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Subject: What is this Slender man thing?

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It looks like a Puma?!?

Jay is seriously a retard JUST TELL THE DAMN COPS!

  • 02.07.2010 9:10 PM PDT
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"Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give the appearance of solidity to pure wind."
-George Orwell

Man, I REALLY need to stop following this series. The "Warning" video took it too far for me.

  • 02.08.2010 3:10 PM PDT

It's like a retard riding a bicycle while eating hot wings.
Sometimes you have to take the bike seat off to really enjoy it.

Posted by: another orphan
Posted by: Phoenix9508
Guys, you do realize this is the film. These are film students making it.

Also, what I came in for. I'd give him two days until he snaps back into it, tops. XD


Jay's life purpose is to stop slenderman. He has to do something cheesy and heroic like sacrificing himself to save his friends.

Also, feel free to join the group.

Yeah, feel free to join the group, and then deny my membership.

  • 02.08.2010 6:50 PM PDT

Hmmm, I don't know what to say...

I can see the dust collecting up on this thread, but I thought I'd bring up something peculiar.

Today, at school, my friend was telling me about this creepy experience with this really tall guy a few years ago. He said he was with his friend in a field, when they were buy a playground, with children in it. The thing that creeps me out the most about this was that everything he said happened fit in with what the Slender Man would do-and I don't think he's lying to me. He didn't know about the Slender Man before.

Anyways, on the edge of the woods, a black figure with a wierd hair trim walked out of the forest and started coming after my friend and his other friend. He appeared to be carrying a knife. "He was about 8 feet tall, with really long arms," said my friend. He started chasing them and had a strut to his walk.

The EXTREMELY creepy part?
I had 5 dreams about the Slender Man 5 nights in a row, all the last dream I have before I wake up-on time. One of them featured him walking the way my friend described.

When I showed my friend a picture he freaked out. He said that's exactly what he looked like.

I'm not saying I believe this crap, but what do you think I should do? I don't 100% trust my friend, but we were hanging out all day in school by ourselves. I don't see why he would do that. He's not that ritarded.

So, flood, if you're still out there,

WHAT DO YOU RECCOMEND I DO?

  • 02.08.2010 7:04 PM PDT

Hmmm, I don't know what to say...

I guess no one really does listen, lol.

Look. If this thing IS real, then me and my friend are screwed.

Just look at my last post, please.

  • 02.08.2010 7:18 PM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
______ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)

My ROFLsniper goes POW!

That's pretty weird, Mason. :\

  • 02.08.2010 7:23 PM PDT

Hmmm, I don't know what to say...

Posted by: Lt Sartor
That's pretty weird, Mason. :\

Yeah, I pm'd you about the dream. If you thought I was creeped out then, think again. What should I do? I'm freaked out now.

Again, I don't 100% believe this garbage, it's origin is traceable, but it still is questionable.

  • 02.08.2010 7:24 PM PDT

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Posted by: Masontheslayer9
I guess no one really does listen, lol.

Look. If this thing IS real, then me and my friend are screwed.

Just look at my last post, please.


This is fake, trust me. It's just a cool series they're doing for a film project.

  • 02.08.2010 11:17 PM PDT

It's like a retard riding a bicycle while eating hot wings.
Sometimes you have to take the bike seat off to really enjoy it.

Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
Posted by: Masontheslayer9
I guess no one really does listen, lol.

Look. If this thing IS real, then me and my friend are screwed.

Just look at my last post, please.


This is fake, trust me. It's just a cool series they're doing for a film project.

So many people think it's real.
How come people don't make good web series like this?

  • 02.08.2010 11:37 PM PDT
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Just some gathered stuff. If it's already been posted, sorry, but I didn't want to go through the entire 97 pages. Following are three links I have gathered that you might find interesting:

This is the wikipedia article that was removed (note this is only a picture; the links won't work):
http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/6/18/75599/wiki-38b.jpg

This is an image of the newspaper article refered to in the "Stirling City Disappearances" in the wiki:
http://carnivore.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/3e/3e618bf77a9 4b64509cbf5d26664dea4e4c6467a.jpg

This is the audio recording of the session with Ted Henderson from the Henderson Horse Farm Incident:
http://tindeck.com/listen/hdbn
(Note: Henderson refers to multiple assailants attacking him and his family by commenting that he shot at "them". Also, there is no record of any bodies other than the wife being recovered from this incident implying that either Henderson missed repeatedly with his shotgun or that the weapon was not sufficient to fell any of the assailants.)


[Edited on 02.08.2010 11:52 PM PST]

  • 02.08.2010 11:40 PM PDT

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
Posted by: tacomaster13
-Thanks to Rocket Turtle for pointing out my typing follies.

