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Subject: What is this Slender man thing?

Posted by: Dallas Green
I make a legitimate thread on the most logical choice for the next Bond actor, and you take that away from me by creating a parody thread indirectly connecting my thread to yours.

I hope your kids have bad influences and develop bad personalities. I wish this with all my heart.

Posted by: Bigfoot of Borg
What is the line from Big Trouble in Little China? " I'm not saying i've been everywhere or done everything but I know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on and a man would have to be some kind of idiot to think we were alone in this universe." or something along those lines. I find much truth in these words. Mothman, shadow people, slender man, alien abduction, ghosts take your pick. We all need something to go bump in the night to give us something to fear; myths and legends take so many forms you never know what will hit a nerve with someone. You may find a story like the slender man absurd in the extreme but still cower at the thought of being carried away in a space ship as some kind of lab rat. We crave fear as a spice to life; look at horror films and ghost stories around the camp fire. Intellectually you know these things are not real and can not hurt you but deep in your soul is that little voice saying "What if I'm wrong?" That is why stories like this are so talked of and why this thread is still going strong.

Amen.

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Posted by: Nova Holy
I watched those vids and read about it but it wasn't scary at all :/ Completely fake. If a girl like me can watch this without even feeling the a slight tremble then why can't you men?


Did you watch it alone at 12:00 in the morning in complete darkness?

  • 08.14.2009 10:16 PM PDT
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Each of us is entitled to our own opinions on music. There is ignorant rap and then there is intellectual rap, just as there is ignorant rock and intellectual rock. Even the "ignorant" artists can sometimes be intellectuals, and even the "intellectuals" can be ignorant. The worst thing you can do is be a bigot about music. If it doesn't have any affect on you, then listen to something else. But don't insult someone because their choice in music is not your own. THAT is ignorant.

Posted by: pjonesyltf
Why has it not dawned on anyone that it's Micheal Jackson?
I told you he faked his death.
/Thriller plays as Slenderman aprocahes

  • 08.15.2009 6:19 PM PDT

“I’m Your prisoner by choice. I will rest at Your feet, and I’ll only lift my voice when You want me to sing"

Posted by: bentheunicorn
The Holder of Uri nal Cakes

In any city or country, get yourself to a mental institution or half-house. Look for the man with a broom and trash barrel, and ask him where to find the Holder of the Uri nal Cakes. He will turn into godzilla, and you must kick him in the balls seven times. If you fail to do so, he will eat your face. And the rest of your body. If you succeed, however, he will turn back into a human and bring you to a supply closet with no door handle. You must immediatly shoot the man in the face, chest, balls, feet, liver, stomach, heart, stomach, bladder, pen0r, butt hole, and gull bladder. If you miss or hit any other body art, your head will explode.

If you complete this, sparta kick the door. It shall fall open to the left, and inside, under a single light, will be a very old man with no shrt and just jeans on. He will be floating with his legs crossed, eyes closed and fingers in a circle. Grab his nipple flab and bite it. If you do not, or if yo bite to hard, he will grab your balls and rip them out, and then your kidneys. However, if yo bite his nips correctly, you will see him burst into flames. Howver, you will not burn.

On a shelf behind him, there is a box. Inside the box are two things. The first is a note that reads

"Need more ur inal cakes. I really dont know what the hell they do, but they dissapear afer like five people piss on them

- Frank"

The other item is a urinal cake. Lick it, and put it in your pocket. It will vibrate every time you get a boner.

The U rinal Cake is object 1337 of 538. Will you be able to piss on it six times?


Oh -blam!-! I Lol'd so HARD!

  • 08.15.2009 8:23 PM PDT
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Hella HxC Bad Kid Krew

Man you are now my best friend. You scared the -blam!- out of me.

  • 08.15.2009 9:07 PM PDT

WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU: High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol and less than 2% natural flavors...

Make Lemonade!


Teabag twin #1 is here to kick ass and chew gum. And I'm all out of gum.

I wrote a shorty story about The Slender Man for a school assignment and got an A! Thnx for creating a thread about him =P. Scares the hell outta me.

[Edited on 08.16.2009 3:22 AM PDT]

  • 08.16.2009 3:21 AM PDT

It must be male anime characters, thier arms and legs are longer than thier body legnth.

  • 08.16.2009 10:52 AM PDT

all the pics ive seen of the "slender man" looks like a 3 year old drew them.

  • 08.16.2009 11:08 AM PDT
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Posted by: defnop552
wow, my dick broke so i ain't getting it for a while!

UPDATE: Defnop552 has confirmed he has fixed his dick.

Posted by: DarkSpyda04
It must be male anime characters, thier arms and legs are longer than thier body legnth.


Well I'm not anime but my legs are longer than my body, that's what I get for being 6'4 :(


OH NOES I AM TEH SLENDOR MAN!!

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I am V of /uf/
I rock the asians AND TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT DAMMIT

Posted by: GruntOfAction
Posted by: DarkSpyda04
It must be male anime characters, thier arms and legs are longer than thier body legnth.


