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Subject: What is this Slender man thing?
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  • Noble Heroic Member

holy -blam!- -blam!- balls, this thing is creepy

  • 08.24.2009 6:45 PM PDT

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B is for Basil, his courage erased
C is for Clara, with blood on her blouse
D is for Desmond, who burnt down the house
E is for Ernest, impaled on a ski
F is for Fannie, stuck fast in a tree

  • 08.24.2009 7:30 PM PDT

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he will come for you

  • 08.24.2009 8:25 PM PDT
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I used to eat Sammiches all the time, but that time is now over.
EON Sergeant
Spartan Special Ops Corporal

Artifact # 2036
This artifact is believed to be lost
The Holder of Orphans

I am the Holder of Orphans. To find me, go to any orphanage with a large, wrought-iron gate on a cliff. Walk along the dirt path going to the doors. Do not look anywhere but to the door. If you look away, the Orphanage will disappear and you will be standing on the edge of a cliff. When you are at the door, knock 4 times. If no one answers, run, and pray that the gate is not closed. If someone does answer, open the door and step in. Ask for the Holder of Orphans. If the person at the desk takes out a cross and begins to pray, end your life there. It will save me the effort. If the person does not take out a cross, he/she will lead you to the top floor,where you will see another set of stairs. Go up these stairs. You will hear weeping in the distance. If this weeping is to ever stop, start walking backward slowly and loudly shot " I am not here for you:I am here for the Artifact" If there is no answer, run. Run as fast as you can down the stairs. Do not fall. If you fall, you will die. Get out of the orphanage as quickly as possible, and hope that the first person you see has a cross.
If you hear someone say continue, keep on moving. You will reach the top of the stair case, which has too doors. You must loudly shout " I am here for the Artifact" and hope that the left door opens. If the right door opens, hope for a quick death.
Enter the left door. There will be a little black-haired boy with his back turned to you. Do NOT look at his face at any time. Ask him if he has the Artifact. He will turn around and scream. Do not look at his eye-less sockets, or cover your ears with your hands. If you do, you will be subjected to the same torment that the Holder feels. When he is done screaming, you must ask the question "Are you an orphan" If he answers you, you have passed.If he doesn't, you will burn.
You will forever remember his detailed speech. You will always remember the agony of his victims. You must not show this agony on your face. For then you shall suffer a fate worse than death. After this last test, you will be granted the Artifact. You will be back at the gate, but there will only be a cliff where the Orphanage once stood.

  • 08.24.2009 10:17 PM PDT

You don't kick a man when they're down, so don't teabag me when I'm dead!

OMG My name is Alex...

I don't like this thread!

  • 08.25.2009 8:33 AM PDT

I am in a relationship, and the woman's name is life. Either I'm -blam!- my Life, or my Life is -blam!- me.

Lmao, I finally got around to watching the entries, #5 actually made me jump when the sound started being distorted, I had the volume up a little high so I could hear them talking over my air conditioner, not my brightest move.

  • 08.25.2009 9:45 AM PDT

| ~B.B. | KOTOR | B.net abbreviation dictionary

"When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall."

If I had a custom Avatar, this is what it would look like.

Posted by: WalkinBonfire
In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the End". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, and sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when they all come together?"

The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, and a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the object in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.

That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Never.


0_o

  • 08.25.2009 9:49 AM PDT

I cracked up when I saw that this was from the something awful forums.
Those goons come up with everything- even 4chan.

  • 08.25.2009 9:50 AM PDT

That Foman guy freaking hates me.

I'm not sure which page it is on anymore i think it may be in the 20's but i posted a detailed paragraph on the creator his name and why and how he created/imagined the slender man. please stop acting as if he is not a fictional character. : )
i have been here almost since the beggining of this thread and i've read most posts and accounts. Stop being childish and accept he is fictional.Infact im going to find my post and quote it in here, bare with me.

  • 08.25.2009 10:31 PM PDT

I swear to DRUNK, I'm not GOD!

I can honestly say I don't find this whole slender man thing the least bit creepy, or interesting. the whole idea=fail.

  • 08.25.2009 11:11 PM PDT

That Foman guy freaking hates me.

Posted by: Emo Joe89
I can honestly say I don't find this whole slender man thing the least bit creepy, or interesting. the whole idea=fail.

You have no imagination. The reason it is creepy is because if you were alone say for a few weeks and everywhere you turned it was stalking you you would be scared/freaked out. A giant monster with no face a poor stature and tendrils flowing from its body that twists peoples bodies and hangs them in impossibly high parts of trees, following you, lurking just out of sight. waiting to kill you or worse...not creepy?

Ok.
Edit: I'm 19 and an avid horror flick fan but this is quite a freaky character if you actually think about it. The creator did a very good job on him/it.

[Edited on 08.25.2009 11:23 PM PDT]

  • 08.25.2009 11:20 PM PDT

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  • 08.28.2009 1:38 AM PDT

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Because I am going to watch the series of Entries in the morning; it's way to scary to watch this late at night. It's really un-settling stuff when you are trying to get to sleep- well, for me atleast..

