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Posted by: solidsnakemgs45
Posted by: WalkinPoop
In any city, in any country, go to any bathroom institution you can get yourself to. When you reach the front toilet, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The janitor". Should a smell of bad eggs come over your nose, you will then be taken to a toilet in the building. It will be in a dirty old section of the bathroom. All you will hear is the sound of someone farting. Its smell is terrible, but your very nose will feel unspeakable stink.
Should the farting stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "ohh jesus christ that stinks" If you still smell rotten eggs, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at your house, just keep moving, and poop where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you dont have diarreah.
If the stink in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the toilet all you will see is a windowless bathroom with toilet paper in the corner, with poop all over it, and stinking terribly. The dude will only respond to one question. "What happens when they all poop and dont flush?"
The dude will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many get diarreah in that very bathroom, some poop soon after the meeting, and a few break thier toilets. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the object in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your stomach will be of cruelty and unrelenting horror.
You will ppop on the floor in that room, by that week old meat.
That object is 69 of 666. They must never come together. Never.Lol