- Anton P Nym
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- Exalted Mythic Member
[OPENING MUSIC]
Bud Light presents, "Real American Heroes".
Real American Heroes.
Today we salute you, Mr. Bungie Forum Moderator.
Mr Bungie Forum Moderator.
As you sit in your own darkened basements, you clear the way for forum posters everywhere.
Oh, you clear the way, now.
Defying all sense of self-preservation and every shred of remaining sanity, you try to maintain some minimal trace of order in a chaotic soup of threads that grows every day.
It grows and grows and grows and WOOO!
While you act as if this is all in a day's fun, I know that deep down inside your humanity has been crushed into a thin paste that coats a dense, hot core of rage.
Hey, ulcers are fun!
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you ticking time-bombs with administrator privileges, [sfx: can-open hiss] because so long as there's the slimmest chance in Hell that we can make sense of what's written in the forums, we'll keep posting more.
Couldn't post without you!
Bud Light beer, Anheiser Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.
-- Steve wonders if Pete Stacker'd narrate this one.
edited to insert linkage
[Edited on 6/10/2005]