  • 08.28.2009 1:55 AM PDT

--blam!-2K8

lolage this makes me think *-* ah yeah

  • 08.28.2009 2:54 AM PDT

--blam!-2K8

Posted by: an emo orphan
Posted by: Goose98
Artifact # 2036
This artifact is believed to be lost
The Holder of Orphans

I am the Holder of Orphans. To find me, go to any orphanage with a large, wrought-iron gate on a cliff. Walk along the dirt path going to the doors. Do not look anywhere but to the door. If you look away, the Orphanage will disappear and you will be standing on the edge of a cliff. When you are at the door, knock 4 times. If no one answers, run, and pray that the gate is not closed. If someone does answer, open the door and step in. Ask for the Holder of Orphans. If the person at the desk takes out a cross and begins to pray, end your life there. It will save me the effort. If the person does not take out a cross, he/she will lead you to the top floor,where you will see another set of stairs. Go up these stairs. You will hear weeping in the distance. If this weeping is to ever stop, start walking backward slowly and loudly shot " I am not here for you:I am here for the Artifact" If there is no answer, run. Run as fast as you can down the stairs. Do not fall. If you fall, you will die. Get out of the orphanage as quickly as possible, and hope that the first person you see has a cross.
If you hear someone say continue, keep on moving. You will reach the top of the stair case, which has too doors. You must loudly shout " I am here for the Artifact" and hope that the left door opens. If the right door opens, hope for a quick death.
Enter the left door. There will be a little black-haired boy with his back turned to you. Do NOT look at his face at any time. Ask him if he has the Artifact. He will turn around and scream. Do not look at his eye-less sockets, or cover your ears with your hands. If you do, you will be subjected to the same torment that the Holder feels. When he is done screaming, you must ask the question "Are you an orphan" If he answers you, you have passed.If he doesn't, you will burn.
You will forever remember his detailed speech. You will always remember the agony of his victims. You must not show this agony on your face. For then you shall suffer a fate worse than death. After this last test, you will be granted the Artifact. You will be back at the gate, but there will only be a cliff where the Orphanage once stood.


Um... I find that offensive.


To barnados

  • 08.28.2009 2:56 AM PDT

--blam!-2K8

Posted by: KooIKidKarl2k8
Posted by: an emo orphan
Posted by: Goose98
Artifact # 2036
This artifact is believed to be lost
The Holder of Orphans

I am the Holder of Orphans. To find me, go to any orphanage with a large, wrought-iron gate on a cliff. Walk along the dirt path going to the doors. Do not look anywhere but to the door. If you look away, the Orphanage will disappear and you will be standing on the edge of a cliff. When you are at the door, knock 4 times. If no one answers, run, and pray that the gate is not closed. If someone does answer, open the door and step in. Ask for the Holder of Orphans. If the person at the desk takes out a cross and begins to pray, end your life there. It will save me the effort. If the person does not take out a cross, he/she will lead you to the top floor,where you will see another set of stairs. Go up these stairs. You will hear weeping in the distance. If this weeping is to ever stop, start walking backward slowly and loudly shot " I am not here for you:I am here for the Artifact" If there is no answer, run. Run as fast as you can down the stairs. Do not fall. If you fall, you will die. Get out of the orphanage as quickly as possible, and hope that the first person you see has a cross.
If you hear someone say continue, keep on moving. You will reach the top of the stair case, which has too doors. You must loudly shout " I am here for the Artifact" and hope that the left door opens. If the right door opens, hope for a quick death.
Enter the left door. There will be a little black-haired boy with his back turned to you. Do NOT look at his face at any time. Ask him if he has the Artifact. He will turn around and scream. Do not look at his eye-less sockets, or cover your ears with your hands. If you do, you will be subjected to the same torment that the Holder feels. When he is done screaming, you must ask the question "Are you an orphan" If he answers you, you have passed.If he doesn't, you will burn.
You will forever remember his detailed speech. You will always remember the agony of his victims. You must not show this agony on your face. For then you shall suffer a fate worse than death. After this last test, you will be granted the Artifact. You will be back at the gate, but there will only be a cliff where the Orphanage once stood.


Um... I find that offensive.


To barnados


oh now i see lol

  • 08.28.2009 3:09 AM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
______ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)

My ROFLsniper goes POW!

For all those people saying that it is not scary because you know it is not real, look at a bunch of scary movies and books. We know those aren't real but we still get a scare out of them.

  • 08.28.2009 6:24 AM PDT

--blam!-2K8

i get chills down my spine when i read :)

  • 08.28.2009 6:28 AM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
______ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)

My ROFLsniper goes POW!

'Tis a good thing <=[]

  • 08.28.2009 6:35 AM PDT

Oddball1221

so true

  • 08.28.2009 6:50 AM PDT

Oddball1221

its 2538,

also, you copied this from Wikipedia

  • 08.28.2009 6:52 AM PDT

Who knew this would grow so large?

  • 08.28.2009 7:16 AM PDT

now i am SCARED!! where is the master cheif to protect me?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • 08.28.2009 7:27 AM PDT

Love metal? / Play an instrument?
Zuneman loves me

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman
You look like a handsome drug dealer

Why is this thread still alive, dear god..

  • 08.28.2009 7:28 AM PDT