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Subject: Flood I need help, SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!
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OK flood, this is extremely embarrassing but I cant tell anyone, especially parents, for reasons that will become painfully clear.

Alright, so the other day I was...how to say.... waxing my pole, and was about to finish, except .... the tissue was still dry. Naturally I was confused, but before I could even stop to think, I had a sharp pain in my, member, that lasted a good 2 minutes, before it went away. This has now happened three times and I dont know whats wrong. One day, all good, the next, pain. Could there be some sort of blockage perhaps? I dunno I was just hoping someone on this site had a simllar experience and could help me out.

I know there gunna be a bunch of BS posts but seriously, if theres any helpful advice Id love to hear it.

  • 08.03.2009 9:31 PM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Lolwut

  • 08.03.2009 9:31 PM PDT
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suicide is the only option

  • 08.03.2009 9:31 PM PDT

aeiou

Consult a doctor?

  • 08.03.2009 9:31 PM PDT

AIDS most likely.

  • 08.03.2009 9:32 PM PDT

fap till it bleeds

  • 08.03.2009 9:32 PM PDT
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No you.

Erm...

  • 08.03.2009 9:32 PM PDT
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Rawr Im a dino!

Yawn

  • 08.03.2009 9:32 PM PDT

Ummm... Are you using shampoo/soap? If so, stop.

  • 08.03.2009 9:32 PM PDT

Why were you using a tissue to wax? Most people will use an old shirt, or a towel or something.

  • 08.03.2009 9:32 PM PDT

=)

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Erm...

  • 08.03.2009 9:32 PM PDT

Well, good luck with that man.

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lol, u just asked that on the flood? LOLOLOLOLOLOL god this is funny, OMGROFLBBQJFK

  • 08.03.2009 9:32 PM PDT

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyway.

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It'll go away in a couple of weeks...if it doesn't by then go see ur local docter.

This will be unfortunately one out of 40 mature replys

  • 08.03.2009 9:33 PM PDT
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ITS GONNA FALL OFF
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • 08.03.2009 9:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: SarcasticXGamer
Kidney Stone? If its bloody then that is a serious sign of testicular cancer.


Theres no blood.... just nothing

  • 08.03.2009 9:33 PM PDT

Probably best that you don't fap for a while

But either ask your doctor or google

  • 08.03.2009 9:33 PM PDT

Secretly, I'm not Rahm Emanuel.

Could be kidney stones, I doubt it though. Maybe tissue damage.

Either way, it could require surgery.

  • 08.03.2009 9:33 PM PDT
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Maybe you broke it?

  • 08.03.2009 9:34 PM PDT

Chupa's got a little secret, yes he does.

Posted by: Smudged Toilet
Doctor. NOW.

  • 08.03.2009 9:34 PM PDT
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while I am no doctor, my completely uneducated guess is that you "fap" too frequently, and you don't have time to "refill", thus causing pain as your body pumps, well, nothing.

Unless you are talking the actual pen0r?

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  • 08.03.2009 9:34 PM PDT

I'd say web md or something if you want it to be secret and if it gets worse i would tell your parents.

  • 08.03.2009 9:34 PM PDT