- Lord Zebedee
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- Senior Heroic Member
We go head first into hell sir!
The Rookie and all the others are running away from the covenant up to a pelican, the Rookie is quite far behind the others. "Come on you Rookie, don't be lazy!" yells Romeo. All of a sudden the rookie pulls out his pistol and shoots Romeo in the head. "The Rookie is a traitor! Kill him!" shouts Buck. The Rookie throws two grenades in the middle of Buck, Dutch, Micky and Dare. Buck and Dare jump out of the way but Dutch and Micky get blown up and Dare gets stuck under some rubble. The Rookie shoots Buck in his leg and Buck falls to the ground, crippled. The covenant get closer and closer and they can hear the sound of them screaming at them with anger. "You know the music, time to dance" says the rookie and he shoots Buck in the face. Dare is still stuck under the rubble, the rookie goes over to Dare and points his gun at her. "You were right Veronica, orders are orders..."Whispers the rookie.
But then a ship comes down from the sky and a mysterious figure jumps out. "Woo hoo! Time to get those Jackels out of the courtyard!" It's johnson and he lands near the rookie and kicks him to the floor. "Oh no there's to many convenant, I can't stop them with this louzy SMG, lucky me I've got an energy sword! Oh and another!" Johnson throws the rookie and knocks him out. "Alright thumbs up let's do this, LEEROY JENKINS!" Johnson runs into the convenant army. He kills them one by one, cutting them up with his sword until there are only 4 hunters left. He drops the swords on the floor and gets ready to attck the hunters. "That's it, it's go time." He charges towards the hunters, the hunters charge at him, johnson can see the fear in their eyes, he pulls his arm back and "FALCON PUNCH!" The hunters get thrown back and they land on Romeo's dead body. Johnson walks over to dare and helps her up. "Oooh, who got the girl know chief, hey baby what's with all the armour--" Dare takes all of her armour off and she's wearing a princess Leia costume from Return of the Jedi. "Much better" Says Johnson with a happy thought going through his head.
But then the rookie wakes up and arms a bomb that he finds on the ship johnson came in. He hits Dare in the back of the head and throws her on the pelican, he punches johnson in the face and throws the bomb on him. "That's it, send me out...with a bang..." The rookie punches Johnson and throws him aboard the pelican. The Rookie then climbs aboard the pelican and he flys off to a safe distance. The bomb blows up and kills anything in a 12 mile radius. Johnson wakes up and quickly knocks out the rookie and flys the pelican on top of a building. Johnson runs out but the rookie trys to chase after him but Dare wakes up pins him to the floor, forgetting that she is still in the princess leia outfit. "Bow chica bow wow" Says the rookie. dare takes his helmet off and slaps him, she then puts the rookie in the pelican and flys the pelican, but the rookie punches Dare while she's flying and the pelican crashes into a building. The ship goes down and lands on a grunt. The Rookie limps out of the ship, near death he looks up and sees a giant screen. The superintendent is watching him, then he disappears. The rookie gets up and finds the very drop pod he crashed in, he sits back in it and gets ready to die, but all of a sudden music comes out of no-where. On the big screen is a rick roll. "Oh what the -blam!-"
fades out to credits...
Complete on legendary
Dare gets up and sees the rookie shoot himself, she looks up and she's the rick roll. "Nooooooo!" Covenant forces come out of no-where and surround her. "It's over pretty lady" says one of the brutes. "Yeah for you." Dare gets to her feet and grabs her SMG, but then a drop pod lands right on top of her. Someone emerges from the drop pod, it's maser chief. "Hey guys what did I miss? Oh...guess I killed dare...right..."
"Well, we're gonna die" says a grunt.
"flipyak, this is scaring me."
"Good! Embrace the fear! Dance with me yakflip! dance the dance of life!" The grunt trips over a wire that is plugged into the screen. The screen fades to black and all of a sudden the new animation Halo: Legends comes on. "Aaaaw sweeet!" yells a grunt with excitment.
"Well my job is finally done, time to have a beer says Master Chief.
The war is over, the covenant watch Halo: Legends but then two brutes notice that master chief shooting some people "It's a trap!" The brutes charge towards the chief, he kills one of them but the other knocks the gun out of his hand and picks him up. "Finally I will have the demons head on my belt." The brute throws master chief to the ground and starts punching him. The chief grabs the brutes fist and breaks his hand. "Aaaah!" The brute falls to the ground clutching his hand. "I think it's time for me to get a new belt." Master chief punches the brute in the face and knows him out. The brute wakes up inside a drop pod, with the chief in front of him. "You're letting me live, demon?" The chief slowly moves his head from side to side. "Guess again." The chief picks the door to the drop pod and attaches it back on. "Nooooo! No get me out of here demon!" Master Chief then looks at the superintendent and he says" Wake me when you need me." Then he runs straight into a sign and gets knocked out.
(By the way I started writing this when there were no comments, lol)
[Edited on 08.07.2009 6:37 AM PDT]