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Subject: What is this Slender man thing?
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Please Come Visit Me Dawg!
The residue of many who are about to die
Emit from the Tragic Castles which I now reside
Come before 7:00 That's when they close the blinds
Strap me down, steal my watch which is no surprise
I suck applesauce through a bendy straw
When I poop all the nurses come in and applaud

Posted by: Nohtaram
Posted by: HK47
Posted by: CURBSTOMPSOMFOO
1. It's not real.

Demand: I require proof or your statement is automatically invalidated.


The burden of proof is on you, not him. You guys made the extraordinary claim, you are required to provide the evidence.

Ouch.

  • 08.11.2009 7:22 AM PDT

Posted by: neoshogun
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Neo has officially been promoted to barf cleaner-upper and pukee hair holder.
I am honored to have that position. While your barfing I can steal your wallets!

It's creepy enough that people stalk Bungie via Webcams, but it's even worse how they stalk back.

Flame War breaker!

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the Flame." The worker will stare impassively at you for many minutes before pointing, silently, to a door behind you. The door was not there, and anyone else around you will not notice it. Approach the door and close your eyes, before grasping the knocker. You need knock only once. If the metal suddenly cools in your hand, run. Run far away, and keep running. Only hope that you have escaped, for the alternative is a horror only the souls in hell can comprehend.

If the knocker grows warm, hold onto it tightly, even when it begins to sear into your hand. Eventually, the pain will stop. Once this has happened, open your eyes. You will be in a small garden, illuminated by the light of a full moon, and surrounded by ivy-covered stone walls. To your left will be a pond. Do not look directly into the water, lest the multitude of terrors lurking within capture and drown you again and again for the rest of eternity. To your right will be a funeral pyre, not yet lit, slickly dark with a flammable fluid.

Take exactly 5 steps towards the pyre. Do not ask why. You will find the corpse of a castrated male child, his arms folded over a vial of quicksilver. Say nothing but the question "What caused their immolation?"

The corpse will not move, but the pyre will ignite of its own free will. As will the bushes, the grass, the trees, and the flowers all around it. The flames will shift colors, from the normal colors of fire, to the red of freshly spilt blood, to the green of infection and disease. The plants will shriek in agony as the walls surrounding the garden are consumed. The pond will dry out, the water itself burning with a blistering heat, as the souls of the damned rise upward in the steam, howling their litany of curses upon you.

As the first curse reaches your ears, you must summon your courage and begin to laugh. Loudly, spitefully, arrogantly, but not softly. If the curses become more vehement, you are safe. If they stop, then throw yourself on the pyre to escape a fate far worse.

In the midst of the tempest, the corpse will calmly sit upright, consumed entirely in flames, and will proffer you the vial. You must continue to laugh, and cross your arms. You must not accept this gift now.

The corpse will open its mouth, and if you are lucky, what you will see in its depths will not leave you laughing in madness for the rest of your mortal life.

The vial will drop, shatter, and spill its contents upon the blackened remains of the grass as the flames die down. Everything will be silent. At your feet will be a new flower, its stem hard and spiny, its petals painted with the colors of hellfire and damnation. Pick it, and you will find yourself away from the garden and back in front of the door.

This flower is Object 30 of 538. It will burn itself deep into your soul, and ignite the fires of madness.

  • 08.11.2009 10:13 AM PDT
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God you people are morons.

These videos are a work of fiction. Not real. Unfactual. Either watch them and enjoy them and the story the author is telling or piss off. Why bother reading books? Why bother watching films?


  • 08.11.2009 10:31 AM PDT
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Posted by: recon37
God you people are morons.

These videos are a work of fiction. Not real. Unfactual. Either watch them and enjoy them and the story the author is telling or piss off. Why bother reading books? Why bother watching films?




I believe we established that fact that the movies are fake... there just creepy...and they're trying to spread the Slender man myth....

No need for name calling

  • 08.11.2009 10:44 AM PDT
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Posted by: Candlejack
Posted by: Nohtaram
Posted by: HK47
Posted by: CURBSTOMPSOMFOO
1. It's not real.

Demand: I require proof or your statement is automatically invalidated.


