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  • Subject: Flood I need help, SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!
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"We're not going to Gaum, are we?"

if your young, and you... uh... ejaculated, then you probably got cut a bit. and apperently it hurts while healing.
if that is the case, its nothing serious

  • 08.03.2009 10:15 PM PDT

Burping the worm

  • 08.03.2009 10:15 PM PDT
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Buttering the corn shouldn't be done too often.

  • 08.03.2009 10:16 PM PDT

Posted by: Captain K Mart
Buttering the corn shouldn't be done too often.


He may, er, "clog his arteries"

  • 08.03.2009 10:17 PM PDT

You say tomato; I say potato.

Swinging the hammer can lead to a sore thumb.

Edited bcoz i an greatust

[Edited on 08.03.2009 10:20 PM PDT]

  • 08.03.2009 10:17 PM PDT
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No you.

Posted by: Captain K Mart
Buttering the corn shouldn't be done too often.

Shakin' the Soda can be healthy sometimes.

  • 08.03.2009 10:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: gnome13
Swinging the hammer can lead to a soar thumb.

thumbs can fly?

  • 08.03.2009 10:18 PM PDT

jiggling the gearshift may result in dizzyness and sweating of the upper lip

  • 08.03.2009 10:19 PM PDT

Its not always hammer time.

  • 08.03.2009 10:19 PM PDT

You say tomato; I say potato.

Posted by: Tibetz
Posted by: gnome13
Swinging the hammer can lead to a soar thumb.

thumbs can fly?
Yours don't?

  • 08.03.2009 10:19 PM PDT
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Just a little decongesting the weasel is all.

  • 08.03.2009 10:20 PM PDT

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This thread almost tops this.

  • 08.03.2009 10:20 PM PDT

I'M OLLLLLD GREGGGGGG!!!!!

playing "red rocket" too much can cause those problems.

actually, the typical male can go 30 times before he runs out of "fuel"
learned that little tidbit from college

  • 08.03.2009 10:20 PM PDT
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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

I suppose Cuffing the Carrot can be bad if you do it too much.

  • 08.03.2009 10:22 PM PDT
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A little discharging of the heat seeking moisture missile.

  • 08.03.2009 10:22 PM PDT

A little pocket pool doesnt hurt from time to time

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Posted by: HALO12325
Posted by: surefire6
I heard that Canada does not have an army.


You good sir, are wrong. We have the best military in the world besides Ethiopia. How can you stop an army of mad lumberjacks on a bunch of moose? That's right. You CAN'T.

GO

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-blam!-

DOCTOR

  • 08.03.2009 10:22 PM PDT

been stabbing the cat i see...

  • 08.03.2009 10:23 PM PDT

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Posted by: Captain K Mart
Buttering the corn shouldn't be done too often.


But I like corn.. When you put the right amount of salt and butter on it, then stick half the thing in your mouth and just suck gently... It's an orgy of flavor!

Oh god, please dont put salt on the corn cob!

  • 08.03.2009 10:24 PM PDT

Screw the doctor, what you want to do is not drink any water, beat the meat as much as possible, try putting some ant poison or Lysol down the rabbit hole.

  • 08.03.2009 10:25 PM PDT