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Subject: Flood I need help, SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!
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We could pound the fence post some more but it wouldn't help.

  • 08.03.2009 10:02 PM PDT
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Paroday will be missed :(

September 27th 2009

It's pretty funny how a thread about Fapping has gotten to a Hot-Topic this quick....damn we are pathetic.

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Posted by: gnome13
Posted by: Captain K Mart
So, no more taking the monster for a one armed ride.

1) monsters arent real duh
2) one armed ride makes no sense
3) is this your idea of a joke?
4) srsly not funny


lmfao wow ur mean

  • 08.03.2009 10:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: being2nosey
Srsly, bro, you've gotta lay off it for at least a few weeks. I've never experienced pain like that, but it's obviously not good.

The pain could be harmless. Especially in your early teens, too much wacking in a short amount of time can simply put wear and tear on your little buddy. Think of it like too much upper body work in your daily work-out.

I think that is his upper body workout.

...Choking the monster...

  • 08.03.2009 10:03 PM PDT

Save a cow, Eat a baby!
Posted by: ChiChi
Gimpy, don't be an idiot. Comparing the wiimote to the power glove is like comparing sex to dieing.

Posted by: That shotgun guy
It's pretty funny how a thread about Fapping has gotten to a Hot-Topic this quick....damn we are pathetic.


Don't act like you've never slapped the seal around

  • 08.03.2009 10:03 PM PDT

Posted by: gnome13
Posted by: Captain K Mart
So, no more taking the monster for a one armed ride.

1) monsters arent real duh
2) one armed ride makes no sense
3) is this your idea of a joke?
4) srsly not funny
5)???
6)PROFIT!

  • 08.03.2009 10:04 PM PDT

Taking Santa's little helper for a solo sleigh ride?

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No cake for the impurator
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Search sites like WebMD and other related medical focused sites/forums for answers. If the problem doesn't go away within the week, man up and see the doctor.

On another note, I am rather enjoying K Mart's analogies to...well...you know ;]

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Paroday will be missed :(

September 27th 2009

Posted by: LordCrotchpants
Posted by: That shotgun guy
It's pretty funny how a thread about Fapping has gotten to a Hot-Topic this quick....damn we are pathetic.


Don't act like you've never slapped the seal around

Oh I just got done slapping the seal as I typed this.

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yeah man
stop lighting the fireworks

  • 08.03.2009 10:05 PM PDT

You say tomato; I say potato.

Seriously guys, it is after midnight and I can't find my favorite sock.

  • 08.03.2009 10:06 PM PDT

Spankin the monkey hasnt come up yet.hmm

  • 08.03.2009 10:06 PM PDT

“I’m Your prisoner by choice. I will rest at Your feet, and I’ll only lift my voice when You want me to sing"

First thing that CAME to mind was Blue Balls. So ya just stop for awhile. And if it continues to hurt an easy way of telling your parents with no explanation needed is saying that Your testes hurt. Just leave it at that.

BTW its a purple headed yogurt slinger.

  • 08.03.2009 10:06 PM PDT

Good luck with that.
Stop for a while, if it still hurts after, ask a doctor or a parent.

  • 08.03.2009 10:06 PM PDT

...-blam!-ING

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So don't grease the three legged cow.

  • 08.03.2009 10:07 PM PDT

Happily married to Fatal_Coin_Vest since July 1st, 2009.

Thank you, Captain K Mart.

Anyone seen the Ugly Truth? Flickin the bean?

  • 08.03.2009 10:07 PM PDT

Posted by: Gold Rogue Guy
Good luck with that.
Stop for a while, if it still hurts after, ask a doctor or a parent.

and if it doesnt ask your girlfriend

  • 08.03.2009 10:07 PM PDT
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No you.

pulverizing the stake?

  • 08.03.2009 10:07 PM PDT

Jack in yo box too much can give it a rusty handle.

  • 08.03.2009 10:08 PM PDT
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Stop me from going under.


Join the Anti-PETA Movement!

Scrowtum slammer!

Dammit, -blamed- out

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  • 08.03.2009 10:08 PM PDT

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Posted by: Captain K Mart
So don't grease the three legged cow.


*mouth hangs open* How many of these -blam!- analogies do you know?!

  • 08.03.2009 10:08 PM PDT