- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Man, I made this post when I first started surfing the forums over in the Library. Ahem:
I call it, 'Married with MC'.
The MC comes in after a hard day's work, sits down to read the daily paper, and all of the sudden, female Spartan comes in(we'll call her Wenchy), "John, did you pick up the dry cleaning?" then John would respond, "Yes. Now get into the kitchen where you NEED to be, and make me a sandwich. Then you can fight a battle against the dreaded garbage! Mission Objectives: Get trash to curb." "John, I'm sick of you treating me like that and tracking blood into my house every damn day!" Then John Jr. would come down stairs, "What's going on, mommy?" "Nothing, Johnny, just go back upstairs" "Ok, mommy."
"Did you see that? I have to lie to our son!" "Our son? Are you sure it ins't the son of that other Spartan you were cheating on me with, whore?"...
Eventually, the familiy would end up on Dr. Phil. Awesome.