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Subject: What would you SAY/THINK/DO while dropping?

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Think--when you're dropping out of your ship in that little HEV pod, what would you be thinking, saying, or doing?

EDIT: Nothing inappropriate please


Best ones so far!

By Tomgaz---"In his drop pod, his tiny drop pod, the Rookie craps his pants..." (To the tune of "in the jungle")

By Higginz08---Now wheres my cupholder...

By Arsalan Rehman---Actually I would like OMG this game is jizz pant worthy

By vzerby---Did I leave the oven on at home? Well maybe I'll get lucky and the Covenant will blow up the earth. Then I won't have to worry.

By inferno82695---Updating twitter




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  • 08.06.2009 6:08 AM PDT
Subject: What would you do while dropping?
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fap

  • 08.06.2009 6:08 AM PDT

Halo: Heretic or Hero---An Elite's Story
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Please don't say that...keep it clean.

  • 08.06.2009 6:09 AM PDT

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"oh crap.......i forgot my pants"

  • 08.06.2009 6:10 AM PDT
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Posted by: Sergeant Murph
Please don't say that...keep it clean.
I would fap all over the screen showing dares face.

  • 08.06.2009 6:11 AM PDT

id hook my ipod up to the interior and crank prodigy to get myself amped

  • 08.06.2009 6:11 AM PDT

Forklift enthusiast.

Wonder how long its going to take... I forgot to go to the loo.

  • 08.06.2009 6:11 AM PDT
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Posted by: Colonel Grade 12
Posted by: Sergeant Murph
Please don't say that...keep it clean.
I would fap all over the screen showing dares face.

Damnit, you beat me to it.

Well, I guess I would probably sit there and wait until I hit the ground.

  • 08.06.2009 6:14 AM PDT
Subject: What would you SAY/THINK/DO while dropping?
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Either...
1. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!! !!""
2. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
3. "Hey, I can see my house from here!"
4. "In his drop pod, his tiny drop pod, the Rookie craps his pants..." (To the tune of "in the jungle")

[Edited on 08.06.2009 6:24 AM PDT]

  • 08.06.2009 6:23 AM PDT

Posted by: ElementalRunner

Posted by: Commander Stroll
Still using a pump-action shotgun over 500 years in the future I see.

omg not realistic stop game production plz

"I hope this thing has airbags...."

  • 08.06.2009 6:24 AM PDT
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Currently has obtained a total of three (3) internetz.

Now making custom Minecraft skins! Message for more info.

Weeeeeeeeee!!!!!! I love amusement parks!!!

[Edited on 08.06.2009 6:27 AM PDT]

  • 08.06.2009 6:27 AM PDT

Halo: Heretic or Hero---An Elite's Story
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4. "In his drop pod, his tiny drop pod, the Rookie craps his pants..." (To the tune of "in the jungle")


I lol'd at that one.

  • 08.06.2009 6:34 AM PDT
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Posted by: CoolCJ24
"I hope this thing has airbags...."

No, and we had to get rid of the seat belts because they costed to much, oh and the parachute.

  • 08.06.2009 6:35 AM PDT
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I'm watching you!

Now wheres my cup holder...

  • 08.06.2009 6:36 AM PDT
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Something along the lines of this: (Be warned caps-lock follows to simulate screaming-for-your-life--blam!--your-pants fear)



"JESUS H. CHRIST, WHY DID I JOIN THE CORP! HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS SO CALM OUT THERE IN YOUR PODS, WE'RE HURTLING TOWARDS THE GROUND AT GOD KNOWS WHAT SPEED, THIS IS NOT SANE IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD! MY GOD THAT CITY IS -blam!- EXPLODING, AND I'M HEADING RIGHT TOWARDS IT. -blam!-!-blam!-!SHIIIIIIIT!!!!"

Afterwards:

Well, I have a mild headache, but overall that wasn't too bad.

[Edited on 08.06.2009 6:48 AM PDT]

  • 08.06.2009 6:43 AM PDT

I CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH MY BULLET IN YOUR MOUTH
-quote of the day

BAM SAID THE LADY

  • 08.06.2009 6:54 AM PDT
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i would be scared speechless and gripping the bars so tightly that i have marks on my hands.

i would be thinking when will this be over, will i survive and what will i do when i get out.

  • 08.06.2009 6:55 AM PDT

I approve this message.

H3 ODST- "Ok why do we have to drop from space again?"
or
Halo Wars- "Ok why do we have to drop from space again? And why are we all in my Hev.

  • 08.06.2009 7:13 AM PDT

Check Out my FileShare.
I was once on Bungie Faves. (Feb.7-15)
I'd like to know why I can't see the signatures of others of myself on the forum. I have made favs once, 7777 campaign kills, and I helped bring modders down when they were at their strongest

"DAMNATIONS I FORGOT MY LAZOR!!!!!!! Wait I am supposed to stay quite......."

Massive Fail.



Actually I would like OMG this game is jizz pant worthy

  • 08.06.2009 7:14 AM PDT
Subject: What would you SAY/THINK/DO while dropping?

who you gonna call? Lil tms!!

now.... wheres the eject button




then starts to cry as he realises that there is no eject button

[Edited on 08.06.2009 7:22 AM PDT]

  • 08.06.2009 7:20 AM PDT
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Think - "They better pay me overtime for this..."
Say - "I'm FREE! Free FALLIN'!"
Do - Scream like a little girl.

  • 08.06.2009 7:22 AM PDT

My troll sense is tingling.

Probably sing/hum "we'll meet again" by Vera Lynn.

  • 08.06.2009 7:31 AM PDT

Microsoft's carelessness was a colossal failure.
They failed to protect Halo 2,
When the great journey is upon us
Their heresy will stay their feet.
And they will be left behind.

So, this is New Mombasa, nothing special here. OH HOT DAMN!

*Sees a big explosion*

[Edited on 08.06.2009 7:37 AM PDT]

  • 08.06.2009 7:33 AM PDT