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Subject: why cant we dual weild possible spoiler alert

I am a Halo 3 Failure.

Posted by: TPGBaseOfSpades
Q. Why could Miranda hold a Shotgun and a Pistol?
A. Because she wasn't firing it, if she did, the arm holding the shotgun would be ripped out of it's socket, not to mention the fact that she didn't hold both of them up for long.

Q. Why could Miranda dual wield SMG's while firing?
A. 1. SMG's are kinda light. 2. She was only firing for a few seconds. 3. She wasn't aiming.

Q. Why can ODST's hold Heavy Machine Gun turrets and jump while doing so?
A. 1. ODST's are highly trained soldiers who can lift heavy things. 2. ODST's use both arms and there body. 3. ODST's wear something called a Body Suit which enhances their strength, such enhancements are mainly used when they land in a small tin can shot out of a space ship in space.

Because no one payed attention to the logic.

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Posted by: TPGBaseOfSpades
Posted by: TPGBaseOfSpades
Q. Why could Miranda hold a Shotgun and a Pistol?
A. Because she wasn't firing it, if she did, the arm holding the shotgun would be ripped out of it's socket, not to mention the fact that she didn't hold both of them up for long.

Q. Why could Miranda dual wield SMG's while firing?
A. 1. SMG's are kinda light. 2. She was only firing for a few seconds. 3. She wasn't aiming.

Q. Why can ODST's hold Heavy Machine Gun turrets and jump while doing so?
A. 1. ODST's are highly trained soldiers who can lift heavy things. 2. ODST's use both arms and there body. 3. ODST's wear something called a Body Suit which enhances their strength, such enhancements are mainly used when they land in a small tin can shot out of a space ship in space.

Because no one payed attention to the logic.


About time someone actually thinks before posting! Most still seem to fail to realize that the big problem isn't the weight of the weapons or the aiming, its reloading them with one hand.

  • 08.04.2009 8:20 PM PDT

Recon Hunters: ^*Recon*^

give me a link to where it says ODSTs have enhancement body suits because i think the armor is heavy so it cancels the enhancements out and the point of the thread was why cant ODSTs dual wield and if they do have enhanced suits dont you think they could aim and fire two light-weight weapons at once?

[Edited on 08.04.2009 8:23 PM PDT]

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Posted by: Spartin228
give me a link to where it says ODSTs have enhancement body suits because i think the armor is heavy so it cancels the enhancements out and the point of the thread was why cant ODSTs dual wield and if they do have enhanced suits dont you think they could aim and fire two light-weight weapons at once?


+1 to the number of people who skipped my post. Lolz at you. Forever.

  • 08.04.2009 8:24 PM PDT

Death to rank junkies.

The real question is:

"Are Brutes finally going to be able to dual wield like in the first trailer?"

  • 08.04.2009 8:25 PM PDT

Recon Hunters: ^*Recon*^

Posted by: Wrath Of Z
Posted by: Spartin228
give me a link to where it says ODSTs have enhancement body suits because i think the armor is heavy so it cancels the enhancements out and the point of the thread was why cant ODSTs dual wield and if they do have enhanced suits dont you think they could aim and fire two light-weight weapons at once?


+1 to the number of people who skipped my post. Lolz at you. Forever.


didnt skip was writing the post as you posted and forgot to quote so lolz at you forever for not knowing the facts

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Posted by: Spartin228
Posted by: Wrath Of Z
Posted by: Spartin228
give me a link to where it says ODSTs have enhancement body suits because i think the armor is heavy so it cancels the enhancements out and the point of the thread was why cant ODSTs dual wield and if they do have enhanced suits dont you think they could aim and fire two light-weight weapons at once?


+1 to the number of people who skipped my post. Lolz at you. Forever.


didnt skip was writing the post as you posted and forgot to quote so lolz at you forever for not knowing the facts


Lolz at you forever I posted the reloading thing on page 2. Still win.

  • 08.04.2009 8:28 PM PDT

Recon Hunters: ^*Recon*^

Posted by: Wrath Of Z
Everyone seems to be epi-failing to realize one simple point, dual wielding is not about strength, but about ambidexterity. It is unlikely that the Rookie is skilled enough to reload two pistols at once in the heat of battle.

Posted by: Spartin228
if Keys can do it so can the Rookie and a spartan has two hands as well how can he do it?

lolz at you u didn't read mine on the second page

[Edited on 08.04.2009 8:37 PM PDT]

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Posted by: Spartin228

Posted by: Wrath Of Z
Everyone seems to be epi-failing to realize one simple point, dual wielding is not about strength, but about ambidexterity. It is unlikely that the Rookie is skilled enough to reload two pistols at once in the heat of battle.


if Keys can do it so can the Rookie and a spartan has two hands as well how can he do it?

lolz at you u didn't read mine on the second page


Lolz at you Keyes never reloaded.

