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“I’m Your prisoner by choice. I will rest at Your feet, and I’ll only lift my voice when You want me to sing"
Posted by: bentheunicorn
The Holder of Uri nal Cakes
In any city or country, get yourself to a mental institution or half-house. Look for the man with a broom and trash barrel, and ask him where to find the Holder of the Uri nal Cakes. He will turn into godzilla, and you must kick him in the balls seven times. If you fail to do so, he will eat your face. And the rest of your body. If you succeed, however, he will turn back into a human and bring you to a supply closet with no door handle. You must immediatly shoot the man in the face, chest, balls, feet, liver, stomach, heart, stomach, bladder, pen0r, butt hole, and gull bladder. If you miss or hit any other body art, your head will explode.
If you complete this, sparta kick the door. It shall fall open to the left, and inside, under a single light, will be a very old man with no shrt and just jeans on. He will be floating with his legs crossed, eyes closed and fingers in a circle. Grab his nipple flab and bite it. If you do not, or if yo bite to hard, he will grab your balls and rip them out, and then your kidneys. However, if yo bite his nips correctly, you will see him burst into flames. Howver, you will not burn.
On a shelf behind him, there is a box. Inside the box are two things. The first is a note that reads
"Need more ur inal cakes. I really dont know what the hell they do, but they dissapear afer like five people piss on them
- Frank"
The other item is a urinal cake. Lick it, and put it in your pocket. It will vibrate every time you get a boner.
The U rinal Cake is object 1337 of 538. Will you be able to piss on it six times?
Oh -blam!-! I Lol'd so HARD!