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Subject: the replacement for cortana (this is not about a voice in your head)

ah i see you are on my page...good choice

ok first i am not some crazed six year old who is -blam!-ly attracted to pixles i am simply asking who will be the good looking female in reach? cause i know there will be one as in odst you have dare and in everything else you have cortana. i mean you cant have a game primarily for males without a visually pleasing female its not messed up its the truth so tell me here and i will report anyone who is flaming... who do you think it will be? i personally think it will be officer polaski from first strike but that is just my opinion

  • 08.04.2009 4:13 PM PDT

ah i see you are on my page...good choice

or do all of you think Sergent johnson is hot enough?

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  • 08.04.2009 4:23 PM PDT

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No, it doesn't need any of that. Does Bioshock have appealing females? No, is it a popular game played primarily by males? Yes. Either way, probably another AI.

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Posted by: PhoneyMonkeyman
or do all of you think Sergent johnson is hot enough?


nah truth is way hotter

  • 08.04.2009 4:25 PM PDT

ah i see you are on my page...good choice

very true but it is also a horror game

  • 08.04.2009 4:26 PM PDT

Posted by: Fos Tis Krisis
No, it doesn't need any of that. Does Bioshock have appealing females? No


What about them little sisters eh?

  • 08.04.2009 4:29 PM PDT

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soooo sexy

  • 08.04.2009 4:30 PM PDT

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Why do you assert that there will be a visually attractive female in the game? Halo is about blowing stuff up and saving the world.

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  • 08.04.2009 4:31 PM PDT

ah i see you are on my page...good choice

im just saying that nearly every game on earth has a hot girl and so should this one

  • 08.04.2009 4:33 PM PDT

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and that if this one doesnt many will be dissapointed

  • 08.04.2009 4:41 PM PDT

Caboose -1


It looks like a Puma?!?

read the books chief still has cortana as an AI

  • 08.04.2009 4:42 PM PDT

ah i see you are on my page...good choice

who said chief is in the game and i did read all of the books i just finished onyx

  • 08.04.2009 4:43 PM PDT

Posted by: PhoneyMonkeyman
ok first i am not some crazed six year old who is -blam!-ly attracted to pixles i am simply asking who will be the good looking female in reach? cause i know there will be one as in odst you have dare and in everything else you have cortana. i mean you cant have a game primarily for males without a visually pleasing female its not messed up its the truth so tell me here and i will report anyone who is flaming... who do you think it will be? i personally think it will be officer polaski from first strike but that is just my opinion


but you are attracted to groupings of photons that hit you're retinas, aren't you? Essentially not THAT much different than pixels. :P

  • 08.04.2009 4:45 PM PDT

Caboose -1


It looks like a Puma?!?

He fought in te battle of reach and it mentions it in The first Strike read it again mostly about cheif but still another AI other than cortana would be good or no AI at all....

  • 08.04.2009 4:46 PM PDT

ah i see you are on my page...good choice

this is technically off topic...

  • 08.04.2009 4:52 PM PDT
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Doctor Halsey maybe? Also you don't have to be 6 to be attracted to Cortana. I'm 18 and I think shes extremely attractive.

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You think dare is hot....

  • 08.04.2009 5:27 PM PDT

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Posted by: PhoneyMonkeyman
ok first i am not some crazed six year old who is -blam!-ly attracted to pixles i am simply asking who will be the good looking female in reach? cause i know there will be one as in odst you have dare and in everything else you have cortana. i mean you cant have a game primarily for males without a visually pleasing female its not messed up its the truth so tell me here and i will report anyone who is flaming... who do you think it will be? i personally think it will be officer polaski from first strike but that is just my opinion


but you are attracted to groupings of photons that hit you're retinas, aren't you? Essentially not THAT much different than pixels. :P

that is how people see, light, photons, hits their retinas and then gets transmitted into their brain which is then interpreted as an image, this image gets refreshed a very large number of time every millisecond, or nanosecond, therefore resulting in very fluid sight. this has a drawback, however, if something happens faster than the image refreshes, or as fast, then you might see from a blur to nothing at all.

  • 08.04.2009 5:38 PM PDT

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Posted by: PhoneyMonkeyman
im just saying that nearly every game on earth has a hot girl and so should this one

So you're including MarioKart?
You think Princess Peach is hot?

I don't think Halo Reach needs a hot female, but if there is one, it will be either Kelly or Linda.

  • 08.04.2009 5:42 PM PDT

Posted by: Wolverfrog
Posted by: Fos Tis Krisis
No, it doesn't need any of that. Does Bioshock have appealing females? No


What about them little sisters eh?


*Pedobear seal of approval*

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Posted by: PhoneyMonkeyman
or do all of you think Sergent johnson is hot enough?

OMG Johnson in a bikini!

Sorry but I care more about killing aliens than seeing video game chicks.

  • 08.04.2009 5:51 PM PDT

ah i see you are on my page...good choice

i agree as well i just think that the game needs one or something will feel left out

  • 08.05.2009 6:42 PM PDT

ah i see you are on my page...good choice

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Posted by: PhoneyMonkeyman
im just saying that nearly every game on earth has a hot girl and so should this one

So you're including MarioKart?
You think Princess Peach is hot?

I don't think Halo Reach needs a hot female, but if there is one, it will be either Kelly or Linda.
dude... kelly and linda are spartans...

  • 08.05.2009 6:43 PM PDT

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qft. ....But only if I could get my real life chick to dress like Cortana... ;D


Posted by: YoudaYoda
Sorry but I care more about killing aliens than seeing video game chicks.


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Posted by: PhoneyMonkeyman
Posted by: CookieMan
Posted by: PhoneyMonkeyman
im just saying that nearly every game on earth has a hot girl and so should this one

So you're including MarioKart?
You think Princess Peach is hot?

I don't think Halo Reach needs a hot female, but if there is one, it will be either Kelly or Linda.
dude... kelly and linda are spartans...
Yeah, they could be all muscular.....

  • 08.05.2009 6:57 PM PDT

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