Well I'm not anime but my legs are longer than my body, that's what I get for being 6'4 :(


OH NOES I AM TEH SLENDOR MAN!!


HOLY BALLS ME TOO

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Posted by: defnop552
wow, my dick broke so i ain't getting it for a while!

UPDATE: Defnop552 has confirmed he has fixed his dick.

Posted by: I am V
Posted by: GruntOfAction
Posted by: DarkSpyda04
It must be male anime characters, thier arms and legs are longer than thier body legnth.


Well I'm not anime but my legs are longer than my body, that's what I get for being 6'4 :(


OH NOES I AM TEH SLENDOR MAN!!


HOLY BALLS ME TOO


Is your name Bob Slenderman too? Holy crap we're twins!

  • 08.16.2009 6:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: WalkinPen­is
In any city, in any country, go to any pen­is you can get yourself to. When you reach the front pen­is, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the Pen­is". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers pen­is, you will then be taken to a pen­is in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the pen­is. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the pen­is. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very pen­is will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the pen­is stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for pen­is, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, and sleep where your pen­is drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

If the voice in the pen­is comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the pen­is all you will see is a windowless room with a pen­is in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling a pen­is. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when the pen­ises together?"

The person will then stare into your pen­is and answer your question in horrifying detail.

"Homose­xuality."

Many go mad in that very pen­is, some disappear soon after the meeting, and a few end their pen­is. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the pen­is in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your pen­is will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

Your pen­is will be in that pen­is, by that person's pen­is.

That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Pen­is.

  • 08.16.2009 7:15 PM PDT

I'm delicious.

Is it bad that I couldn't stop laughing through the post above this?

  • 08.16.2009 7:38 PM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
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--------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)

My ROFLsniper goes POW!

Posted by: paradox954
I wrote a shorty story about The Slender Man for a school assignment and got an A! Thnx for creating a thread about him =P. Scares the hell outta me.

You are very welcome! =D

  • 08.16.2009 7:53 PM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
______ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)

My ROFLsniper goes POW!

Posted by: SIowpoke
Posted by: WalkinPen­is
In any city, in any country, go to any pen­is you can get yourself to. When you reach the front pen­is, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the Pen­is". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers pen­is, you will then be taken to a pen­is in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the pen­is. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the pen­is. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very pen­is will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the pen­is stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for pen­is, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, and sleep where your pen­is drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

If the voice in the pen­is comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the pen­is all you will see is a windowless room with a pen­is in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling a pen­is. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when the pen­ises together?"

The person will then stare into your pen­is and answer your question in horrifying detail.

"Homose­xuality."

Many go mad in that very pen­is, some disappear soon after the meeting, and a few end their pen­is. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the pen­is in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your pen­is will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

Your pen­is will be in that pen­is, by that person's pen­is.

That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Pen­is.

OMG i am laughing so hard! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDlololololololroflolololololololorofllololololol ol!!!!! XD!!!!!!!!!!! I cant breath! XDXD

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So i had a dream about Slender man.... It was fun

  • 08.16.2009 8:55 PM PDT

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyway.

Australia

Posted by: SIowpoke
Posted by: WalkinPen­is
In any city, in any country, go to any pen­is you can get yourself to. When you reach the front pen­is, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the Pen­is". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers pen­is, you will then be taken to a pen­is in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the pen­is. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the pen­is. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very pen­is will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the pen­is stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for pen­is, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, and sleep where your pen­is drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

If the voice in the pen­is comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the pen­is all you will see is a windowless room with a pen­is in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling a pen­is. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when the pen­ises together?"

The person will then stare into your pen­is and answer your question in horrifying detail.

"Homose­xuality."

Many go mad in that very pen­is, some disappear soon after the meeting, and a few end their pen­is. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the pen­is in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your pen­is will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

Your pen­is will be in that pen­is, by that person's pen­is.

That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Pen­is.


I see what you did there >_>

  • 08.17.2009 4:58 AM PDT
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Posted by: defnop552
wow, my dick broke so i ain't getting it for a while!

UPDATE: Defnop552 has confirmed he has fixed his dick.

Posted by: Holy Zesto
Is it bad that I couldn't stop laughing through the post above this?


No but if you continue laughing non-stop you'll burn out your laugh box and never laugh again....


















EVER!!

  • 08.17.2009 10:10 AM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
______ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
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My ROFLsniper goes POW!

I would die. ^^^

  • 08.17.2009 2:15 PM PDT
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See entry 11!

  • 08.17.2009 7:09 PM PDT

Watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfTAPN_3q4Q


Posted by: Nova Holy
I watched those vids and read about it but it wasn't scary at all :/ Completely fake. If a girl like me can watch this without even feeling the a slight tremble then why can't you men?


Sexist

  • 08.17.2009 7:28 PM PDT

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Posted by: Doc Bacon
Sexist


You're one to talk, Mr. "We Should Just Nuke Africa".

Or should I call you Mr. "Cripples Should Not Be Allowed To Live"?

  • 08.17.2009 9:51 PM PDT