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Subject: What is this Slender man thing?

I CAN"T WAIT FOR ODST TO COME OUT!!! W00T!!!

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Posted by: Arbiter 739
HEY! You stole my #!


.... Sorry.... WAIT! YOU STOLE MY #!


PM me when you started using that # and I'll send you a message of when I created this account.


Ok.

  • 11.18.2009 7:39 PM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

On topic:

The Slender man does not exist. It was some old hoax that some one reposted and got popular.

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[Edited on 11.18.2009 7:41 PM PST]

  • 11.18.2009 7:40 PM PDT

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The Holder of SHOOP DA WHOOP

In any city or country, get yourself to any game convention center. Look for the strange furry in the green suit, approach him with your mouth gaping open and scream "WHERE CAN I FIND THE HOLDER OF SHOOPZ?" Should he begin to look angry and open his mouth, he will release a SHOOP of such great intensity that it will destroy the Universe and Teh Mudkips.

But if he then firmly grabs your -blam!-, you will be teleported to an episode of Dragon Ball Z. It will be the one with Cell, about to Shoop Goku. You MUST then close your eyes, focus all of your power to your mouth, and then scream "SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!" If your power level is over 9000, Vegeta will crush his scouter, screaming "IT'S OVER 9000!!!!" resulting in totalfail, which in turn will make Cell fire the Royal Rainbow, causing him to implode also from the totalfail.

Goku will then fly down naked in Super Saiyan Form 4, with a huge errect -blam!-. You must then begin laughing arrogantly, and tell him to Suck your Kiss. Angry, he will then hold out a calculator, with the 1/0 typed in, but hasn't hit enter yet. He will begin to cry, threatening to hit the enter key. You must scream "THIS IS SPARTA" and kick him the hardest you can. He will fall into a massive hole formed behind him and be lost forever.

Everything will go white, and you will feel the ultimate sensation of win flow over you. Revel in this pure win, and praise the Lords of WIn, or be cast into the -blam!- of Goatse, forever being raped with fail until your death. The Lords of Lulz will then descend and begin to play Stairway to Heaven. Listen to the entire song, and during the solo, scream "SHOOP DA POOP" and soil yourself. Then become errect and force the Lords of Lulz into giving you BJ's, and they will pleasure you.

You MUST recite Bohemian Rhapsody while doing this, and you will be teleported back to the Gaming Convention Center, with a medallion.

This Medallion is Object 9000 of 538. Will you be able to SHOOP when the time comes?

LMAO

  • 11.18.2009 8:15 PM PDT

the war is over if you want it to be-John Lennon & Yoko Ono

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Posted by: JRichie17
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o. hai. just me.

So, Mr. Slender man....Where do you buy your schnazzay suits?


Men's Warehouse, in the "Big and Tall" section. duh.

UM...MA'AM can i get thes in xxxxxxxxxxxxxl.thank you. *eats lady*

  • 11.19.2009 5:15 AM PDT

But DIPPING STICKS Skyler...

"There are shadows for the shadows of things, as a reflection seen in a mirror of a mirror. We know there are circles within circles and dimensions beyond dimension. Reality is itself a shadow, only an appearance accepted by those whose eyes shun what might lie beyond." -Louis L'Amour-

not sure if this relates, but has anyone seen the Men in Black episode of UFO Hunters? By the end of the episode while they meet a man who has had plenty of history with Men in Black, a series of unmarked black CH-47 Chinook Gunships fly over *note: a few of the helicopters have monitoring devices on the front* and a mysterious car literally appears out of thin air and they spot a Man in Black, and others watching them... It should be on youtube check it out... look up The Silencers part 5/5

  • 11.19.2009 6:07 AM PDT

THD Founder and Leader.

NEWSFLASH:

After someone looked at a picture of the Masked Man in Entry 18 and compared it to Alex, It seems we have our man...

Alex is totheark. There is much resembalence despite not being able to see the face.

Really.

  • 11.20.2009 8:28 AM PDT

Snakie Purple.

"Hamdog, Hamdog, Hamdog, Hamdog"-Hamdog.

Twatter

Posted by: Halo dude 3619
NEWSFLASH:

After someone looked at a picture of the Masked Man in Entry 18 and compared it to Alex, It seems we have our man...

Alex is totheark. There is much resembalence despite not being able to see the face.

Really.

Neat.

Anyways, what do you all think happened in #18? I'm thinking SM swooped in and either killed Alex, and returned J to the car, or attacked both of them, but J got away.

