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Subject: What is this Slender man thing?(FINALLY UPDATED)

When your spirit is floatin' down the tunnel, toward the light, you know wot's behind the light? It's not god. It's me. And I'm gonna kick your --- soul all the way back down the tunnel, 'til you choke on your own ---'d up ribs. Now. Wake. The ----. Up!

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  • 08.24.2012 12:58 PM PDT

This whole thread stole the idea from that new "Slender" game.

  • 08.25.2012 11:47 PM PDT
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*wonders how New Clan Recruitment For Shadow Pack thread gets 55 replies*

*reads "Hi I'm Ashley. . ." *

[Question Answered]

*proceeds to read on, shakes head, and gently laughs*

5552

  • 08.25.2012 11:49 PM PDT

Stuff.


Posted by: Bradllez
This whole thread stole the idea from that new "Slender" game.

Yeah, even though the thread is three years older.

Eejit.

  • 08.25.2012 11:50 PM PDT

Now, I haven't read every single comment, but I didn't see anything about an Egyptian Pharaoh with Slenderman on his heiroglyphic tomb. I saw a picture somewhere so if you think The Pale one was created by a forum post, you're wrong. Slendy has been around since the beginning of time. Now, I am not making it a habit to read this thread, so I most likely will never respond again.

  • 08.29.2012 4:50 PM PDT

Posted by: borrowedchief
We aren't here to ruin your experience (Well Qbix is).

I'm surprised this thread is still going o_o

  • 08.29.2012 10:17 PM PDT

The man with a hammer begins to see everything he encounters as a nail

5555 replies!

Aaaaaand it's gone.

  • 08.29.2012 10:18 PM PDT

(^}>


Posted by: R0flc0pt3r
I'm surprised this thread is still going o_o
As long as Marble Hornets, EMH and Tribe Twelve are still around it won't die.

And then of course there's the new guys that come in here and inform us 'it's not real'

  • 08.30.2012 9:14 AM PDT

"Die?"Kurt laughed."Didn't you know?"he told the Elite. "...Spartans never die."

This thread has come a long way...

  • 08.30.2012 11:41 AM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.

For those of you that may think MH is real, please move on.

  • 08.30.2012 11:54 AM PDT

Why are you here?


Posted by: EuAn1196

Posted by: R0flc0pt3r
I'm surprised this thread is still going o_o
As long as Marble Hornets, EMH and Tribe Twelve are still around it won't die.

And then of course there's the new guys that come in here and inform us 'it's not real'


Like the guy I posted under.

  • 08.30.2012 12:04 PM PDT
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In my opinion, I don't care who laughs last or first. As long as I laugh in the process, everything is good.

*Rams his head through a brick wall*

Posted by: IslocStarkiller
For those of you that may think MH is real, please move on.

  • 08.30.2012 12:17 PM PDT

(^}>


Posted by: Jornn_
*Rams his head through a brick wall*

Posted by: IslocStarkiller
For those of you that may think MH is real, please move on.
*walks through hole in wall, stamps on head*

  • 08.30.2012 12:22 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Posted by: IslocStarkiller
For those of you that may think MH is real, please move on.


Yeah, they do some pretty funny stuff when they're not working on Hornets. I made a little story out of it.

Troy finds Joseph in his room with a trumpet, Joseph yells at him to leave, then later Troy bothers him again and the dog encourages Joseph to shoot Troy...and he does.

Then Troy comes back to life and Joseph finds a grapefruit on his table that talks so Joseph eats it. Troy watches that old He-Man 80's video and Joseph kills him again, stuffs his body in the trunk with Tim, and goes for another jog.

Troy is back to life again for whatever reason and kills himself by shaving. Meanwhile, Joseph daydreams about jazz and being in a suit. Then Dream Tim kills Joseph.

Troy should really stop dying sometime.

  • 08.30.2012 12:27 PM PDT
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Entry 62 is up.

