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Subject: If master Chief was in another video game or on a tv show
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Which show and/or video game ?

  • 07.22.2004 10:40 AM PDT
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Ah yes i can see it now praise the lord 'DIE YOU COVENANT SCUM!!!!!!!'

  • 07.22.2004 7:03 PM PDT
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id put him on the TLC channel. my mom would be watching trading spaces and the people wouldnt like theyre new room and master chief would jump out and say "That's to bad ladies and girlie-men!" and he'd blow off theyre arms with a shotgun

  • 07.22.2004 7:06 PM PDT
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Man, I made this post when I first started surfing the forums over in the Library. Ahem:

I call it, 'Married with MC'.


The MC comes in after a hard day's work, sits down to read the daily paper, and all of the sudden, female Spartan comes in(we'll call her Wenchy), "John, did you pick up the dry cleaning?" then John would respond, "Yes. Now get into the kitchen where you NEED to be, and make me a sandwich. Then you can fight a battle against the dreaded garbage! Mission Objectives: Get trash to curb." "John, I'm sick of you treating me like that and tracking blood into my house every damn day!" Then John Jr. would come down stairs, "What's going on, mommy?" "Nothing, Johnny, just go back upstairs" "Ok, mommy."

"Did you see that? I have to lie to our son!" "Our son? Are you sure it ins't the son of that other Spartan you were cheating on me with, whore?"...

Eventually, the familiy would end up on Dr. Phil. Awesome.

  • 07.22.2004 7:15 PM PDT
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Lifetime. because here's the average man's dialogue in a lifetime movie:

"Yeah, I know I got you pregnant once when you were 13 and again when you were 47, but I invented abortion and its up to me to keep it in business. Now I'm going to go drink heavily and then operate machinery while you stay here in the kitchen the way a woman should. Its a good thing all men in the world are exactly like me. You better not be asleep when I get home so I can abuse you some more. GO BROWNS!"

  • 07.22.2004 7:24 PM PDT
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He'd be on some Jerry Springer show and he'd pull out his trusty shotgun and blow everones brains out. Id like to see MC blow the -blam!- out of those damn pokemon things god i hate those. New Pokemon bloodred, see the new MCmon blow the -blam!- out of all the other Pokemon with his rocket.

  • 07.22.2004 7:25 PM PDT
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Heh, yeah.

"Lifetime: Television for idiots."-Family Guy

  • 07.22.2004 7:26 PM PDT
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Video game lemme see: Barney's Death Wish
Desription: Evil, horny Barney clones come at you with one hand on their crotch and the other outstretched. They keep saying: ILOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE BEST SEX PARTNERS AS SEX PARTNERS SHOULD BE, WITH A GREAT BIG HUMP AND A KISS FROM ME TO YOU, WON'T YOU SAY YOU'LL HUMP ME TOO!" As MC, you have to kill the many different Barney types. Some will giggle when you shoot them in the nuts or the tummy. Some will start laughing and hopping when you stick a plasma grenade up their ass, and some will just get decapitated. The ones that are invulnerable, keep "pleasuring" them until they explode.
Rated "E" for everyone!

  • 07.22.2004 9:13 PM PDT