Didn't you hear? Slenderman was phone!
/mystery

  • 02.09.2010 1:03 AM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
______ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)

My ROFLsniper goes POW!

Posted by: Rocket Turtle95
Didn't you hear? Slenderman was phone!
/mystery
Phone?

  • 02.09.2010 1:22 AM PDT
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creepy stuff, dont know if i will be able to sleep tonight :(

  • 02.09.2010 6:59 PM PDT

aeiou

Posted by: Lt Sartor
Posted by: Rocket Turtle95
Didn't you hear? Slenderman was phone!
/mystery
Phone?


He didn't get it.

  • 02.09.2010 8:50 PM PDT

Check out the Slender Man group!

BLARG! HONK!

STAYIN' ALIVE, STAYIN' ALIVE! AH, AH, AH, AH, STAYIN' ALIIIIIVE!

  • 02.09.2010 9:15 PM PDT

Just got finished watching entry 18. If this stuff is real then HOLY CRAP. If this is fake then these guys did a fantastic job.

edit: Just finished watching the entries; thanks in advanced for the upcoming nightmares, lol.

[Edited on 02.09.2010 10:27 PM PST]

  • 02.09.2010 9:45 PM PDT

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
Posted by: tacomaster13
-Thanks to Rocket Turtle for pointing out my typing follies.

Posted by: SuperGodlyRAH
Posted by: Lt Sartor
Posted by: Rocket Turtle95
Didn't you hear? Slenderman was phone!
/mystery
Phone?


He didn't get it.
:(

  • 02.09.2010 10:52 PM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
______ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)

My ROFLsniper goes POW!

Posted by: Rocket Turtle95
Posted by: SuperGodlyRAH
Posted by: Lt Sartor
Posted by: Rocket Turtle95
Didn't you hear? Slenderman was phone!
/mystery
Phone?


He didn't get it.
:(
Just tell me.

  • 02.09.2010 11:42 PM PDT

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
Posted by: tacomaster13
-Thanks to Rocket Turtle for pointing out my typing follies.

Posted by: Lt Sartor
Posted by: Rocket Turtle95
Posted by: SuperGodlyRAH
Posted by: Lt Sartor
Posted by: Rocket Turtle95
Didn't you hear? Slenderman was phone!
/mystery
Phone?


He didn't get it.
:(
Just tell me.
Originated on 4Chan, /x/ to be precise. Became a meme very quickly.
A dramatic retelling of the original post

  • 02.09.2010 11:46 PM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
______ ____(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
--------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)

My ROFLsniper goes POW!

Posted by: Rocket Turtle95
Originated on 4Chan, /x/ to be precise. Became a meme very quickly.
A dramatic retelling of the original post
OH THAT!! Okay, I was brain dead for a moment.

  • 02.09.2010 11:48 PM PDT

Posted by: Jay
"I know that totheark responded. I just don't want to acknowledge it anymore."

"Considering boarding up my windows. Still feeling incredibly unsafe here."


My prediction: Jay will be attacked by Slendy and totheark. They will tie him up to a chair while he is unconscious and record it. Then, Slendy will probably kill him, eat his face, etc., and that will be the end of the entries. Totheark will post it on youtube.

OR

Jay hears totheark and Slendy in his house/outside his house so he rushes to turn on his camera. There, Jay will be running like a maniac around his house from Slendy and totheark. He will be freaked out by all the markings that they have left inside the house which means they were already in the house. There's a possibility that an epic battle will ensue or Jay escapes and has enough time to post the vid on youtube. From there, totheark will probably take over his twitter and channel.

  • 02.11.2010 7:36 AM PDT

Posted by: Alex Mac Kee
If pen­ises were planes Jimmy's mouth would be an airport


Posted by: DarkBen64
Don't punch a British kid, the queen'll come after you.

Entry 19 is weird -blam!- man

  • 02.11.2010 1:21 PM PDT
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Andy

Posted by: Jay

Considering boarding up my windows. Still feeling incredibly unsafe here.

1:12 PM Feb 10th from web

  • 02.11.2010 5:04 PM PDT

"There's daggers in men's smiles." - Donalbain, Macbeth, Act II, scene iii

Ugh, Slender Man? Seriously?

You people are getting creeped out over nothing. Really. All it takes is a good video editor to do something like this.

Granted, weird stuff does in fact exist in this world - but that doesn't mean all of them are true.

For instance, if I were to turn off all the lights in the house, turn on a camera, say there is something following me, then get a friend and put glow in the dark face paint on him in a creepy manner, then scream and keep pointing the camera over my shoulder to see the 'thing' coming toward me, then upload it to youtube and BAM!

My video = phenomena that will creep people out all over the world.

  • 02.12.2010 11:17 AM PDT