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Subject: Flood I need help, SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!
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Posted by: That shotgun guy
Im saving this thread.

*shoots him*

No u didnt

  • 08.03.2009 9:54 PM PDT

FUN TIME

five fingered friction

the righty rubdown

summoning the genie

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Posted by: That shotgun guy
Im saving this thread.


i already did, hilarious

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Posted by: BIGTIME889
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: BIGTIME889
Posted by: defenderofgo
Try peeing.

Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.


Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.

You should probably take it easy. Playing the skin flute too much might be bad. Just cut down on the pounding of the flounder and maybe everything will work out.


I sure hope so... I mean I know its weird but I really do like to milk the snake.... so its very like, weird and distressing not to be able to.

Well hey we all gotta take a break from sailing the mayonnaise seas once in a while. Get your mind off of it somehow then you'll be ready to ride the five-legged pony again.

  • 08.03.2009 9:54 PM PDT

You say tomato; I say potato.

Posted by: Snibs
Posted by: grunt taxidriver
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: Smudged Toilet
[quote]Posted by: Captain K Mart
Polishing the Master Sword.

The ol' five knuckle shuffle.


choking the chicken
corralling the tadpoles

Spankin' the ham?
self-induced penile regurgitation

  • 08.03.2009 9:54 PM PDT

Family History?
Web MD would help.

Maybe yo meat is all dried up.

  • 08.03.2009 9:55 PM PDT

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Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: BIGTIME889
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: BIGTIME889
Posted by: defenderofgo
Try peeing.

Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.


Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.

You should probably take it easy. Playing the skin flute too much might be bad. Just cut down on the pounding of the flounder and maybe everything will work out.


I sure hope so... I mean I know its weird but I really do like to milk the snake.... so its very like, weird and distressing not to be able to.

Well hey we all gotta take a break from sailing the mayonnaise seas once in a while. Get your mind off of it somehow then you'll be ready to ride the five-legged pony again.


Are you ever gonna run out of metaphors K Mart? o_O

  • 08.03.2009 9:56 PM PDT

You say tomato; I say potato.

Remember, if you don't use it, you lose it. I suggest finding some candles to set the mood.

  • 08.03.2009 9:56 PM PDT

Posted by: gnome13
Posted by: Snibs
Posted by: grunt taxidriver
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: Smudged Toilet
[quote]Posted by: Captain K Mart
Polishing the Master Sword.

The ol' five knuckle shuffle.


choking the chicken
corralling the tadpoles

Spankin' the ham?
self-induced penile regurgitation


ROFL

  • 08.03.2009 9:56 PM PDT

Godspeed.

Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: BIGTIME889
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: BIGTIME889
Posted by: defenderofgo
Try peeing.

Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.


Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.

You should probably take it easy. Playing the skin flute too much might be bad. Just cut down on the pounding of the flounder and maybe everything will work out.


I sure hope so... I mean I know its weird but I really do like to milk the snake.... so its very like, weird and distressing not to be able to.

Well hey we all gotta take a break from sailing the mayonnaise seas once in a while. Get your mind off of it somehow then you'll be ready to ride the five-legged pony again.

Sailing the mayonnaise seas? Haha... What the -blam!- Cap'n?

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hittin a homerun
running to home

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Posted by: That shotgun guy
Im saving this thread.

Just hope to god you're parents don't get interested in what your favorite threads on Bungie.net are...

You can't spill your clue glue anymore? Yeah, like everyone's said, take a break (hard, I know... lol... hard...) and if you still can't after about 3-4 days go see the doctor for a "Checkup."

EDIT: I know it's quite ironic, but... Saved

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No you.

Flailin' the sword?

  • 08.03.2009 9:58 PM PDT
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So, no more taking the monster for a one armed ride.

  • 08.03.2009 9:59 PM PDT

this is the best thread ever. of all time. no doubt

[at Cpt K mart] What monster hides behind 100 teeth?

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  • 08.03.2009 9:59 PM PDT

Don't say "hard" around the cripple.

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shakin the milk juggggggg

  • 08.03.2009 10:00 PM PDT

Posted by: Captain K Mart
So, no more taking the lil guy for a one armed ride.

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it's probably nothing, you're just dry shooting.

  • 08.03.2009 10:00 PM PDT

And the gears will spin.
And the sinners sin, but at least we'll give them hell.
And the righteous few will spit on you.
So bid them all farewell.

Posted by: Darth1Snyder
I have a hard time feeling sympathy for people who don't have the courage to take charge of their own lives.

Srsly, bro, you've gotta lay off it for at least a few weeks. I've never experienced pain like that, but it's obviously not good.

The pain could be harmless. Especially in your early teens, too much wacking in a short amount of time can simply put wear and tear on your little buddy. Think of it like too much upper body work in your daily work-out.

Anywho, don't be ashamed to come clean with it, if the pain continues. Things of this sort happen. It's no secret that you play with yourself; everyone does. I got a hemorrhoid at age 17, and that was no fun explaining to my dad and stepmother. Had to be done, though.

You'll find that your parents won't laugh at you or anything silly like that. They'll be most concerned with your health. Do the smart thing and lay off the wacking for a little while.

  • 08.03.2009 10:01 PM PDT

FUN TIME

look you gotta get away from pen island once in a while
I know the palm springs can be fun
and sure you like to sit on the dock and cast out your rod sometimes
but enough is enough

  • 08.03.2009 10:01 PM PDT

Save a cow, Eat a baby!
Posted by: ChiChi
Gimpy, don't be an idiot. Comparing the wiimote to the power glove is like comparing sex to dieing.

I don't think there's a such thing as snappin' into the slim jim too much. You must be riding the white lightening like 6 or 7 times a day if that's actually the problem.

  • 08.03.2009 10:01 PM PDT

You say tomato; I say potato.

Posted by: Captain K Mart
So, no more taking the monster for a one armed ride.

1) monsters arent real duh
2) one armed ride makes no sense
3) is this your idea of a joke?
4) srsly not funny

  • 08.03.2009 10:01 PM PDT