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Subject: What is this Slender man thing?

Posted by: I GotEverclear
Go on youtube and type slender man.

It is real. Don`t look out your window man.
Looks very lame and is a load of bull... Not real, but freaky :D

  • 08.05.2009 1:36 AM PDT
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If it was real, you'd be dead. As would everyone else in this thread, for delving too deep into its business.

  • 08.05.2009 1:36 AM PDT

I don`t have a sig.

Nope, it`s real.

  • 08.05.2009 1:37 AM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
______ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)

My ROFLsniper goes POW!

I do not believe in this thing at all, in the entries, anyone can dress up in a suit and act spooky.

  • 08.05.2009 1:37 AM PDT

I don`t have a sig.

Yeah. That`s why The Slender Man is so good at it. Because it is real.

  • 08.05.2009 1:41 AM PDT

Are you still there?

Posted by: Madmonkey7
G-man! Half-life anyone? This is a strange resemblance. Extra-terrestrial?


PREPARE FOR UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES.




lol






Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise... and shine. =D

And I think that the G-man secretly runs the Combine and is trying to use Freeman to kill the Advisors so he can have sole control of everything, and sabotaged Black Mesa in the first place to open up the resonance cascade to let the Combine control Earth. But only Valve knows for sure...


Lol @ superstituous BS. Stupid creepypasta. Entertaining, maybe a decent thriller/horror movie, but IMO believing in this paranormal stuff is moronic. I remember when "Fear of the Dark" was supposed to be TEH CREEPIEST THING EVAR but it was just a drawn-out short story about two idiot spelunkers getting chased be a demon or something.

  • 08.05.2009 1:58 AM PDT

I don`t have a sig.

Posted by: A Portal Turret
Posted by: Madmonkey7
G-man! Half-life anyone? This is a strange resemblance. Extra-terrestrial?


PREPARE FOR UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES.




lol






Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise... and shine. =D

And I think that the G-man secretly runs the Combine and is trying to use Freeman to kill the Advisors so he can have sole control of everything, and sabotaged Black Mesa in the first place to open up the resonance cascade to let the Combine control Earth. But only Valve knows for sure...


Lol @ superstituous BS. Stupid creepypasta. Entertaining, maybe a decent thriller/horror movie, but IMO believing in this paranormal stuff is moronic. I remember when "Fear of the Dark" was supposed to be TEH CREEPIEST THING EVAR but it was just a drawn-out short story about two idiot spelunkers getting chased be a demon or something.


Nope, it`s all real.

  • 08.05.2009 2:00 AM PDT

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Posted by: I GotEverclear
Posted by: A Portal Turret
Posted by: Madmonkey7
G-man! Half-life anyone? This is a strange resemblance. Extra-terrestrial?


PREPARE FOR UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES.




lol






Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise... and shine. =D

And I think that the G-man secretly runs the Combine and is trying to use Freeman to kill the Advisors so he can have sole control of everything, and sabotaged Black Mesa in the first place to open up the resonance cascade to let the Combine control Earth. But only Valve knows for sure...


Lol @ superstituous BS. Stupid creepypasta. Entertaining, maybe a decent thriller/horror movie, but IMO believing in this paranormal stuff is moronic. I remember when "Fear of the Dark" was supposed to be TEH CREEPIEST THING EVAR but it was just a drawn-out short story about two idiot spelunkers getting chased be a demon or something.


Nope, it`s all real.

no u

  • 08.05.2009 2:02 AM PDT

I'm gonna move to China, raise some chickens, make my money, and invest.
-------Awesome
I pray to black Jesus.

Cool stories, bros.

  • 08.05.2009 2:29 AM PDT

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I lol'd

  • 08.05.2009 2:38 AM PDT

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Posted by: Br1gadierGeneraI
I lol'd

  • 08.05.2009 4:20 PM PDT

He's real.

  • 08.05.2009 4:45 PM PDT

"Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bull-blam!-, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh! Wait a minute I was wrong.' I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you."-Lemmy of Motorhead

i belive shhave funzes suppos

Yes, I'm the guy who had the Flood admit to being furries.

The Slender Man inspires me to draw him. It wants to escape its imaginary Hell. It IS real, but it is waiting for the one to release him from his plane of existence, our minds.

But he hates it when you use Expo.

  • 08.05.2009 4:51 PM PDT
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lolFloodGhostStoryTime

  • 08.05.2009 5:02 PM PDT

Are you still there?

Posted by: Silver
Hey everyone in this thread.