The burden of proof is on you, not him. You guys made the extraordinary claim, you are required to provide the evidence.

Ouch.

I point you to organized religion. Nothing but extraordinary claims without a shred of proof and it is widely excepted by society. Proof is not necessary apparently. If you can't prove its not there then it is indeed there.

  • 08.11.2009 10:59 AM PDT
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Posted by: Candlejack
Posted by: Nohtaram
Posted by: HK47
Posted by: CURBSTOMPSOMFOO
1. It's not real.

Demand: I require proof or your statement is automatically invalidated.


The burden of proof is on you, not him. You guys made the extraordinary claim, you are required to provide the evidence.

Ouch.

Oh hey Candlejack, how are yo-

  • 08.11.2009 11:00 AM PDT

"I just looked at a 7-day forecast. Furnace. Ugly. Cooking. Killer. Yowtch! Overcooked. Unbearable. I've never had it spell out "-blam!- you" on me before." -Facetious Sage

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Posted by: Silver
Posted by: Candlejack
Posted by: Nohtaram
Posted by: HK47
Posted by: CURBSTOMPSOMFOO
1. It's not real.

Demand: I require proof or your statement is automatically invalidated.


The burden of proof is on you, not him. You guys made the extraordinary claim, you are required to provide the evidence.

Ouch.

Oh hey Candlejack, how are yo-


You're doing it wrong, Candlejack doesn't let you put in a hyphen befo

  • 08.11.2009 11:22 AM PDT

"I just looked at a 7-day forecast. Furnace. Ugly. Cooking. Killer. Yowtch! Overcooked. Unbearable. I've never had it spell out "-blam!- you" on me before." -Facetious Sage

The intelligence of my questions shall be directly proportional to the intelligence of your thread, and you will like it! -Jesusismyhomey

Bump, sorry, but relevant:

It's the Slender Man.

  • 08.11.2009 2:16 PM PDT
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I can't believe this thread is so popular

  • 08.11.2009 3:18 PM PDT

Die for the Pie
ಠ_ಠ < Do it NOW

Posted by: IuIz
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Megan Fox is a whore.

Gigolo.

It's Jack Skellington!

  • 08.11.2009 3:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: GruntSquash
It's Jack Skellington!


At first ithought that too.... but it's really.....Salad Fingers!

  • 08.11.2009 4:24 PM PDT

Something created in some photo contest. It was probably shown elsewhere as "real" and started becoming a thing of creepy myth. Ever since people like you are shi­tting their pants in fear of something that doesn't even exist. If it's real then why is it that no one but people who have searched it on google know about it? Why do my friends not here about it? Why are no murders or dissapearences never end with no one jail? Why does the news not report it? Even on slow news days?


Ask yourself these. Before you say it's real.

  • 08.11.2009 7:33 PM PDT

Posted by: spngefan11
Something created in some photo contest. It was probably shown elsewhere as "real" and started becoming a thing of creepy myth. Ever since people like you are shi­tting their pants in fear of something that doesn't even exist. If it's real then why is it that no one but people who have searched it on google know about it? Why do my friends not here about it? Why are no murders or dissapearences never end with no one jail? Why does the news not report it? Even on slow news days?


Ask yourself these. Before you say it's real.

You've made a point. Before this I've never even heard of it from anyone, but that doesn't make it any less creepy >_>

  • 08.11.2009 7:55 PM PDT

Dr. Gelato, MD.

Posted by: neoshogun
Flame War breaker!

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the Flame." The worker will stare impassively at you for many minutes before pointing, silently, to a door behind you. The door was not there, and anyone else around you will not notice it. Approach the door and close your eyes, before grasping the knocker. You need knock only once. If the metal suddenly cools in your hand, run. Run far away, and keep running. Only hope that you have escaped, for the alternative is a horror only the souls in hell can comprehend.

If the knocker grows warm, hold onto it tightly, even when it begins to sear into your hand. Eventually, the pain will stop. Once this has happened, open your eyes. You will be in a small garden, illuminated by the light of a full moon, and surrounded by ivy-covered stone walls. To your left will be a pond. Do not look directly into the water, lest the multitude of terrors lurking within capture and drown you again and again for the rest of eternity. To your right will be a funeral pyre, not yet lit, slickly dark with a flammable fluid.

