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Subject: Flood I need help, SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!
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Posted by: defenderofgo
Try peeing.

Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.


Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.

  • 08.03.2009 9:46 PM PDT
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"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"

lolz

Try using Yahoo anwers, or whatever that site is called. They give good advice sometimes.

Umm but right off the batt I would say go see a doctor.

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Posted by: LordCrotchpants
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: BIGTIME889
I was...how to say.... waxing my pole,

Ah yes, varnishing the ol' cane.



So it begins

Countdown, can you think of a reason why
You so love it downtown?
I met you in the middle of the scandalous town
It's a miracle you're walking around
Countdown in a dark town, and so it begins...

  • 08.03.2009 9:47 PM PDT

Posted by: Captain K Mart
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Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: BIGTIME889
I was...how to say.... waxing my pole,

Ah yes, varnishing the ol' cane.

I dunno dude, you should get a professional opinion.

Polishing the Master Sword.

The ol' five knuckle shuffle.


choking the chicken
corralling the tadpoles

  • 08.03.2009 9:47 PM PDT
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No you.

This guy -blam!- himself over by saying "SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY"

  • 08.03.2009 9:47 PM PDT

Love metal? / Play an instrument?
Zuneman loves me

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman
You look like a handsome drug dealer

Posted by: BIGTIME889
Posted by: defenderofgo
Try peeing.

Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.


Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.

Does the pain come as your doing it, when you climax, or after it's all over?

  • 08.03.2009 9:47 PM PDT

Godspeed.

Posted by: nickcook
Posted by: Neptunne0100
Why were you using a tissue to wax? Most people will use an old shirt, or a towel or something.


i just dont clean up

...

Clean up what?

  • 08.03.2009 9:48 PM PDT

"I got a letter from somebody here a while back, and they said, 'Bob, everything in your world seems to be happy.' That's for sure. That's why I paint. It's because I can create the kind of world that I want, and I can make this world as happy as I want it. Shoot, if you want bad stuff, watch the news."

Join this group you twats.

Posted by: BIGTIME889
Posted by: defenderofgo
Try peeing.

Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.


Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.

maybe you should take a bit of a hiatus on the jacking off.

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No you.

Posted by: grunt taxidriver
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: Smudged Toilet
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: BIGTIME889
I was...how to say.... waxing my pole,

Ah yes, varnishing the ol' cane.

I dunno dude, you should get a professional opinion.

Polishing the Master Sword.

The ol' five knuckle shuffle.


choking the chicken
corralling the tadpoles

Spankin' the ham?

[Edited on 08.03.2009 9:49 PM PDT]

  • 08.03.2009 9:49 PM PDT

And the gears will spin.
And the sinners sin, but at least we'll give them hell.
And the righteous few will spit on you.
So bid them all farewell.

Posted by: Darth1Snyder
I have a hard time feeling sympathy for people who don't have the courage to take charge of their own lives.

You experiencing any urinary trouble?

  • 08.03.2009 9:49 PM PDT

Ballin

this s h i t can be mad serious call a docter b 4 u can never have kids dont be stupid

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Posted by: BIGTIME889
Posted by: defenderofgo
Try peeing.

Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.


Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.

You should probably take it easy. Playing the skin flute too much might be bad. Just cut down on the pounding of the flounder and maybe everything will work out.

  • 08.03.2009 9:50 PM PDT

Posted by: defenderofgo
Does the pain come as your doing it, when you climax, or after it's all over?


Okay I think this discussion should stop right here.

  • 08.03.2009 9:50 PM PDT

Love metal? / Play an instrument?
Zuneman loves me

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman
You look like a handsome drug dealer

Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: BIGTIME889
Posted by: defenderofgo
Try peeing.

Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.


Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.

You should probably take it easy. Playing the skin flute too much might be bad. Just cut down on the pounding of the flounder and maybe everything will work out.

You love this thread, I can tell.

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Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: BIGTIME889
Posted by: defenderofgo
Try peeing.

Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.


Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.

You should probably take it easy. Playing the skin flute too much might be bad. Just cut down on the pounding of the flounder and maybe everything will work out.


I sure hope so... I mean I know its weird but I really do like to milk the snake.... so its very like, weird and distressing not to be able to.

  • 08.03.2009 9:51 PM PDT

you just need to stop pullin the balony pony for a while. Bashin the bishop.

  • 08.03.2009 9:52 PM PDT

"I got a letter from somebody here a while back, and they said, 'Bob, everything in your world seems to be happy.' That's for sure. That's why I paint. It's because I can create the kind of world that I want, and I can make this world as happy as I want it. Shoot, if you want bad stuff, watch the news."

Join this group you twats.

Posted by: XVagg X StompX
Ummm... Are you using shampoo/soap? If so, stop.

lol. that'll do it.

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POUNDING OF THE FLOUNDER LOOOOOOL


what he said

  • 08.03.2009 9:53 PM PDT

Over 3000+ Splatters AND Wheelmen. Over 3 vechicle themed montages. 500+ Mongoose Splatters 1500+ Warthog Splatters. Vechicles dominate.

Go to the veggie department and not the deli for a while k?


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  • 08.03.2009 9:53 PM PDT
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Paroday will be missed :(

September 27th 2009

Im saving this thread.

  • 08.03.2009 9:53 PM PDT

Stop for a few days and you should be fine.

[Edited on 08.03.2009 10:11 PM PDT]

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