  • 11.20.2009 8:44 AM PDT

I am an unjust ban magnet. Thank you, Qbix89, you really are a rogue moderator. I hope you get disbanded soon.

Unjust bans on the main forums: 10
Bans on the main forms: 10

Will there be an Entry #19?
Will totheark ever be unmasked?

Only time will tell.

May die Grossman have mercy on our souls.

  • 11.20.2009 8:57 AM PDT

http://goallineblitz.com/game/signup.pl?ref=10110176

It didn't look like he was wearing a mask...they just put facepaint on him. I think it's alex gone crazy.

  • 11.20.2009 9:56 AM PDT

Posted by: The Cheese Lady
It didn't look like he was wearing a mask...they just put facepaint on him. I think it's alex gone crazy.
Just like the splicers of rapture, what a pity.

  • 11.20.2009 10:17 AM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
______ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
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My ROFLsniper goes POW!

Nevermind.

[Edited on 11.20.2009 9:15 PM PST]

  • 11.20.2009 6:27 PM PDT
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By the time you see me, it's to late.

It appears something is overdue...

  • 11.20.2009 9:08 PM PDT

Posted by: Slender Man
It appears something is overdue...


<3 when did you come back?

  • 11.20.2009 10:39 PM PDT
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Just watched all of them together and damn its pretty spooky. I love but hate this stuff at the same time. *Shudders*

  • 11.21.2009 11:03 AM PDT

The Holder Of Pain


In any city in any country go to any mental institution you can get into. Ask for the holder of pain. If they get a look of "oh no you di'nt!" on their face, you have come to the right place. They will lead you down a deserted hallway to a cell and say "You need be on some pills b--ch!" and they open the door. Inside there is a fluffy looking room covered in blood and an ugly naked womaning m------ating. You MUST scream "WHAT THE F-CK ARE YOU DOING" or else she will continue and you will be forced to watch. If she continues, her ugliness will destroy the world. If she doesnt continue, she will put on clothes. She will tell you a horrible story about her day at work and she has a really annoying voice and she says "right" after every statement. When she is finished talking she will give you a cucumber. DONT TOUCH IT, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOIN WITH IT!!!

the cucumber is number -1337 out of 1337

  • 11.21.2009 11:15 AM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
______ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)

My ROFLsniper goes POW!

Posted by: saml1997
The Holder Of Pain


In any city in any country go to any mental institution you can get into. Ask for the holder of pain. If they get a look of "oh no you di'nt!" on their face, you have come to the right place. They will lead you down a deserted hallway to a cell and say "You need be on some pills b--ch!" and they open the door. Inside there is a fluffy looking room covered in blood and an ugly naked womaning m------ating. You MUST scream "WHAT THE F-CK ARE YOU DOING" or else she will continue and you will be forced to watch. If she continues, her ugliness will destroy the world. If she doesnt continue, she will put on clothes. She will tell you a horrible story about her day at work and she has a really annoying voice and she says "right" after every statement. When she is finished talking she will give you a cucumber. DONT TOUCH IT, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOIN WITH IT!!!

the cucumber is number -1337 out of 1337
Not as good as a lot of the parodies, but okay.

  • 11.21.2009 12:55 PM PDT

._.
Really?

I'm thinking The attacker is alex,
after analyzing past videos, paying special attention to the shape of everybodys head and their hair, I'm thinking its alex.

  • 11.21.2009 6:45 PM PDT
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Andy

Posted by: Garshne42
totheark makes a video. J doesn't know yet.
Linky: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VK-JaLhFIM&feature=sub

The face at the end appears to be Tim.

And does anyone know who the hell this guy is?
Either a wanna be, or the real deal.

  • 11.21.2009 9:21 PM PDT
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Lt, you scared me. :[

  • 11.21.2009 10:03 PM PDT
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Another question about totheark:

Five days after Entry 13, totheark responded with the Exit Video.

Three days after Entry 14, totheark responded with the Program Video.

Nine days after Entry 15, totheark responded with the Advocate Video.

Five days after Entry 16, totheark responded with the Addition Video.

Three days after Entry 17, totheark responded with the Signal Video.

Eleven days after Entry 18, totheark posts the Messages Video.

Any chance that the number of days it took him to respond to the entries (5395311) have any relevance?

[Edited on 11.21.2009 10:25 PM PST]

  • 11.21.2009 10:25 PM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
______ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)

My ROFLsniper goes POW!

Possibly...........

  • 11.22.2009 12:33 PM PDT

Nope, it's just some clinicly obease dude screwing with yo head.

  • 11.22.2009 12:35 PM PDT