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Subject: What is this Slender man thing?
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Posted by: Bloodshot360
lets get this to a 1000 posts!


And We have liftoff

  • 09.08.2009 4:53 PM PDT

1000th post -blam!-es.

EDIT: DAMN YOUR QUICK POST.

[Edited on 09.08.2009 4:54 PM PDT]

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1000th post! God isn't real.

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By the time you see me, it's to late.

Posted by: Red Legend Nine
1000th post -blam!-es.

1001 actually.

  • 09.08.2009 4:54 PM PDT

get out of here stalker

Too many posts.
BUT CAN IT GO OVER 9000?!!
Where's the Slender Man horror movie?

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Posted by: Doodlebox
Too many posts.
BUT CAN IT GO OVER 9000?!!
Where's the Slender Man horror movie?


inorite? i really have to get a horror movie after me.

Make it so that no one dies in it, and it is not predictable like all the other -blam!- we have today that we call horror, i mean Hitchcock on the suspense level. and you only get a full view of me at the very end, but only for a second or two.

  • 09.08.2009 4:55 PM PDT
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Do not be fooled by my account registration date...

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Posted by: Doodlebox
Too many posts.
BUT CAN IT GO OVER 9000?!!
Where's the Slender Man horror movie?


inorite? i really have to get a horror movie after me.

Make it so that no one dies in it, and it is not predictable like all the other -blam!- we have today that we call horror, i mean Hitchcock on the suspense level. and you only get a full view of me at the very end, but only for a second or two.


i find it hard to believe that your the slender man after all he wouldn't be on bungie.net.

  • 09.09.2009 1:23 AM PDT
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If you need to get this off your mind so you can go to sleep or whatever, read this post from earlier:

Posted by: WalkinP enis
In any city, in any country, go to any pen­is you can get yourself to. When you reach the front pen­is, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the Pen­is". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers pen­is, you will then be taken to a pen­is in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the pen­is. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the pen­is. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very pen­is will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the pen­is stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for pen­is, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, and sleep where your pen­is drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

If the voice in the pen­is comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the pen­is all you will see is a windowless room with a pen­is in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling a pen­is. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when the pen­ises together?"

The person will then stare into your pen­is and answer your question in horrifying detail.

"Homose­xuality."

Many go mad in that very pen­is, some disappear soon after the meeting, and a few end their pen­is. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the pen­is in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your pen­is will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

Your pen­is will be in that pen­is, by that person's pen­is.

That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Pen­is.


You should laugh the scaries right out of you, but only if you have any scrap of a sense of humor.

EDIT: Dang, even with that story I'm still freaked out... I'm too scared to let my dog in the house, and it's cold out there. XD Poor guy.

[Edited on 09.09.2009 12:41 PM PDT]

  • 09.09.2009 12:25 PM PDT
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but what if he is friendly, and being token the wrong way? lol

  • 09.09.2009 4:18 PM PDT

MONGOOSE

I know... not very creative...

I believe!

  • 09.09.2009 4:27 PM PDT

Posted by: ANinjaGuardian
I would name my son Ezio Shepard Mactavish Vakarian Arbiter.

It's Weegee with a mask on!
:O

  • 09.09.2009 8:09 PM PDT

I'm delicious.

Newest video is out. According to the comments (we can comment now?!) it's scary as hell. I'll wait until tomorrow. The mystery grows...

  • 09.10.2009 10:50 PM PDT

aeiou

Posted by: Holy Zesto
Newest video is out. According to the comments (we can comment now?!) it's scary as hell. I'll wait until tomorrow. The mystery grows...


*shiver*

Yeah, the end is...

*poops pants*

  • 09.10.2009 11:25 PM PDT

Posted by: Holy Zesto
Newest video is out. According to the comments (we can comment now?!) it's scary as hell. I'll wait until tomorrow. The mystery grows...

definitely an oh shi-! moment

  • 09.10.2009 11:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: WalkinBonfire
In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the End". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, and sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when they all come together?"

The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, and a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the object in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.

That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Never.



And if you look to your up, folks, you'll see a descendant of H.P. Lovecraft.

  • 09.10.2009 11:33 PM PDT

Caboose -1


It looks like a Puma?!?

Posted by: SuperGodlyRAH
Posted by: Holy Zesto
Newest video is out. According to the comments (we can comment now?!) it's scary as hell. I'll wait until tomorrow. The mystery grows...


*shiver*

Yeah, the end is...

*poops pants*

Seriously in that one at the end it seriously gives off that it is a mannequin...

  • 09.11.2009 2:46 PM PDT

aeiou

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Posted by: SuperGodlyRAH
Posted by: Holy Zesto
Newest video is out. According to the comments (we can comment now?!) it's scary as hell. I'll wait until tomorrow. The mystery grows...


*shiver*

Yeah, the end is...

*poops pants*



Seriously in that one at the end it seriously gives off that it is a mannequin...


I know, but watching it at night is just... freaky.

[Edited on 09.11.2009 2:50 PM PDT]

  • 09.11.2009 2:50 PM PDT
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Lol these are so stupid.

  • 09.11.2009 4:02 PM PDT

BLAM is my Gamer-tag.... and also a censor...and a Nickname... and a codename; for Halo CE.

Long live(ed) Ling-Ling.

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He is coming, TO EAT YOU!!!


I don't Eat People. i impale and maul you


Don't lie. You do everything to anybody....everything. :D

  • 09.12.2009 2:09 AM PDT

We are not retreating! We are just advancing, towards future victory!

Posted by: Icekid123
soo is it bad to report your own pics as spam

I saw the new episode in a tent at night with a bunch of friends.

They all got into Slender Man thanks to me.

All of us at once jumped and went "OH SHI-"

  • 09.12.2009 2:59 AM PDT

BLAM is my Gamer-tag.... and also a censor...and a Nickname... and a codename; for Halo CE.

Long live(ed) Ling-Ling.

All your base are belong to us.

Yeah Slender Man is upon us.

  • 09.12.2009 3:04 AM PDT
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Posted by: Old Papa Rich
Suffice to say that sometime, a moderator is going to end this account permenantly.

He's just shy.

  • 09.12.2009 3:35 AM PDT

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Entry #4 is kinda scary D=

  • 09.12.2009 4:39 AM PDT