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Subject: NEW THEORY : ROOKIE MUST B CHUCK NORRIS IN DISGUISE

I was just thinking... how can 5 ODSTs and a cities' AI take on all these friggin covenant? Wen playing as the Chief in Halo 2 and 3, wen u see ODSTs, they perform the role of "5 second distraction before being butt-raped by 1 elite and a handful of grunts" for me. So HOW do these 5 do all this stuff, i mean if 5 puny humans can take on SO many enemies Y r the covenant able to get ALL THE WAY TO EARTH.

Therefore the only logical explanation is the rookie must be CHUCK NORRIS who froze himself during present day and unfroze himself to beat the covenant. this is the ONLY way an odst could kil a bunch of brutes.

[Edited on 08.15.2009 3:15 AM PDT]

  • 08.15.2009 12:49 AM PDT
Subject: ODSTs=WEAK so how can they take on an army of covenant?

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First, they don't take out the Covenant. All we do is fight our way through the city as an ODST (who are still pretty competent) and try to find our squad. Then, we go back and play as a squadmate in a battle. There we get a lot of kills too, but it's not like a complete assault on High Charity or anything. We do some tasks like finding a teammate or retreating from somewhere. And at the end, I'm assuming we get out of the city, because according to the project page:

The year is 2552. Covenant forces control the city of New Mombasa. They are searching for something beneath its darkened streets. You are an Orbital Drop Shock Trooper. Your orders: Stay alive, meet up with your scattered squad, and escape the embattled city.

And would you prefer to have a game that is one mission and you die at the end after your teammates get all the kills?

  • 08.15.2009 12:54 AM PDT
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Steroids.

  • 08.15.2009 12:54 AM PDT

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because all the ODST's are clones of chuck norris

  • 08.15.2009 12:54 AM PDT

We do some tasks like finding a teammate or retreating from somewhere

Sounds fun? If our rookie ran into a Brute HOW can he KILL IT!?!?!?!? apart from sticky grenades humans r useless against brutes... they r theoretically even matches to spartans so how is this game supposed to work without being completely hypocritical to the other 3 halos where marines AND odsts did nothing other than being human shields

  • 08.15.2009 12:58 AM PDT

They couldn't make it too realistic, dude. The Brutes aren't invincible, remember-they bleed and die like anything else. I admit, the Rookie hitting them and killing them seems a tad far-fetched but even so.

  • 08.15.2009 1:08 AM PDT

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  • 08.15.2009 1:15 AM PDT

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They use guns?

duh.

  • 08.15.2009 1:19 AM PDT
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because half the brutes are retarded

  • 08.15.2009 1:36 AM PDT
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Thats why were supposed to pick our battles wisely..

  • 08.15.2009 1:44 AM PDT
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J D O S H

Let me think...*still thinking*...well you know when your the Chief and your shooting a brute with say a Assault rifle and you kill it....who says an ODST can't do the same?

Also an ODST is the next best thing to a Spartan.

  • 08.15.2009 2:02 AM PDT

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They use guns?

duh.

exactly. being eight feet tall doesn't effect how fast the bullets come out of your gun.

  • 08.15.2009 2:09 AM PDT
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READ:

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- ODSTs are the next best thing to Spartans. They're not cannon fodder.
- ODSTs can still fire guns.
- They can't make it too realistic due to gameplay reasons. It wouldn't be fun if getting near a Brute = Instant Death. If you want more of a challenge, play on the higher difficulties, turn some skulls on, that's what they're there for.

  • 08.15.2009 2:16 AM PDT

Obey the eagle.

THE ENTIRE POINT was 2 get u from that OVER POWERED CHUCK NORRIS u were into an actual challenge like Halo 1.

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In the books ODST's were friggin bad asses. The books didn't pertain to the other 3 Halos.

  • 08.15.2009 2:38 AM PDT

NEW THEORY: ROOKIE ODST = CHUCK NORRIS

  • 08.15.2009 3:11 AM PDT

Obey the eagle.

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because half the brutes are retarded
win

  • 08.15.2009 3:16 AM PDT

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  • 08.15.2009 3:33 AM PDT

being eight feet tall doesn't effect how fast the bullets come out of your gun.

So? Being 8 feet tall effect how many hits u can take.

  • 08.15.2009 4:08 AM PDT

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awesome thread. i think spartans are Chuck Norris Clones :D but there is something about that new ODST. maybe he is a Chuck Norris Clone.

  • 08.15.2009 4:15 AM PDT
Subject: NEW THEORY : ROOKIE MUST B CHUCK NORRIS IN DISGUISE

Evil, always finds a way!
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Ok MR Evil Cyborg Pup

As the other guy in the "other" thread. I don't believe you know anything about chuck norris. So i guess you shouldn't have the right to "either way" comment on him, make fun of him or even talk about him.

Go watch a Chuck norris movie and get some information about him. I really hate how kids pick these jokes up these days. And you are just trying to follow a trend that died 2 months ago.

So please leave or suicide

*and no suicide is"NOT" the only option

  • 08.15.2009 4:15 AM PDT

But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.

Honestly, what's all this Chuck Norris stuff? This is a bungie site not the Chuck Norris fanclub.
Edit: Because it's a game.

[Edited on 08.15.2009 4:21 AM PDT]

  • 08.15.2009 4:17 AM PDT

Dont period all over my face chuck norris haters.... just cuz u dont BELIEVE

  • 08.15.2009 4:26 AM PDT
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.......................you're annoying......

In the books ODSTs are much better,kick ass.They are just toned down in games.And a gun does same damage whoevers holding it dont they?

  • 08.15.2009 4:38 AM PDT