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Subject: Flood I need help, SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!

easy come easy go!

Posted by: Rhea
Maybe you broke it?


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  • 08.04.2009 10:31 PM PDT

Photographers are sexy.

My friend is a chronic -blam!-or, though he may only claim so for attention. One time he broke his pen0r, and apparantly he just had to not fap for a long time so it could heal. Not sure exactly what happened, but hopefully you'll be fine.

  • 08.04.2009 10:34 PM PDT

Sweet. slappin some salami.

  • 08.04.2009 10:49 PM PDT

easy come easy go!

best thread ever!

  • 08.04.2009 11:12 PM PDT

Alright K Mart. I am sorry, but I am going to have to ban you when I become a ninja. Consider this a post-dated ban! *Watches clock*

  • 08.06.2009 4:49 PM PDT
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  • 08.06.2009 5:00 PM PDT
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Don't be sketchy.

Lulz to be had.

You too?

  • 08.06.2009 5:01 PM PDT

i like controversy

this thread has gone on for three days


stop bumping! it

  • 08.06.2009 5:05 PM PDT

YouTube : whosOOPPY.:)

I Camp IRL Style.. UMAD?

Oh...Well then..

  • 08.06.2009 5:06 PM PDT

yes it happened to me when i was urinating once.i thinks its o.k
but if it continues get it checked.
it could have got to do with phismos.

  • 08.06.2009 5:08 PM PDT
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Beauty is not subjective. Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot.
Prove me wrong.
I dare you.
My logic is undeniable.

Posted by: Mister Bland2012
My friend is a chronic -blam!-or, though he may only claim so for attention. One time he broke his pen0r, and apparantly he just had to not fap for a long time so it could heal. Not sure exactly what happened, but hopefully you'll be fine.



How can Mr. Snake break if he's made of pure meat?

  • 08.06.2009 5:15 PM PDT

Perception is everything.

Posted by: fo shiz 64
Spinning your disco disk.
...that's easily the worst metaphor Ive ever heard.

  • 08.06.2009 5:31 PM PDT

Did you get pregnant and that's the only way it can get out?

  • 08.06.2009 5:53 PM PDT

It could be any number of things...

Kidney stone?

I've also heard of a condition where the "magic serum" goes farther in, instead of out. It's quite dangerous I believe.

I would see a doctor right away. If you are worried about your parents finding out, you can have an older relative or friend drive you to your doctoer privately and ask that the grounds of your visit not be discussed.

Although, if your parents understand that you may be in danger, then there is nothing that they should be concerned about.

On a side note....I don't think anyone said massaging the meat sword

[Edited on 08.06.2009 6:03 PM PDT]

  • 08.06.2009 6:03 PM PDT

ive got a bullet with your name on it but i accidently used it on justin bieber

wrestling the trouser snake

[Edited on 08.06.2009 6:06 PM PDT]

  • 08.06.2009 6:03 PM PDT
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Don't pull the laffy taffy so much.

  • 08.06.2009 6:05 PM PDT

Posted by: canucksroc98
if your young, and you... uh... ejaculated, then you probably got cut a bit. and apperently it hurts while healing.
if that is the case, its nothing serious


Yeah, actually, that's probably it. You have a cut or something on the iside of your urethra, and the salt from you...ehem...mayonaise, is stinging the cut. Lay off doing battle with the one-eyed yogurt spitting monster for awhile and you should be good to go.

  • 08.06.2009 6:07 PM PDT

i like controversy

jerking the disco stick

  • 08.06.2009 6:29 PM PDT

QUICK!! ASK A FORUM FULL OF TEENAGERS, IT'S YOUR ONLY HOPE!!!

  • 08.06.2009 6:30 PM PDT

Posted by: EpicWolfO84
Posted by: canucksroc98
if your young, and you... uh... ejaculated, then you probably got cut a bit. and apperently it hurts while healing.
if that is the case, its nothing serious


Yeah, actually, that's probably it. You have a cut or something on the iside of your urethra, and the salt from you...ehem...mayonaise, is stinging the cut. Lay off doing battle with the one-eyed yogurt spitting monster for awhile and you should be good to go.


I loved the metaphors, but I have to correct you on one thing: Semen does not contain salt.

  • 08.06.2009 6:32 PM PDT
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This thread is a testament to NEVER ask the Flood for advice -_-

  • 08.06.2009 6:32 PM PDT

Only the unloved and unnatural hate.

I have a skype! Feel free to add me if you took the time to look in here xD cody.dwight.morgan

Posted by: BIGTIME889
OK flood, this is extremely embarrassing but I cant tell anyone, especially parents, for reasons that will become painfully clear.

Alright, so the other day I was...how to say.... waxing my pole, and was about to finish, except .... the tissue was still dry. Naturally I was confused, but before I could even stop to think, I had a sharp pain in my, member, that lasted a good 2 minutes, before it went away. This has now happened three times and I dont know whats wrong. One day, all good, the next, pain. Could there be some sort of blockage perhaps? I dunno I was just hoping someone on this site had a simllar experience and could help me out.

I know there gunna be a bunch of BS posts but seriously, if theres any helpful advice Id love to hear it.
have you bumped the uglys with anybody?
if yes did you wear a condom?

  • 08.06.2009 6:35 PM PDT
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Something may have come in. You can get it out but if I were I'd wait for a while and see what'll happen and if you're really sure that something went in then you should go see a doctor (there's actually a special job for this).

  • 08.06.2009 6:36 PM PDT