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It looks like a Puma?!?

The Facts About Slender Man:

-Eyewitness reports estimate his height at between 9 and 16 feet, though it is believed he can alter his height
--He has additional limbs (whether these are permanent limbs that can be concealed or limbs -he can create at will is unknown) that appear to be either tentacles or boneless arms
He has no face; instead it seems to be mere pale white skin pulled over a skull
He seems to be attracted more to children than adults as victims
-it is unknown what happens to victims; in some reports they simply disappear with no physical trace of any disturbance. In other cases the Slender Man leaves a memento, such as a scrap of cloth, for others to find. Yet in other cases abducted victims are disemboweled and pinned, nude, to tree branches.
Prefers the wooded areas, forests and marshes being popular sighting spots
Often appears near fog; whether he can conjure fog or simply appears during naturally
occurring fog is unknown.

  • 09.04.2009 7:55 PM PDT
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Argumentum ad populum

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls herself "The Holder of the Beginning". A small smile will work its way over the persons mouth, almost seeming to say, "You foolish man".

You will be taken down a hallway, seemingly leading out into a place it shouldn't. This place will seem to exist nowhere in the institution, but it will. The hall will be silent, even if you try to make noise. Screams will die before leaving your mouth, footsteps will be muffled. Your guide will simply point to the door.

If you enter, you will find a cozy room, full of a pleasant, though unidentifiable, perfume. There will be a pretty lady sitting, holding nothing. No sounds will be made in this room, no matter how hard you try, except for one question. "Why were they separated?" The lady will then explain, in detail, the reason. It will be every horrific event in history, every beating, every war, every -blam!-. Everything. Then, all will fall silent. It is up to you to do what you will with this information.

That lady is Object 2 of 2538. It is up to you if they should be joined or not.


[Edited on 09.04.2009 8:15 PM PDT]

  • 09.04.2009 8:13 PM PDT
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Argumentum ad populum

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of Eternity". A sigh might escape the worker as they look upon you with the utmost pity. They will take you down a flight of stairs into what should be the basement of the building, and yet isn't.

As you press deeper and deeper into this underlayer of the institution a chorus of screams will begin to be audible. Softly at first, as if from a great distance, but the closer you get to the end of the hallway, the louder it becomes until it drones so loud that it seems to consume all other noises, until you begin to claw at your own ears in pain. The worker will show you a door, covering both their ears. As swift as they can, they will unlock the door and run, leaving only you in this cramped, dark hallway.

This is your last chance to run. If you decide to continue, and open the door then the piercing wail will end abruptly, leaving your ears ringing. The room is coated in an almost tangible, all-consuming darkness but for the far end of the room. There, manacled to the wall is an emaciated figure, covered in raw lashes. He stares directly at you, with a grin plastered to his face despite festering wounds and a scalpel still half-protruding from his chest. Now is your only chance to save yourself, and the only way is to ask "Who created them?".

He will cackle, in a manner befitting the death throes of an animal before responding. His tale will be the most horrific tale you have ever heard, beyond such primitive concepts such as pain and death, into the very essence of wrong. Of evil.

It is up to you to end this man's life, to release his terrible burden. Remove the scalpel, and he will shudder once in agony before falling silent forever.

That scalpel is Object 3 of 2538. It is up to you if the rest should be protected or destroyed

  • 09.04.2009 8:14 PM PDT
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Argumentum ad populum

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of Nothing". Should a look of sheer, primal disgust mar the workers expression, you will then be taken to a separate building, which appears to be an old, wooden outhouse. Inside will be a seemingly endless corridor far, far longer than the length of the outhouse.

There will be no sound in the corridor. Attempting to make any at the wrong time is a grievous, grievous mistake. You will notice the lights in the corridor get brighter and brighter as you make your way down towards the end, becoming nearly blinding. If at any point the lights go out, QUICKLY shout out "No! Stop! What you are doing is wrong!" while backing away. If the lights do not come back on, bolt for the door you came in through. It should still be open and hopefully you aren't far enough down the hallway for them to close it on you. If they manage to close it, hell itself would be preferable to what you will suffer.

If the lights come back on, return to walking forward down the corridor. Upon reaching the cell, the worker will open the door for you while glaring at you in disgust. Inside the cell will be a mad pastiche of colors, arranged in several harlequin-like formations. You must not be distracted by them; for at the center of a room is a naked young woman, slathered in blood and bound by strips of human sinew. If you take your eyes off her even for a moment, she will destroy you utterly. She will only respond to one question. "What were they when they were one?"

