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  • Subject: Flood I need help, SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!
Subject: Flood I need help, SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!

Grab a rusty knife and perform surgerY!

A serious answer is too much for us :D

  • 08.03.2009 9:35 PM PDT
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I be trippin'.

lololololol


but srsly soap/bodywash doesn't work great

  • 08.03.2009 9:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: BlooFlash
Probably best that you don't fap for a while

But either ask your doctor or google


:(... but no seriously ive tried google and webMD but cant make heads or tails of this.

  • 08.03.2009 9:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: BIGTIME889
I was...how to say.... waxing my pole,

Ah yes, varnishing the ol' cane.

I dunno dude, you should get a professional opinion.

  • 08.03.2009 9:36 PM PDT
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Paroday will be missed :(

September 27th 2009

Don't fap for a while, and don't do it to much in a short time period....eventually the pain will go away.

  • 08.03.2009 9:36 PM PDT

Posted by: Sentry33
It'll go away in a couple of weeks...if it doesn't by then go see ur local docter.

This will be unfortunately one out of 40 mature replys


And, unsurprisingly, it's also 549th out of 550 replies that have elementary spelling errors.

  • 08.03.2009 9:36 PM PDT

Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: BIGTIME889
I was...how to say.... waxing my pole,

Ah yes, varnishing the ol' cane.
Beatin' the meat, if you know what I mean. (Yes, we ARE going back to that thread.)

  • 08.03.2009 9:37 PM PDT
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Your body doesn't have an infinite amount of semen, and while you don't ejaculate all of it at once, sometimes you don't get very much out at all. It's a little weird that none came out, and that it hurts. Take 'er easy for a few days, then try again. Or better yet, have a girl do it.



Where the hell did that come from?

  • 08.03.2009 9:37 PM PDT
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I be trippin'.

Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: BIGTIME889
I was...how to say.... waxing my pole,

Ah yes, varnishing the ol' cane.

I dunno dude, you should get a professional opinion.

From now on, in memory of that night where I had an artificial high, I'm gonna go "VROOM beep beep whoosh" whenever I see you.

  • 08.03.2009 9:38 PM PDT

Posted by: Just a Random
Your body doesn't have an infinite amount of semen, and while you don't ejaculate all of it at once, sometimes you don't get very much out at all. It's a little weird that none came out, and that it hurts. Take 'er easy for a few days, then try again. Or better yet, have a girl do it.



Where the hell did that come from?


You?

  • 08.03.2009 9:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: Neptunne0100
Why were you using a tissue to wax? Most people will use an old shirt, or a towel or something.


i just dont clean up

  • 08.03.2009 9:40 PM PDT

Save a cow, Eat a baby!
Posted by: ChiChi
Gimpy, don't be an idiot. Comparing the wiimote to the power glove is like comparing sex to dieing.

Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: BIGTIME889
I was...how to say.... waxing my pole,

Ah yes, varnishing the ol' cane.



So it begins

  • 08.03.2009 9:40 PM PDT

Maybeeee, don't fap everyday?

  • 08.03.2009 9:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: LordCrotchpants
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: BIGTIME889
I was...how to say.... waxing my pole,

Ah yes, varnishing the ol' cane.



So it begins


What begins? I dont want anything to "begin" i need Serious Help or... well idk what but nothin good i bet.

  • 08.03.2009 9:41 PM PDT

"I got a letter from somebody here a while back, and they said, 'Bob, everything in your world seems to be happy.' That's for sure. That's why I paint. It's because I can create the kind of world that I want, and I can make this world as happy as I want it. Shoot, if you want bad stuff, watch the news."

Join this group you twats.

hit it for some motivation.

  • 08.03.2009 9:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: Smudged Toilet
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: BIGTIME889
I was...how to say.... waxing my pole,

Ah yes, varnishing the ol' cane.

I dunno dude, you should get a professional opinion.

Polishing the Master Sword.

The ol' five knuckle shuffle.

  • 08.03.2009 9:42 PM PDT

Ballin

does it hurt when you take a piss

  • 08.03.2009 9:42 PM PDT

c|_|Care mug begs to differ.

therewillbecake@aperturescience.com

Call a doctor, don't risk yourself asking us :|

  • 08.03.2009 9:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: BIGTIME889
Posted by: LordCrotchpants
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: BIGTIME889
I was...how to say.... waxing my pole,

Ah yes, varnishing the ol' cane.



So it begins


What begins? I dont want anything to "begin" i need Serious Help or... well idk what but nothin good i bet.



lol just sit back grab another tissue and do ur -blam!-

  • 08.03.2009 9:43 PM PDT
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Maybe you over "waxed" your pole too much and its starting to break, I would reccomend seeing a professional "pole" repair guy to fix it.

  • 08.03.2009 9:43 PM PDT

Love metal? / Play an instrument?
Zuneman loves me

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman
You look like a handsome drug dealer

Try peeing.

Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.

  • 08.03.2009 9:45 PM PDT