: Date 11/21/08 at 8:02:23 PM, Pacific Time



Dispatcher: 911 emergency.
Girl: (Whispering) There he is... a man... or a thing... a monster outside. He's going to get me...
Dispatcher: Ma'am
Girl: HELP ME...! (Inaudible words)
Dispatcher: Ma'am, please tell me, in a calm voice, what happened.
Girl: Ok... ok... My roommate went out for a bike ride after lunch, and then it started getting all foggy around three, the power went out... so I went to go check the power box... and... he appeared...
Dispatcher: Who, ma'am?
Girl: That thing! It's... it's... coming down the street now... worse than the... (Inaudible)
Dispatcher: Ma'am! If I am going to try to help you, you need to cooperate! Tell me what is happening
Girl: Ok, what do you want me to do?
Dispatcher: Describe him.
Girl: Ok... it looks humanoid... from a distance, but the way it feels. You know..? S'not normal... Then, when he gets close... Oh, ****... He spreads out all his arms... and walks with them... That's how he got the others! He just picked them up and ripped off their arms and legs! (Sobs) So tall... (Inaudible)
Dispatcher: Ma'am?
Girl: (Screams are heard, then random crashes)
Dispatcher: Ma'am, please speak into the phone.
Girl: (high pitched giggling is heard in background)
Dispatcher: Ma'am?
Call ends


More information on the incident provided below. Information cited from classified source.

Seven Dead in Texas
Published by L. Don Campbell, at 9:33 PM
Seven people are dead in a massacre at a southeastern Texas mobile home

The county's police chief, Matt Darling, provided few other details Saturday evening in a news conference other than to say that his officers are actively pursuing leads but have no firm suspects
"This is a record for us. We've never had such an incident with so many victims," Darling told reporters. "It's not a scene that I would want anybody to see."
He said authorities discovered the victims when responding to a 911 call shortly after 8 p.m. Saturday.
Police said the probe was a homicide investigation. Some of the victims had been tentatively identified, but names and ages haven't been made public.
The mobile home park consists of about 100 spaces and is nestled among centuries-old live oak trees.
Most of the victims were found inside the mobile home with the exception of a single teenage girl found impaled in the upper branches of one of the nearby trees. Police have given no theory as to how she got there and would not disclose the nature of the wounds suffered by the other victims.
Local resident of the trailer park, James Tyler, told reporters that, while he didn't know exactly what happened, the word "disemboweled" had been overheard and he himself had witnessed police removing what appeared to be plastic bags full of internal organs.
More news as the story develops.




Thats full of -blam!-.
Still scary tho'
But whatever the slenderman is Agent 47

  • 06.03.2010 6:58 PM PDT
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HERE I AM!!! OK so where done with this now TY now i can live on with my life u guys don't understand how my life is i never killed anyone im just a slender man. /THREAD

  • 06.04.2010 5:36 PM PDT

Are we bringing this back? lol

  • 06.04.2010 5:37 PM PDT
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milia: You can't send messages when you're banned
spartan: yes you can
Spartan has banned milia for 1 hour for no reason
Spartan has unbanned milia
milia: did you get my messages?
spartan: yes
milia: good because i didn't send any

Posted by: I Am Slender Man
HERE I AM!!! OK so where done with this now TY now i can live on with my life u guys don't understand how my life is i never killed anyone im just a slender man. /THREAD

I lol'd.

  • 06.04.2010 5:38 PM PDT
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Andy

Man-eating tree. Kinda weird considering SM is said to have a tree-like form.

  • 06.04.2010 5:43 PM PDT

"Nah. As long as the prince of darkness is okay with it. I am too. But thanks anyway, Mr. Velvet Spider."

xD

Why in gods name is this thread featured on know your meme. Is the flood important now or something?

  • 06.06.2010 2:39 AM PDT

Great, now I'm going to be up all night looking for info on this.

  • 06.06.2010 9:38 PM PDT
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lolz SHOOP DA WHOOP LOL

Posted by: iownedu720

In any city or country, get yourself to any game convention center. Look for the strange furry in the green suit, approach him with your mouth gaping open and scream "WHERE CAN I FIND THE HOLDER OF SHOOPZ?" Should he begin to look angry and open his mouth, he will release a SHOOP of such great intensity that it will destroy the Universe and Teh Mudkips.

But if he then firmly grabs your -blam!-, you will be teleported to an episode of Dragon Ball Z. It will be the one with Cell, about to Shoop Goku. You MUST then close your eyes, focus all of your power to your mouth, and then scream "SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!" If your power level is over 9000, Vegeta will crush his scouter, screaming "IT'S OVER 9000!!!!" resulting in totalfail, which in turn will make Cell fire the Royal Rainbow, causing him to implode also from the totalfail.

Goku will then fly down naked in Super Saiyan Form 4, with a huge errect -blam!-. You must then begin laughing arrogantly, and tell him to Suck your Kiss. Angry, he will then hold out a calculator, with the 1/0 typed in, but hasn't hit enter yet. He will begin to cry, threatening to hit the enter key. You must scream "THIS IS SPARTA" and kick him the hardest you can. He will fall into a massive hole formed behind him and be lost forever.

Everything will go white, and you will feel the ultimate sensation of win flow over you. Revel in this pure win, and praise the Lords of WIn, or be cast into the -blam!- of Goatse, forever being raped with fail until your death. The Lords of Lulz will then descend and begin to play Stairway to Heaven. Listen to the entire song, and during the solo, scream "SHOOP DA POOP" and soil yourself. Then become errect and force the Lords of Lulz into giving you BJ's, and they will pleasure you.

You MUST recite Bohemian Rhapsody while doing this, and you will be teleported back to the Gaming Convention Center, with a medallion.

This Medallion is Object 9000 of 538. Will you be able to SHOOP when the time comes?

  • 06.07.2010 12:35 PM PDT

After reading all these posts, I'm dead scared to click the links or look for pictures.

  • 06.07.2010 12:50 PM PDT

YOU FOOL! THE GOD OF HELLFIRE HAS NO NEED FOR COUPONS!

its very creepy..a monster with a business suit stalking people, pooping up out of no where, at least 10 feet tall, with tenticels coming out of his back. looks like im not sleeping tonight!

  • 06.07.2010 7:20 PM PDT

YOU FOOL! THE GOD OF HELLFIRE HAS NO NEED FOR COUPONS!

i thought i just saw slenderman through my window!

  • 06.07.2010 7:38 PM PDT

Posted by: The Slender Man
Posted by: Slender Man
Posted by: The Slender Man
Posted by: JRichie17
the question isn't what is a slender man, the question in where did they get such big pants?


Walmart.


Acctualy, JC penny
no target duhh

Touché

  • 06.07.2010 7:46 PM PDT

Posted by: Oathbreaker
its very creepy..a monster with a business suit stalking people, pooping up out of no where, at least 10 feet tall, with tenticels coming out of his back. looks like im not sleeping tonight!
same here bro invite me over lets make a group.

  • 06.07.2010 7:48 PM PDT

Posted by: hello2k9

Posted by: RedXRulez
Sorry, I'm American. I couldn't care less about those sorts of things.


What a shock -_-

I remember this thread when it wasn't even two pages long...

I can't believe you guys have kept it going so long...I haven't watched Marble Hornets since the 4th one I think.

This thread is Legend though

  • 06.07.2010 7:48 PM PDT

Mythical Group

There is no greater catharsis than arguing on the Flood.

Posted by: OMG a spoon
I haven't watched Marble Hornets since the 4th one I think.
You're missing out.

  • 06.07.2010 7:49 PM PDT