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  • Subject: Flood I need help, SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!
Subject: Flood I need help, SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!
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Each of us is entitled to our own opinions on music. There is ignorant rap and then there is intellectual rap, just as there is ignorant rock and intellectual rock. Even the "ignorant" artists can sometimes be intellectuals, and even the "intellectuals" can be ignorant. The worst thing you can do is be a bigot about music. If it doesn't have any affect on you, then listen to something else. But don't insult someone because their choice in music is not your own. THAT is ignorant.

Posted by: Sonic343
Erecting a dispenser?
Lulz were had

  • 08.04.2009 12:44 AM PDT
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残酷な天使のテーゼ

If it continue's go to one of your county's goverment health centers. They keep everything confidential. good if you catch a STD Later in life in teen years. I am dead serious.

  • 08.04.2009 12:47 AM PDT

I wish I was still legendary.

Could have a cut on the inside of your urethra, they usually heal themselves quickly though.

Could have a blockage of some kind...maybe dried-up sperm or urine? I'm not sure if that works, never really studied it.

Worst comes to worst, could have an STI of some kind. Apparently they can feel like pissing razorblades, might be better for you to see a doctor than ask the flood.

  • 08.04.2009 12:50 AM PDT
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you been searching the cork too much, eh?

  • 08.04.2009 9:19 PM PDT

We are not retreating! We are just advancing, towards future victory!

Posted by: Icekid123
soo is it bad to report your own pics as spam

Wow...No one said it...So now I have to:

DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!













No, but seriously, consult a doctor. OR A RABBI! ROFLZ

  • 08.04.2009 9:21 PM PDT

You are only as sharp as your knife

*grabs knife* carve that son of a -blam!- up!!!
"ahem"
sorry...just see a doctor man

  • 08.04.2009 9:22 PM PDT

Remember: A real man thinks with his dick. Not a forum.

well, what id like to know is "can you still pee?"

if not, its possibly a kidney stone (may I suggest pain pills?)

  • 08.04.2009 9:24 PM PDT

I don`t have a sig.

Doctor, now.

  • 08.04.2009 9:25 PM PDT

i like controversy

have you tried peeing before you wax


maybe its just empty

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  • 08.04.2009 9:28 PM PDT

1 shot 1 kill no exceptions

you stop seeing the master debator

MASTER! MASTER!

just had to

  • 08.04.2009 9:30 PM PDT
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Man who the hell bumped this.

We are done playing hand to gland combat.

  • 08.04.2009 9:32 PM PDT

Not a tree

I thought people waxed cars and floors, not poles. Question, Does Santa wax his pole, you know, the North Pole.

  • 08.04.2009 9:33 PM PDT

1 shot 1 kill no exceptions

Posted by: Captain K Mart
Man who the hell bumped this.

We are done playing hand to gland combat.

but it allllllllllmost eaaaaasyy
no but now i saw it, and i had some lulz

  • 08.04.2009 9:36 PM PDT
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is this really not against the rules?? On topic you should go see a doctor.

  • 08.04.2009 9:37 PM PDT
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Hey! Thanks for visiting my profile. If you want to know, my gamertag is horst1593.

GO BUCKS!!!

I want add this in before I go to bed. You just need to take a break from flogging the dolphin. Hehe

  • 08.04.2009 9:38 PM PDT

Oh yeah, try not squeezing too hard.

  • 08.04.2009 9:39 PM PDT

Cuffing your carrot?

  • 08.04.2009 9:43 PM PDT

Posted by: PATSFAN20
lol, u just asked that on the flood? LOLOLOLOLOLOL god this is funny, OMGROFLBBQJFK

  • 08.04.2009 9:45 PM PDT

Love metal? / Play an instrument?
Zuneman loves me

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman
You look like a handsome drug dealer

Posted by: beetle179
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Man who the hell bumped this.

We are done playing hand to gland combat.


DAMNIT TO MOTHER-blam!- GODDAMNED HELL!

I lol'd so hard.

  • 08.04.2009 9:46 PM PDT
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No you.

Posted by: defenderofgo
Posted by: beetle179
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Man who the hell bumped this.

We are done playing hand to gland combat.


DAMNIT TO MOTHER-blam!- GODDAMNED HELL!

I lol'd so hard.

Not this again.

  • 08.04.2009 9:47 PM PDT

Posted by: defenderofgo
Posted by: beetle179
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Man who the hell bumped this.

We are done playing hand to gland combat.


DAMNIT TO MOTHER-blam!- GODDAMNED HELL!

I lol'd so hard.

^ this, and how the hell is this thread still going?

  • 08.04.2009 9:48 PM PDT

Posted by: Captain K Mart
Man who the hell bumped this.

We are done playing hand to gland combat.
Paddling the canoe? Strangling the one-eyed monster?

  • 08.04.2009 9:51 PM PDT

wow, this thread is on its second day... and its about fapping...
i have just lost what little faith i had left in the human race

  • 08.04.2009 9:52 PM PDT

All our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

I Love you OP, and K mart.
I put this into the archive. =)

  • 08.04.2009 10:24 PM PDT