Take exactly 5 steps towards the pyre. Do not ask why. You will find the corpse of a castrated male child, his arms folded over a vial of quicksilver. Say nothing but the question "What caused their immolation?"

The corpse will not move, but the pyre will ignite of its own free will. As will the bushes, the grass, the trees, and the flowers all around it. The flames will shift colors, from the normal colors of fire, to the red of freshly spilt blood, to the green of infection and disease. The plants will shriek in agony as the walls surrounding the garden are consumed. The pond will dry out, the water itself burning with a blistering heat, as the souls of the damned rise upward in the steam, howling their litany of curses upon you.

As the first curse reaches your ears, you must summon your courage and begin to laugh. Loudly, spitefully, arrogantly, but not softly. If the curses become more vehement, you are safe. If they stop, then throw yourself on the pyre to escape a fate far worse.

In the midst of the tempest, the corpse will calmly sit upright, consumed entirely in flames, and will proffer you the vial. You must continue to laugh, and cross your arms. You must not accept this gift now.

The corpse will open its mouth, and if you are lucky, what you will see in its depths will not leave you laughing in madness for the rest of your mortal life.

The vial will drop, shatter, and spill its contents upon the blackened remains of the grass as the flames die down. Everything will be silent. At your feet will be a new flower, its stem hard and spiny, its petals painted with the colors of hellfire and damnation. Pick it, and you will find yourself away from the garden and back in front of the door.

This flower is Object 30 of 538. It will burn itself deep into your soul, and ignite the fires of madness.


Sounds like a bad trip.

  • 08.11.2009 9:08 PM PDT

That Foman guy freaking hates me.

If you read back a few pages you will find a post i made detailing the creator of Slender man and a quote describing how he created him. I can not believe people are still debating if this is real or not. Please research before posting anything here saying why this is real or why it is fake.
it is creepypasta never the less.

  • 08.12.2009 4:45 AM PDT

Posted by: Nova Holy
Posted by: spngefan11
Something created in some photo contest. It was probably shown elsewhere as "real" and started becoming a thing of creepy myth. Ever since people like you are shi­tting their pants in fear of something that doesn't even exist. If it's real then why is it that no one but people who have searched it on google know about it? Why do my friends not here about it? Why are no murders or dissapearences never end with no one jail? Why does the news not report it? Even on slow news days?


Ask yourself these. Before you say it's real.

You've made a point. Before this I've never even heard of it from anyone, but that doesn't make it any less creepy >_>
I was suprised I came up with so many.

  • 08.12.2009 9:38 AM PDT
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  • 08.12.2009 9:49 AM PDT
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the thread liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!!!1!!11!!


*stabs techno jazz in the eye with a dagger*
Yes... but you sir, shall die.

  • 08.12.2009 10:33 AM PDT

Are you still there?

Slender Man is real.

  • 08.12.2009 10:54 AM PDT

That Foman guy freaking hates me.

Posted by: A Portal Turret
Slender Man is real.

Haahahaha!
That's the second time I've seen that, i have been in this thread far too long. i think i have read every post ¬____¬
*goes insane.*

  • 08.12.2009 11:23 AM PDT

Posted by: Navaha42
Posted by: Silver
Posted by: Candlejack
Ouch.

Oh hey Candlejack, how are yo-


You're doing it wrong, Candlejack doesn't let you put in a hyphen befo

Yeah he does. Candlejack ain't that badass. Look at me end this with a hyphe

  • 08.13.2009 6:24 PM PDT

Are you still there?

Look out your window.















...do you see the sun too? What hemisphere do you live on? It's dark here!

  • 08.14.2009 12:49 AM PDT

I watched those vids and read about it but it wasn't scary at all :/ Completely fake. If a girl like me can watch this without even feeling the a slight tremble then why can't you men?

  • 08.14.2009 12:53 AM PDT

Are you still there?

Posted by: Evanesca
Posted by: neoshogun
Flame War breaker!
*"holder" creepypasta"


Sounds like a bad trip.

LSD is a hell of a drug.

  • 08.14.2009 1:35 AM PDT