  • 09.01.2012 5:20 AM PDT

(^}>


Posted by: DorkLord54
Entry 62 is up.
Did they... you know... impregnate him?
D:

  • 09.01.2012 6:43 AM PDT
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In my opinion, I don't care who laughs last or first. As long as I laugh in the process, everything is good.

Where would you get that impression?

Also was that Hoodie/TTA who picked up the camera? And did Tim get a new mask?

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Posted by: DorkLord54
Entry 62 is up.
Did they... you know... impregnate him?
D:

  • 09.01.2012 7:36 AM PDT
Subject: What is this Slender man thing?

idk.

  • 09.02.2012 9:53 PM PDT
Subject: What is this Slender man thing?(FINALLY UPDATED)

Toasting in Incredibly Long Bread.

  • 09.02.2012 9:53 PM PDT

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!

So is this Marblehornets thing fake, or do these weirdos really think they're being stalked?

[Edited on 09.04.2012 4:30 PM PDT]

  • 09.04.2012 4:29 PM PDT

Man my cousin JUST NOW heard about Slenderman and thinks its the scariest thing ever. Its annoying when he talks about it because its over 3 years old.

  • 09.04.2012 4:31 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Posted by: theshadowstriker
So is this Marblehornets thing fake, or do these weirdos really think they're being stalked?


Oh yes, the Operator really does exist, and their other channel is just what they do when they're not on the run.

  • 09.04.2012 6:34 PM PDT

''Hell is other people.''

I remember when this thread started, everyone thought Slendy actually existed. Good times...

  • 09.05.2012 10:35 AM PDT
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In my opinion, I don't care who laughs last or first. As long as I laugh in the process, everything is good.

:|

Posts like these make me wonder...

Posted by: theshadowstriker
So is this Marblehornets thing fake, or do these weirdos really think they're being stalked?

  • 09.05.2012 1:02 PM PDT
Subject: What is this Slender man thing?

"When you say mean things, your weenie will shrink."

-Marshall Mathers, 2004


Posted by: iownedu720

In any city or country, get yourself to any game convention center. Look for the strange furry in the green suit, approach him with your mouth gaping open and scream "WHERE CAN I FIND THE HOLDER OF SHOOPZ?" Should he begin to look angry and open his mouth, he will release a SHOOP of such great intensity that it will destroy the Universe and Teh Mudkips.

But if he then firmly grabs your -blam!-, you will be teleported to an episode of Dragon Ball Z. It will be the one with Cell, about to Shoop Goku. You MUST then close your eyes, focus all of your power to your mouth, and then scream "SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!" If your power level is over 9000, Vegeta will crush his scouter, screaming "IT'S OVER 9000!!!!" resulting in totalfail, which in turn will make Cell fire the Royal Rainbow, causing him to implode also from the totalfail.

Goku will then fly down naked in Super Saiyan Form 4, with a huge errect -blam!-. You must then begin laughing arrogantly, and tell him to Suck your Kiss. Angry, he will then hold out a calculator, with the 1/0 typed in, but hasn't hit enter yet. He will begin to cry, threatening to hit the enter key. You must scream "THIS IS SPARTA" and kick him the hardest you can. He will fall into a massive hole formed behind him and be lost forever.

Everything will go white, and you will feel the ultimate sensation of win flow over you. Revel in this pure win, and praise the Lords of WIn, or be cast into the -blam!- of Goatse, forever being raped with fail until your death. The Lords of Lulz will then descend and begin to play Stairway to Heaven. Listen to the entire song, and during the solo, scream "SHOOP DA POOP" and soil yourself. Then become errect and force the Lords of Lulz into giving you BJ's, and they will pleasure you.

You MUST recite Bohemian Rhapsody while doing this, and you will be teleported back to the Gaming Convention Center, with a medallion.

This Medallion is Object 9000 of 538. Will you be able to SHOOP when the time comes?
I laghed so hard I started to choke.

  • 09.06.2012 6:07 PM PDT