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Subject: What is this Slender man thing?

Posted by: Navaha42
Posted by: Spiritwolf99
http://theholders.org/?Wolfezth_-_Introduction

Beginning of promised story.


LOL, pet of the Holder of Dirty References. XD


>.>

Maaaaybe.

The next installment is up, and a lot more serious.

  • 08.06.2009 3:57 PM PDT

You're like, the bee's knees: you have helped me out a LOT in the past and you're a genuinely nice guy, and you deserve all the best for the good you've done me and surely done others
Count Peter, you're one of the only people I respect on here. Not that that means much on a forum, but still.

It is indeed strange how infiluential an idea can be, even one upon which is beleived by none yet affects the masses....

  • 08.06.2009 4:20 PM PDT

Can someone give me an idea of what he looks like (besides being slender)? I'd click the links but I enjoy looking out my window without -blam!- bricks...

  • 08.06.2009 4:26 PM PDT
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Beauty is not subjective. Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot.
Prove me wrong.
I dare you.
My logic is undeniable.

Posted by: Madmonkey7
G-man! Half-life anyone? This is a strange resemblance. Extra-terrestrial?


As for what I've seen, this thing is too damn horrifying to be extra-terrestrial. It has to be part of this world.

  • 08.06.2009 4:35 PM PDT

Never curse a failure. Learn from your mistakes so that if you are lucky enough to get a second chance, you can avoid repeating the same mistakes. And have a greater outcome.

I'm sixteen and it still freaks me out.

  • 08.06.2009 4:41 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

I have recovered from the virus WalkingBonfire gave me.
Ass.

  • 08.06.2009 4:42 PM PDT

Posted by: shs
Hier kommt Alex.

du ud udu ud

  • 08.06.2009 4:43 PM PDT

Posted by: Madmonkey7
Posted by: Lil Taco 117
Can someone give me an idea of what he looks like (besides being slender)? I'd click the links but I enjoy looking out my window without -blam!- bricks...

He is a slender man that wears a suit, his limbs stretch far beyond what any other man can do. He has these tendrils that come out. He sometimes moves around like Dock Ock from Spiderman 2. He appears to like children and thus watches them a lot in parks and such, hidden in the trees. BEcause his limbs stretch like they do he is easily camoflauged amongst the trees. He frequently likes to peek in people's windows when they aren't watching. A heavy mist tends to appear when he is near, this is to help disguise him further. I likes to hang out in deep forests and such or wherever trees are in great abundance. He is very mysterious. His face seems someone mystified and blurred as if he is traveling between worlds. You have to watch the videos because it's not as scary if you just describe it to someone.

Oh, lawd. I'm leaving. See you guys later.

  • 08.06.2009 4:47 PM PDT

Posted by: Jet Wave
I have recovered from the virus WalkingBonfire gave me.
Ass.


Told you just to go to the original website...

:/

  • 08.06.2009 4:52 PM PDT

Snakie Purple.

"Hamdog, Hamdog, Hamdog, Hamdog"-Hamdog.

Twatter

Thank's for creeping me out, OP.....

My computer is in a place where my back is to a doorway, with three rooms at the end, and one staircase.....And it gets real dark in my basement.

But, A good story.....I'm to creeped out to read the articles....

  • 08.06.2009 4:58 PM PDT

At the end of an obvious statement you must put an obvious statement mark. It looks like this:

"The sky is blueisuck"
And
"This is a sentenceisuck"

Narwhal.

Holder of Gluttony

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of Gluttony". Should a look of sheer, primal disgust mar the workers expression, you will then be taken to a separate building, which appears to be an old, wooden outhouse. Inside will be a seemingly endless corridor far, far longer than the length of the outhouse.

There will be gleaming white pedestals. Touching any of these pedestals is a grievous, grievous mistake. You will notice objects, on the pedestals. The objects will become more and more lavish, to the point that their worth will be unimaginable. If at any point a pedestal is to topple, QUICKLY shout out "Fit for a king, but if it is undesirable to you, then let it fall!" while remaining motionless. If another pedestal falls, bolt for the door you came in through. Pray that you aren't far enough down the hallway for cascade of objects to close it on you. If if it is closed, hell itself would be preferable to what you will suffer.

However if no more pedestals fall, return to walking forward down the corridor. Upon reaching the cell, the worker will open the door for you while shooting you a piercing look, almost resembling envy. Inside the cell will be a collection of wonders, beyond anything you had seen in the corridor. You must not be distracted by them; for at the center of a room is a young man, covered in an avalanche of wealths. If you take your eyes off him even for a moment, he will empty your bank account and amputate a limb. He will only respond to one question. "What are they worth?"

He will then stare into your eyes, and speak the answer in incredible detail. It will be unlike anything you have ever heard and you will be on the verge of both ecstasy and agony at his mere words. It is not uncommon for most to lose themselves in the euphoria. The worst thing you can do, however, is look upon the wealth. It will take the form of your most craved item and cause your destruction.

If you follow these instructions, the young man will begin to speak. He will tell his story, of how he came about such riches, and it will start like this, "I was young, and my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

  • 08.06.2009 5:01 PM PDT
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Well I've officially -blam!- brix

  • 08.06.2009 6:17 PM PDT

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  • 08.06.2009 6:26 PM PDT
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This thread freaks me the -blam!- out. Not because the content is that scary but because it brings up memories.

  • 08.06.2009 6:33 PM PDT

Plekpedia - The most epic site in the history of ever.

WTHeck is going on?

  • 08.06.2009 6:35 PM PDT

Get ruled.

Wow, I was scared of this at first, but then I looked at everything a second time, and thought about it all and-

it isn't scary. At all. I can't believe I was scared.

  • 08.06.2009 7:34 PM PDT

Plekpedia - The most epic site in the history of ever.

Posted by: FloodForum Ruler
Wow, I was scared of this at first, but then I looked at everything a second time, and thought about it all and-

it isn't scary. At all. I can't believe I was scared.


Same.

"Hai, I am teh slender manz, I like the childs, I am skinny and tall like doc ock, andz has blurry facezz and photshoped pics."

Seriously.

  • 08.06.2009 7:38 PM PDT

That Foman guy freaking hates me.

*cries*
im too scared to click the link yo!

  • 08.06.2009 8:09 PM PDT
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Each of us is entitled to our own opinions on music. There is ignorant rap and then there is intellectual rap, just as there is ignorant rock and intellectual rock. Even the "ignorant" artists can sometimes be intellectuals, and even the "intellectuals" can be ignorant. The worst thing you can do is be a bigot about music. If it doesn't have any affect on you, then listen to something else. But don't insult someone because their choice in music is not your own. THAT is ignorant.

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Posted by: FloodForum Ruler
Wow, I was scared of this at first, but then I looked at everything a second time, and thought about it all and-

it isn't scary. At all. I can't believe I was scared.


Same.

"Hai, I am teh slender manz, I like the childs, I am skinny and tall like doc ock, andz has blurry facezz and photshoped pics."

Seriously.
Likes children, skinny.... Anyone else thinking of a deceased Pop Star?



(Not intended to make fun of just for lulz)

  • 08.06.2009 8:36 PM PDT

Posted by: ScOpEbOy
scroll down a little

Here's some more near the middle, and keep on going there's alot on this page

What is it! what is it!

  • 08.06.2009 8:51 PM PDT