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Subject: What is this Slender man thing?
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Posted by: Slender Man
Posted by: Bill Moseley
this thread has caused me to be afraid of staying alone, had to let my dog outside, nobodys home and i swear to god i seen him and ran inside and locked the door.



Locks require keys.

I am the key, i am the lock, i am the keyhole.

you are never safe, not even dead.

Uh; what country are you in right now?

  • 10.31.2009 11:30 AM PDT

Posted by: Chrisname
Posted by: Slender Man
Posted by: Bill Moseley
this thread has caused me to be afraid of staying alone, had to let my dog outside, nobodys home and i swear to god i seen him and ran inside and locked the door.



Locks require keys.

I am the key, i am the lock, i am the keyhole.

you are never safe, not even dead.

Uh; what country are you in right now?
KEYHOLE!
*gets out keyblade* haha my keyblade can unlock any lock!

  • 10.31.2009 11:33 AM PDT

...Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

  • 10.31.2009 11:27 PM PDT

I am an unjust ban magnet. Thank you, Qbix89, you really are a rogue moderator. I hope you get disbanded soon.

Unjust bans on the main forums: 10
Bans on the main forms: 10

Watcha gonna do when he comes for you?

  • 11.01.2009 8:49 AM PDT

No new videos lately >.<

  • 11.01.2009 8:56 AM PDT

Melonious Monk - Scourge of the OIFY.

It originated on Something Awful as part of a 'Paranormal Pictures' thread.

  • 11.01.2009 2:27 PM PDT
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J's last Twitter entry:

Found something very disturbing for me in the tapes today. Posting it to youtube as soon as I can.

Gentlemen, we may have ourselves a new entry tonight.

  • 11.01.2009 5:20 PM PDT

La Mer is a group I've made for all aquatic subjects. Come check us out if you like.

Posted by: Helter Skelter
J's last Twitter entry:

Found something very disturbing for me in the tapes today. Posting it to youtube as soon as I can.

Gentlemen, we may have ourselves a new entry tonight.


YES!

  • 11.01.2009 6:39 PM PDT
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eff you slenderman :((

  • 11.01.2009 6:53 PM PDT

Please don't send me PMs about your Bungie group. I don't care.
Posted by: Atik L Yar

I hear you BTW, Kat is the worst AI I have ever had in my turret. The Elite who hi-jacked her was better!

That video was rather weak. But I guess whatever moves the story along.

  • 11.02.2009 12:51 AM PDT

Posted by: Personsen
I wanted a gumball so I said "Yo devil you got change for a soul?"Satan appeared and said "Yeah, yeah mosuckra! I got yo change right here just sign this contract and I'll give you your quarters!" So I signed it, lost my soul, and got 4 quarters. I have never regretted this decision.


I make coups, they are fun to make. Want me to make you one? Just ask I'll see what I can do.

Did any of you notice that the Slender Man is just standing outside the window the entire time?

  • 11.02.2009 4:03 AM PDT
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whos toheart or whateveR?

  • 11.02.2009 7:05 AM PDT

My talents include always knowing the wrong thing to say.

Twitter!

Posted by: Bill Moseley
whos toheart or whateveR?


Go away spammer.

  • 11.02.2009 7:14 AM PDT
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Posted by: Twisted Youth
Posted by: Bill Moseley
whos toheart or whateveR?


Go away spammer.


whos spamming?

  • 11.02.2009 7:15 AM PDT
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Twisted

  • 11.02.2009 7:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: IIIIlllIllIl
Twisted


not twisted

  • 11.02.2009 7:22 AM PDT
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Posted by: A Happy Tissue
Slenderman is a myth, urban legend, he does not exis-


Slenderman got banned D:

  • 11.02.2009 7:23 AM PDT
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Posted by: Resenti
Did any of you notice that the Slender Man is just standing outside the window the entire time?
i'm pretty sure that wasn't him

  • 11.02.2009 7:29 AM PDT

ATENTION: Yes, this is The only Elite. I remembered my password to my REAL Windows Live ID, and I shall be using this account from now on. Just thought, I'd let you know.

Posted by: NSCLord
Watcha gonna do when he comes for you?

Get Chuck Norris.

  • 11.02.2009 4:58 PM PDT
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Making social revolutions cool since 1808.

Newest entry is rather lame. I really hope he's going somewhere good with this, but his slow story is starting to wear on me.

  • 11.02.2009 5:52 PM PDT
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Want to know why Slender Man has only showed up recently, around June?









It's because he's...

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His own death, because he pissed off Chuck Norris.

  • 11.02.2009 8:59 PM PDT