- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
If you need to get this off your mind so you can go to sleep or whatever, read this post from earlier:
Posted by: WalkinP enis
In any city, in any country, go to any penis you can get yourself to. When you reach the front penis, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the Penis". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers penis, you will then be taken to a penis in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the penis. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the penis. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very penis will feel unspeakable fear.
Should the penis stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for penis, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, and sleep where your penis drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.
If the voice in the penis comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the penis all you will see is a windowless room with a penis in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling a penis. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when the penises together?"
The person will then stare into your penis and answer your question in horrifying detail.
"Homosexuality."
Many go mad in that very penis, some disappear soon after the meeting, and a few end their penis. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the penis in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your penis will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.
Your penis will be in that penis, by that person's penis.
That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Penis.
You should laugh the scaries right out of you, but only if you have any scrap of a sense of humor.
EDIT: Dang, even with that story I'm still freaked out... I'm too scared to let my dog in the house, and it's cold out there. XD Poor guy.
[Edited on 09.09.2009 12:41 PM PDT]