She will then stare into your eyes, and speak the answer in incredible detail. It will be unlike anything you have ever heard and you will be on the verge of both ecstasy and agony at her mere words. It is not uncommon for most to lose themselves in the euphoria. The worst thing you can do, however, is look upon the tattoo on her chest. It will pull at your mind to gaze upon it, but you mustn't. If you do, you will be hers.

She will flay you alive and add your mutilated flesh to her bindings, and you will remain trapped with her, fully conscious, for the rest of time.

That tattoo is object 4 of 2538. They desire to be one again. But they mustn't.

  • 09.04.2009 8:17 PM PDT
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KOTOR

yes i am aledog of alemaxhaxs, no you can not haz sub, no you can not haz me, yes you can haz my boot in yer face

darn those SA people

  • 09.05.2009 8:21 AM PDT

C'mon people, dead thread is dead, just let it die.

Besides, we already resolved who the slender man is so why not lock this?

  • 09.05.2009 8:24 AM PDT

Posted by: ANinjaGuardian
I would name my son Ezio Shepard Mactavish Vakarian Arbiter.

Creepy as feck man.

  • 09.05.2009 8:24 AM PDT

I know that Slender Man is obviously fake, but I have to say, some of those vids do give me the chills...

  • 09.05.2009 8:30 AM PDT

Caboose -1


It looks like a Puma?!?

Posted by: Kitler
Posted by: R0UGE ASSASSIN
The Facts About Slender Man:

-Eyewitness reports estimate his height at between 9 and 16 feet, though it is believed he can alter his height
--He has additional limbs (whether these are permanent limbs that can be concealed or limbs -he can create at will is unknown) that appear to be either tentacles or boneless arms
He has no face; instead it seems to be mere pale white skin pulled over a skull
He seems to be attracted more to children than adults as victims
-it is unknown what happens to victims; in some reports they simply disappear with no physical trace of any disturbance. In other cases the Slender Man leaves a memento, such as a scrap of cloth, for others to find. Yet in other cases abducted victims are disemboweled and pinned, nude, to tree branches.
Prefers the wooded areas, forests and marshes being popular sighting spots
Often appears near fog; whether he can conjure fog or simply appears during naturally
occurring fog is unknown.
They're not facts since its made up.


I know they are not facts I found that on this site that people post their sightings and researches and he is fake Obviously....

  • 09.05.2009 11:28 AM PDT
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bump

  • 09.06.2009 4:47 AM PDT
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It was foggy where i lived last night, I was freaked out because that is when he appears, lol

  • 09.06.2009 12:41 PM PDT
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I hope Slenderman is real

  • 09.06.2009 5:06 PM PDT
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lets get this to a 1000 posts!

  • 09.06.2009 5:08 PM PDT

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Posted by: RedXRulez
Sorry, I'm American. I couldn't care less about those sorts of things.


What a shock -_-

Entry 11 is freakiest...

My friend, "HE WAS RIGHT THERE MAN! RIGHT -blam!- THERE!"

  • 09.06.2009 5:08 PM PDT

Posted by: OMG a spoon
Entry 11 is freakiest...

My friend, "HE WAS RIGHT THERE MAN! RIGHT -blam!- THERE!"

What entries?

  • 09.06.2009 5:19 PM PDT
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He is coming, TO EAT YOU!!!

  • 09.06.2009 5:21 PM PDT
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yes i am aledog of alemaxhaxs, no you can not haz sub, no you can not haz me, yes you can haz my boot in yer face

well played

  • 09.08.2009 12:54 PM PDT

So you went to the trouble of clicking on my profile, either to send a group invite or hate message, or to check my Halo stats and call me a BK. I like Peanut Butter Waffles.

Why is this pinned? Whoever mod who has done this is in for a spanking.

  • 09.08.2009 2:15 PM PDT
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By the time you see me, it's to late.

Posted by: Forge Fan92
Why is this pinned? Whoever mod who has done this is in for a spanking.


Why are you Alive? whoever mom has made you should be in for a spanking

  • 09.08.2009 4:51 PM PDT
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By the time you see me, it's to late.

Posted by: emmbersofdeath
I hope Slenderman is real

I am Real.

  • 09.08.2009 4:52 PM PDT
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By the time you see me, it's to late.

Posted by: overkill 064
He is coming, TO EAT YOU!!!


I don't Eat People. i impale and maul you

  • 09.08.2009 4:52 PM PDT