- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Something along the lines of this: (Be warned caps-lock follows to simulate screaming-for-your-life--blam!--your-pants fear)
"JESUS H. CHRIST, WHY DID I JOIN THE CORP! HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS SO CALM OUT THERE IN YOUR PODS, WE'RE HURTLING TOWARDS THE GROUND AT GOD KNOWS WHAT SPEED, THIS IS NOT SANE IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD! MY GOD THAT CITY IS -blam!- EXPLODING, AND I'M HEADING RIGHT TOWARDS IT. -blam!-!-blam!-!SHIIIIIIIT!!!!"
Afterwards:
Well, I have a mild headache, but overall that wasn't too bad.
[Edited on 08.06.2009 6:48 AM PDT]