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  • Subject: Flood I need help, SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!
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Well guys I gotta head out.

So the lesson learned here is to not swing the purple veined kidney stabber too much.

  • 08.03.2009 10:37 PM PDT

Doctor would be a good option, considering what happened. Listen............... go to the doctors!

  • 08.03.2009 10:38 PM PDT
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No you.

Posted by: Captain K Mart
Well guys I gotta head out.

So the lesson learned here is to not swing the purple veined kidney stabber too much.

Critical Finish!

  • 08.03.2009 10:38 PM PDT

Posted by: Parthath
Truth. Respect++, Intelligence+, [maxed out]

Posted by: Kamatzu
Luv. We all can has it. Togethr.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

  • 08.03.2009 10:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: WalkinBonfire
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

you probably have something clever behind this, but I still can't stop myself from saying,

"what?!?!?"

  • 08.03.2009 10:39 PM PDT

I'M OLLLLLD GREGGGGGG!!!!!

did you know that the blue whale produces 3 gallons worth of "mayo" when it pumps it's python.
another little tidbit i learned from college

  • 08.03.2009 10:40 PM PDT

FUN TIME

ah, this was fun.

  • 08.03.2009 10:41 PM PDT

Never curse a failure. Learn from your mistakes so that if you are lucky enough to get a second chance, you can avoid repeating the same mistakes. And have a greater outcome.

Posted by: Sentry33
It'll go away in a couple of weeks...if it doesn't by then go see ur local docter.

This will be unfortunately one out of 40 mature replys
From what i've seen so far, this is true.

  • 08.03.2009 10:41 PM PDT

Never curse a failure. Learn from your mistakes so that if you are lucky enough to get a second chance, you can avoid repeating the same mistakes. And have a greater outcome.

Posted by: WalkinBonfire
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
lolwut?

  • 08.03.2009 10:42 PM PDT

Never curse a failure. Learn from your mistakes so that if you are lucky enough to get a second chance, you can avoid repeating the same mistakes. And have a greater outcome.

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Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: BIGTIME889
I was...how to say.... waxing my pole,

Ah yes, varnishing the ol' cane.

I dunno dude, you should get a professional opinion.

Polishing the Master Sword.

The ol' five knuckle shuffle.


choking the chicken
corralling the tadpoles
Jerkin the gherkin'

  • 08.03.2009 10:43 PM PDT

Asking the Internet is never very good. If you don't get medical attention this might happen.

  • 08.03.2009 10:44 PM PDT

"Spartans don't die. We're just missing in action."

Runnin the Third Leg eh?
Peepin the tom?
Torquing the turkey?

[Edited on 08.03.2009 10:51 PM PDT]

  • 08.03.2009 10:44 PM PDT

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Non Sibi Sed Patriae
Homework questions? Forget the Flood, join The Academy.
I've got a fan!

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Posted by: XVagg X StompX
Ummm... Are you using shampoo/soap? If so, stop.

lol. that'll do it.



Yeah. For all the 12 year olds who are thinkin':

"Im 12 and what is this"


When you figure it out, NEVER use soap. Just...don't do it.

  • 08.03.2009 10:56 PM PDT

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Hmmmm if I were you, I'd have my girlfriend fix my "Third leg" for me..............




...............with her mouth ^_^

  • 08.03.2009 11:05 PM PDT

Posted by: HammeredTurnip
Posted by: Pirated Goods
Why is hammer such an as­shole?

How about I hammer your as­shole.

happened to me when i was younger,

then i hit puberty and it when away and BAM! SPERM!

  • 08.03.2009 11:07 PM PDT

i think i shoudl get recon becaue i got snipe look up on yobtoube
serch halo3 snipe
its a cutsom gaem

OssomSauce is my favourtie floodian.

Posted by: Captain K Mart
Well guys I gotta head out.

So the lesson learned here is to not swing the purple veined kidney stabber too much.


Haha, that's a good one.

  • 08.03.2009 11:12 PM PDT

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said could never be done.

Giving into the hand police. Choke the chicken. Spit shining the the old water pump. How do you press enter on an iTouch?

  • 08.03.2009 11:18 PM PDT

Posted by: fo shiz 64
Taking Santa's little helper for a solo sleigh ride?
i will never celebrate x-mas again
i was literally crying with laughter after the first three pages of this thread

  • 08.03.2009 11:19 PM PDT

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Erecting a dispenser?

  • 08.04.2009 12:30 AM PDT
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This is just becoming a thread for spamming now, a mid should close it now, unless they hadn't had enough "advice" giving.

  • 08.04.2009 12:38 AM PDT

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Posted by: AirWalker255
This is just becoming a thread for spamming now, a mid should close it now, unless they hadn't had enough "advice" giving.


You're no fun. :(

  • 08.04.2009 12:41 AM PDT