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The one between your legs...?

  • 10.11.2009 3:52 AM PDT
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Posted by: Carnivore Clown
This thread started out awesome. Then Slender Man started posting, which really sucked, but oh well, the legend was still there. Slender women and children posted as well, and that made it even dumber.
Now the thread is like getting punched in the eyes by a man who's hands are made out of knives, and those knives are made out of sharpened blood.

You people have ruined this.


yeah I am starting to think that the role playing is getting a bit sad.

  • 10.11.2009 6:02 AM PDT

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Posted by: the X to the 47

Holder of Gluttony

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of Gluttony". Should a look of sheer, primal disgust mar the workers expression, you will then be taken to a separate building, which appears to be an old, wooden outhouse. Inside will be a seemingly endless corridor far, far longer than the length of the outhouse.

There will be gleaming white pedestals. Touching any of these pedestals is a grievous, grievous mistake. You will notice objects, on the pedestals. The objects will become more and more lavish, to the point that their worth will be unimaginable. If at any point a pedestal is to topple, QUICKLY shout out "Fit for a king, but if it is undesirable to you, then let it fall!" while remaining motionless. If another pedestal falls, bolt for the door you came in through. Pray that you aren't far enough down the hallway for cascade of objects to close it on you. If if it is closed, hell itself would be preferable to what you will suffer.

However if no more pedestals fall, return to walking forward down the corridor. Upon reaching the cell, the worker will open the door for you while shooting you a piercing look, almost resembling envy. Inside the cell will be a collection of wonders, beyond anything you had seen in the corridor. You must not be distracted by them; for at the center of a room is a young man, covered in an avalanche of wealths. If you take your eyes off him even for a moment, he will empty your bank account and amputate a limb. He will only respond to one question. "What are they worth?"

He will then stare into your eyes, and speak the answer in incredible detail. It will be unlike anything you have ever heard and you will be on the verge of both ecstasy and agony at his mere words. It is not uncommon for most to lose themselves in the euphoria. The worst thing you can do, however, is look upon the wealth. It will take the form of your most craved item and cause your destruction.

If you follow these instructions, the young man will begin to speak. He will tell his story, of how he came about such riches, and it will start like this, "I was young, and my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Oh, how much I hate you.

[Edited on 10.11.2009 4:05 PM PDT]

  • 10.11.2009 4:04 PM PDT

Caboose -1


It looks like a Puma?!?

The thing, is the first 20 pages of this thread was on topic then it just completely changed into random posts...

  • 10.11.2009 4:50 PM PDT

I'm sorry if I have/took/stole something that belongs to you -.o
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Entry 15 is out

  • 10.11.2009 4:50 PM PDT

Caboose -1


It looks like a Puma?!?

Posted by: cyanide4suicide
Entry 15 is out

It, has been out for a while now like a week...

  • 10.11.2009 5:13 PM PDT

Posted by: Personsen
I wanted a gumball so I said "Yo devil you got change for a soul?"Satan appeared and said "Yeah, yeah mosuckra! I got yo change right here just sign this contract and I'll give you your quarters!" So I signed it, lost my soul, and got 4 quarters. I have never regretted this decision.


I make coups, they are fun to make. Want me to make you one? Just ask I'll see what I can do.

I'm deeply scared now...

  • 10.11.2009 7:25 PM PDT

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Distorted audio, clip from one of the Marble Hornets actors (I think). Is anybody else following totheark??

[Edited on 10.12.2009 5:33 PM PDT]

  • 10.12.2009 5:29 PM PDT

Check out the Slender Man group!

BLARG! HONK!

Posted by: DynamicVamp
Posted by: F0RSAKENDAY
Shame on you! lol jk. I am finding this Slender Man stuff very interesting and creepy though.
Me too.

Also, does anyone hae a guess on how tall he is?
15-17 feet is my guess.

  • 10.12.2009 6:52 PM PDT

Satisfy
Your
Grunty
Thirst

Ok I just watched number 1 it reminded me from where he looks out the window in knowing and the dude is just standing there

  • 10.12.2009 7:09 PM PDT

Biscuts

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Posted by: Pieman191
Posted by: Senor Sullivan
Why are there no comments on any of these videos?

I don't know. Maybe people are afraid to post something...

I know I am.


commenting was disabled... hmm.

  • 10.12.2009 7:10 PM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
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My ROFLsniper goes POW!

totheark has some wierd stuff. Might be nothing though.

[Edited on 10.14.2009 8:31 PM PDT]

  • 10.13.2009 9:17 PM PDT

Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on.

What is he? I'd say Yer Mam.

  • 10.14.2009 12:04 PM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
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My ROFLsniper goes POW!

I'd say an AIDS patient.

  • 10.14.2009 8:32 PM PDT
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By the time you see me, it's to late.

Posted by: pwnage515
Posted by: Carnivore Clown
This thread started out awesome. Then Slender Man started posting, which really sucked, but oh well, the legend was still there. Slender women and children posted as well, and that made it even dumber.
Now the thread is like getting punched in the eyes by a man who's hands are made out of knives, and those knives are made out of sharpened blood.

You people have ruined this.


yeah I am starting to think that the role playing is getting a bit sad.


Yea, the whole *chirp* and slender dog and that -blam!- is getting really annoying

  • 10.14.2009 9:47 PM PDT

Signatures are for losers.

Posted by: Slender Man
Posted by: pwnage515
Posted by: Carnivore Clown
This thread started out awesome. Then Slender Man started posting, which really sucked, but oh well, the legend was still there. Slender women and children posted as well, and that made it even dumber.
Now the thread is like getting punched in the eyes by a man who's hands are made out of knives, and those knives are made out of sharpened blood.

You people have ruined this.


yeah I am starting to think that the role playing is getting a bit sad.


Yea, the whole *chirp* and slender dog and that -blam!- is getting really annoying
Slender Man is totally righ- WAIT A MINUTE.

  • 10.14.2009 9:52 PM PDT

All the Slender Man stuff sucks now, including Marble Hornets. It sucks really hard now. I think it died a while ago.

  • 10.14.2009 9:55 PM PDT

1 cna haz reconz armurz na0?/

Posted by: Epidemic407
What the H-E-double hockey sticks is going on in here!?!?


Haha I dont know but its spooky!

  • 10.14.2009 10:34 PM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
______ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)

My ROFLsniper goes POW!

^^^^ Why not say hell?

  • 10.15.2009 4:42 PM PDT