- LoneMountain19
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my theory on slenderman: (NOTE - this is not a serious comment, this is a joke interpretation) have you noticed that Tribe Twelve and totheark have names refrencing the Jewish religion (12 tribes of Israel; the Arc of the Covenant)? I think that this is because slenderman is a Jewish Golem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golem). He was made by the Jews after the Crusades in Jerusalem and other areas containing Jewish people to take revenge on Europe and the Catholic Church. He was made out of clay, but they did not have time to create the face, which is why he has no face. He is dressed like an Orthodox Jewish man. The Jews sent their creation th the Holy Roman Empire, modern day Germany, which is why slenderman appears in German folklore. During WWII, the Germans discovered that the Jews were responsible for slenderman. This is why the Holocaust happened. After WWII, when the US took in many former German scientists, slenderman followed them, which is how he ended up in America. Also, he wants $20 cus hes Jewish.... lol jk - this is a joke, but what if it was real?????????????????
[Edited on 11.01.2010 6:27 PM PDT]