  • 08.04.2009 8:37 PM PDT

Recon Hunters: ^*Recon*^

how does chief reload with only two hands and i know he is a superhuman but he only has two hands no one knows but he does it

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  • 08.04.2009 8:39 PM PDT

Where's the spoiler in this?
If it was the fact we can't dual wield, then I thinking putting that in the title BEFORE the warning would be a retarded thing to do.

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Posted by: Spartin228
I win you fail bungie look and the obvious there still is a little time fix your game
/thread


Way to give up like a Grunt on Easy. The Lolz will rain down upon your soul for all eternity. And we should stop spamming this thread with lolwar before we get banned. lol.

  • 08.04.2009 8:40 PM PDT

Recon Hunters: ^*Recon*^

Posted by: Wrath Of Z
Posted by: Spartin228
I win you fail bungie look and the obvious there still is a little time fix your game
/thread


Way to give up like a Grunt on Easy. The Lolz will rain down upon your soul for all eternity. And we should stop spamming this thread with lolwar before we get banned. lol.


yet again you fail i changed it as soon as i saw you say something when i was writing

  • 08.04.2009 8:42 PM PDT

-The Big Boss-

Posted by: AK 47625714
The Mark VI armor that Master Chief wears can track two weapons at once, thus allowing him to dual-wield. ODSTs do not have this armor, and therefore they cannot dual-wield.

good point young padawan

  • 08.04.2009 8:44 PM PDT

Recon Hunters: ^*Recon*^

Posted by: TcG Nuyorican93
Posted by: AK 47625714
The Mark VI armor that Master Chief wears can track two weapons at once, thus allowing him to dual-wield. ODSTs do not have this armor, and therefore they cannot dual-wield.

good point young padawan


ODSTs have a HUD too young padawan so they can keep track of the guns too

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Posted by: Spartin228
Posted by: Wrath Of Z
Posted by: Spartin228
I win you fail bungie look and the obvious there still is a little time fix your game
/thread


Way to give up like a Grunt on Easy. The Lolz will rain down upon your soul for all eternity. And we should stop spamming this thread with lolwar before we get banned. lol.


yet again you fail i changed it as soon as i saw you say something when i was writing


Next time don't right something bad enough you have to change it. Lolz at you. Forever. Will resume Lolz when waking up is achieved.

  • 08.04.2009 8:56 PM PDT

Recon Hunters: ^*Recon*^

Posted by: Wrath Of Z
Posted by: Spartin228
Posted by: Wrath Of Z
Posted by: Spartin228
I win you fail bungie look and the obvious there still is a little time fix your game
/thread


Way to give up like a Grunt on Easy. The Lolz will rain down upon your soul for all eternity. And we should stop spamming this thread with lolwar before we get banned. lol.


yet again you fail i changed it as soon as i saw you say something when i was writing


Next time don't right something bad enough you have to change it. Lolz at you. Forever. Will resume Lolz when waking up is achieved.


lolz at you and the last lolz and i win you lose because i change it to fit your argument

  • 08.04.2009 8:58 PM PDT

Note: She never fired the shotgun. The recoil would have been massive.

  • 08.04.2009 8:59 PM PDT

-SilentSniper576

sorry but you cant in ODST

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OMG TOO GUNZ SO KEWL. Seriously Hollywood is killing today's youth.

  • 08.04.2009 9:01 PM PDT

-SilentSniper576

Posted by: Spartin228
Posted by: Wrath Of Z
Posted by: Spartin228
Posted by: Wrath Of Z
Posted by: Spartin228
I win you fail bungie look and the obvious there still is a little time fix your game
/thread


Way to give up like a Grunt on Easy. The Lolz will rain down upon your soul for all eternity. And we should stop spamming this thread with lolwar before we get banned. lol.


yet again you fail i changed it as soon as i saw you say something when i was writing


Next time don't right something bad enough you have to change it. Lolz at you. Forever. Will resume Lolz when waking up is achieved.


lolz at you and the last lolz and i win you lose because i change it to fit your argument


Omg what an argument

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Posted by: IAMTHEMEDICINE
^ He has a point. They do have a hud. hmmmmm....


Thats like saying I have computer, sure its from the 80's but its a computer so it should be able to run Crysis.

An ODST helmet does not equal a MJOLNIR helmet.

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  • 08.04.2009 9:05 PM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
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My ROFLsniper goes POW!

I dont want to explain it...........again!

  • 08.04.2009 9:10 PM PDT

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