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Subject: Funny Halo Stories!
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One day while playing Halo PC:

I jumped in a warthog after it respawned, and headed for the enemy's base with no gunner (I'm a loner). This guy/girl/retarded alien comes in called - wait for it.........New001!!!!. I see him running towards my base without a care in world, completely ignoring the dozens of rounds of ammunition being fired at him from my team.

To test his stupidity, I drive my Warthog straight at him. Anyone who played Halo more than once knows to always throw a 'nade at the ground when you see a 'Hog comin' for you, but this guy was obviously an 00b3r n00b. Here's the punchline:

I run him down, and he messeges "OMG U CAR NOOB!!!!!!1"

HHAHAhahaahhaahHAHHAhahAhahaHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

Got any funny or interesting Halo Xbox/PC stories to share?

  • 07.21.2004 9:23 PM PDT
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i killed a guy with 2 frag grenades?

  • 07.21.2004 9:29 PM PDT
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Oh, come on! You've got better stories than that!

  • 07.21.2004 9:37 PM PDT
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Bump! Bumpity Bumper Bumperdid!

  • 07.21.2004 9:40 PM PDT
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Uhh...
in Halo CE I flew in a Pelican, life pod, and was owning the game with an energy sword.

  • 07.22.2004 12:21 PM PDT
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uh..
one time in a bungie server, in geryphobia, i got the active camo and someone was sniping near there base..so i threw a plasma grenade on him. i saw the guy respawn and teleport, so i got the flag and went through the same teleporter, and smacked him.

  • 07.22.2004 1:23 PM PDT
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this was the funniest thing ever. i was playin on xbox with my sis on hang em high and she stuck me with a plasma. i panicked and just threw a plasma up into the air. the plasma that was stuck to me exploded and i died, and respawned. before i even took 1 step my hail mary plasma landed on my face and i got a suicide. hahaha

  • 07.22.2004 2:36 PM PDT