"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain."
The weilder of the Halo.
In any city, in any country, go to any laboratory you can find, and ask the first person you see that you wish to see the weilder of Halo. If all expression leaves his face, you must do so as well. Without either person saying a word, follow him through the first door he enters, mimicking his every move.
Should you not copy his every move, or show any expression, he will show you into the room opposite in the hall. If you leave now, not looking back or saying anything, you are never to return, or you shall be forced into the room. Should you enter this room, you will be infected by a terrible thing, known as life's own enemy.
If you made it into the correct room, a robotic voice will say one of two things.
If the voice says "Minor Outbreak detected, beginning protocol 04," You will be let into the room ahead, but knowing that the entire Galaxy is already doomed to infection.
If it says "No outbreak detected," you must open to door across the hall, and VERY QUICKLY say, "Outbreak detected, priority one." If you are too slow, you will be dragged into the room you opened, and will be infected. If you did everything right, the building will lock down, and you will be let through.
In the next room, A large holographic ring will be floating in the middle of the room. In the middle of the ring will be a small floating orb, with a smaller blue circle in the middle. Tell it, "I am the reclaimer, take me to installation zero five."
You will suddenly appear on the inside of one of the rings, in front of what appears to be the letter T. Grab it, and press a large, purple button on a holographic dashboard three times. The robotic voice will say "Error. Beginning transport to installation zero zero.
After a flash of light, you are in Africa, wondering what happened. You look in your hand and see the T.
That T is object 0 of 538. It cannot go back to its home.