Look out the window.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOLIAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 08.05.2009 5:05 PM PDT

Posted by: ZantKiller1
Posted by: Gandalf
The only pain worse than is is got to be childbirth.

Or giving birth to a baby made of lego.

Posted by: WalkinBonfire
In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the End". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, and sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when they all come together?"

The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, and a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the object in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.

That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Never.

74. Take the ferry across the lake.

75. Climb the hill to Hangman's Ridge, avoiding any mountain lions.

76. When you reach an old barn, go around the back, knock on the second door, and ask for Charlie.

77. Tell Charlie "The dancing stones are restless." He will give you his van.

78. Take Charlie's van down Old Mine Road. Do not wake The Straw Man.

79. Turn left on Comstock. When you feel the blood chill in your veins, stop the van and get out.

80. Stand very still. Exits are north, south, and east, but blocked by a spectral wolf.

81. The spectral wolf fears only fire. I can no longer help you at this point, but if you master the wolf, he will guide you. Godspeed.

  • 08.05.2009 5:15 PM PDT
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Each of us is entitled to our own opinions on music. There is ignorant rap and then there is intellectual rap, just as there is ignorant rock and intellectual rock. Even the "ignorant" artists can sometimes be intellectuals, and even the "intellectuals" can be ignorant. The worst thing you can do is be a bigot about music. If it doesn't have any affect on you, then listen to something else. But don't insult someone because their choice in music is not your own. THAT is ignorant.

I still say we can take him if we stand together

*Passes aroudn Lightsabers*

Lets get em boys!

  • 08.05.2009 5:17 PM PDT

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Posted by: Borderline5440
Posted by: WalkinBonfire
In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the End". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, and sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when they all come together?"

The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, and a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the object in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.

That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Never.

74. Take the ferry across the lake.

75. Climb the hill to Hangman's Ridge, avoiding any mountain lions.

76. When you reach an old barn, go around the back, knock on the second door, and ask for Charlie.

77. Tell Charlie "The dancing stones are restless." He will give you his van.

78. Take Charlie's van down Old Mine Road. Do not wake The Straw Man.

79. Turn left on Comstock. When you feel the blood chill in your veins, stop the van and get out.

80. Stand very still. Exits are north, south, and east, but blocked by a spectral wolf.

81. The spectral wolf fears only fire. I can no longer help you at this point, but if you master the wolf, he will guide you. Godspeed.

XKCD FTW

  • 08.05.2009 5:18 PM PDT

Posted by: Otterlover77
See, now you're pulling this thing where you have me incredibly intrigued as to what this could possibly be, but I'm too big of a sissy to actually look at any of the pictures or anything without fear of wetting the bed.

I have a problem here, and I blame you sir.

Same here.

:'(

  • 08.05.2009 5:59 PM PDT

All our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

Posted by: SQUALLBOY
Holy -blam!-...


Look, It's squall!



On Topic: Yeah this is kinda creepy.

  • 08.05.2009 6:02 PM PDT

0.o

I almost -blam!- myself

  • 08.05.2009 6:24 PM PDT
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Each of us is entitled to our own opinions on music. There is ignorant rap and then there is intellectual rap, just as there is ignorant rock and intellectual rock. Even the "ignorant" artists can sometimes be intellectuals, and even the "intellectuals" can be ignorant. The worst thing you can do is be a bigot about music. If it doesn't have any affect on you, then listen to something else. But don't insult someone because their choice in music is not your own. THAT is ignorant.

This Slenderman has bored me! Find an new scary thing

  • 08.05.2009 6:32 PM PDT

scroll down a little

Here's some more near the middle, and keep on going there's alot on this page

[Edited on 08.05.2009 7:17 PM PDT]

  • 08.05.2009 7:02 PM PDT
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I think it might be photoshopped, but...

OH MY GOD, I AM NOT GOING TO BED TONIGHT!!!

Everybody, stay awake tonight with me, we must research more on the Slender Man, maybe we can find a way to combat him, for shurely, he has been alerted to some of us, and we might end up dead if this is real, which I am a believer of now!

  • 08.05.2009 7:31 PM PDT

Posted by: King Leonidas I
I think it might be photoshopped, but...

OH MY GOD, I AM NOT GOING TO BED TONIGHT!!!

Everybody, stay awake tonight with me, we must research more on the Slender Man, maybe we can find a way to combat him, for shurely, he has been alerted to some of us, and we might end up dead if this is real, which I am a believer of now!


It was completely made up from the links i posted here.

  • 08.05.2009 7:56 PM PDT