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ok ok you know you gotta suck when ..........its alll on easy and you get taken out by a measely infraction of a glitch that you get killed by a grunt....


you know you suck when you suck so bad your actualy good (like me)

you kknow you gotta have a lotta suckage when you get sniped by none other than your self which is highly unlikely...so im just going to say when you run your self over with a warthog...cause ive done that befor it reaally sucks!

  • 07.27.2004 11:02 PM PDT
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You KNow U Suck When.....you get no-scoped by the sniper rifle close range while you are invisible.

You KNow U Suck When.....standing still while sniping in an open field, and wondering why you got killed.

You KNow U Suck When......when you get smacked in the back , when the enemy yelled "BEHIND YOU" from the other room and gave you 2 seconds to turn around.

  • 07.27.2004 11:04 PM PDT
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You KNow U Suck When.....a person that has never played halo before beats you

You KNow U Suck When.....you dont want to play multiplayer cause you're afraid of ghosts

You KNow U Suck When.....you have a rocket launcher and you miss a straight shot at a tank coming right at you

You KNow U Suck When.....you're standing on a teleporter and you think God is coming to save you because your screen is turning white

You KNow U Suck When.....you hide in the light thinking the enemy wont look there

You KNow U Suck When.....you check to make sure you cant shoot your foot with the rocket launcher the same way you stick a plasma to your foot

You KNow U Suck When.....theres only one person on the other team and you ask who killed you

You KNow U Suck When.....you think the plasma pistol fires grenades

You KNow U Suck When.....you are two feet away from someone with the rocket launcher and you decide to retreat

You KNow U Suck When.....you're in a tank and someone charges you on foot and you get out cause you dont think you can take'em

You KNow U Suck When.....you think the pistol should have a sniper rifle scope (true story)

You KNow U Suck When.....you think the sniper rifle does less damage at long range than it does at short range (true story)

You KNow U Suck When.....you think the pistol is stronger than the sniper rifle at long range (true story)

You KNow U Suck When.....someone orders you to get the rocket launcher and you ask "why?"

You KNow U Suck When.....people "boo" you off their team

[Edited on 7/27/2004 11:52:34 PM]

  • 07.27.2004 11:47 PM PDT
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You KNow U Suck When.....you get humped in the middle of the field while everybody watches ....while your body is lying there after its been killed repetedly

  • 07.28.2004 12:13 AM PDT

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You KNow U Suck When.....you have to screen watch in order to find out where the enemy is in blood gulch.
You KNow U Suck When.....the flood infection form kill you.
You KNow U Suck When.....you get killed by my brother lol.
You KNow U Suck When.....you phisicaly hurt someone when they kill you.

  • 07.28.2004 12:32 AM PDT
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you know u suck when you must pull out your friends controler to beat them, and you still end up dieing
you know u suck when you stand right next to somone with the rocket lancher, u shoot and you end up dieing without killing your friend
you know you suck when you run out of ammo and say your remote is broken

  • 07.28.2004 3:51 AM PDT
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I think ive done almost everyone of those to someone.

  • 07.28.2004 4:59 AM PDT
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You KNow U Suck When.....You go to a tournament and get dead last

You KNow U Suck When.....No matter where you look you just cant seem to find keyes (in the level keyes)

You KNow U Suck When.....You watch someone go inside your base, take the flag, and get out, without realizing that "hey, thats the enemy"

You KNow U Suck When.....You team is bombarding the enemy base and you decide to help by straping a plasa on yourself and going on a suicide mission

You KNow U Suck When.....You absolutely HAVE to use the plasa rifle to get any kills

You KNow U Suck When.....you see the enemy before they see you and you end up dying (true story)



And people, I've gotta say, I dont believe there is a degree of suckiness to where you are actually good. If you suck, and you know it, then its probably worse than you are willing to admit. I've seen some pretty horrible people in my time - none of them were so bad to the point they were considered good.

  • 07.28.2004 11:45 AM PDT
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YOU KNOW YOU SUCK WHEN... Nobody likes you.

  • 07.28.2004 5:12 PM PDT
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You know you suck when the only person's death you can cause in MP is your own.

  • 07.28.2004 8:55 PM PDT
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you know u suck when.............you get killed by someone playing with their elbows (true story)
you know u suck when........in damnation you jump off the level so the other player doent get the kill and thte other player jumps after you from across the level and (with no ammo) slaps you and wins the game (true story......... sad but true)

  • 07.28.2004 9:20 PM PDT
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You know you suck when....your playing on a 4 player free for all death match and you only get 4 kills.
You know you suck when....your nephew can kick your ass.
You know you suck when....your dad can kick your ass.....umm....dang.
You know you suck whan....every time you spawn back into the game you die.

personally I think it the controller..........
viva la resistance

  • 07.29.2004 1:58 AM PDT
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I know i suck when..... i miss a headshot when they're just standing there.

I know i suck when..... i cant even use the pistol anymore!

( really i used to be good, i used to be able to snipe people out of Warthogs while they were driving at full speed but now i cant even hit someone jogging! )

  • 07.29.2004 2:49 AM PDT
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You have an xbox, and you DONT HAVE HALO!
Or have you even heard of it! ( THIS CAN'T BE POSSIBLE! )

You cant get passed the first level on ezy!

Your shadow kills you

  • 07.29.2004 2:53 AM PDT
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you cant even control your footing!

  • 07.29.2004 2:59 AM PDT
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you know you suck when your team has a civil war
you know you suck when your 1 week old cousin beats you 50-0
you know you suck when your score is -50 and you wonder why the game hasent declared you winner

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  • 07.29.2004 4:06 AM PDT
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you know you suck when youve killed yourself 999 000 times

  • 07.29.2004 4:56 AM PDT
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U KNow U Suck if you red all of these posts about sucking. (I did)

  • 07.29.2004 6:25 AM PDT
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you know you suck when you get snuck up by a grunt on legendary and lose 1 bar of health (it happend only once! i was a newb)
when you cant kill a hunter in 1 hit or mele
every time you think about playing legendary you freak out alittle and dont want to play becasue your scared of sucking.
it takes you a week to find out that Woot Woot Woot means go go go in elite
you never saw the food niple grunt
you cant stick nades on elites or any foes
you trew a nade on hunter and it bounced of its sheild and got stuct to you, guess what you run away with it instead of trying to take em out with you

  • 07.29.2004 6:35 AM PDT
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You know you suck when you can't make the reticle come down from the celing.

  • 07.29.2004 7:02 AM PDT
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You know u suck when...Sniper Joe starts beating you j/k

  • 07.29.2004 7:02 AM PDT
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Posted by: Captain CheeZ
You have an xbox, and you DONT HAVE HALO!
Or have you even heard of it! ( THIS CAN'T BE POSSIBLE! )



sadly it is possible i found two ppl who have know idea what halo is

you know you suck when your beaten by me

you know you suck whene you think your good

  • 07.29.2004 8:27 AM PDT
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This is gonna be my last one people!

You KNow U Suck When.....you took a half a year to beat halo on easy. (true story)

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