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Subject: Famous Bungie Quotes
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say a few quotes from bungie that u know from bungie people and halo videos that were funny

example:

thet better pop out!

  • 07.22.2004 3:03 PM PDT
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Take it!!!


The ultimate anti-sonova-blam!- stick.

  • 07.22.2004 3:05 PM PDT
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"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me trough the fence!"

  • 07.22.2004 3:05 PM PDT
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people get pretty ed when you bust up their ride

  • 07.22.2004 3:11 PM PDT

Famous Bungie Quotes?

Posted by: lieut_pat
Rap= Retards Attempting Poetry


Now there's a winner.

;-)

  • 07.22.2004 3:12 PM PDT
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lol

come and get me you alien !

[Edited on 7/22/2004 3:14:29 PM]

  • 07.22.2004 3:13 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
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2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
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4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Posted by: DaElAlTH2
"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me trough the fence!"


I think it's over the fence.

  • 07.22.2004 3:13 PM PDT
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I quote stosh, "Don't be use -blam!-."

  • 07.22.2004 3:14 PM PDT
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don't be use -blam!-?

what the he!l?

  • 07.22.2004 3:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: CANNON 117
Posted by: DaElAlTH2
"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me trough the fence!"


I think it's over the fence.


Whatever. I haven't heard it in a while, and I suck at hearing what things say in english

"they're everywhere!"

[Edited on 7/22/2004 3:17:37 PM]

  • 07.22.2004 3:17 PM PDT
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"guess the brass do give a Sh!+"

"Come on, Come on, stay with me soldier!"

[Edited on 7/22/2004 3:19:41 PM]

  • 07.22.2004 3:19 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

Blam.

One word, its as simple as that.


Hehe, Blam.

  • 07.22.2004 3:34 PM PDT
Subject: GreenChief iz teh awesome lolz
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Yeah, I have to agree:

"Don't be use -blam!-"-Stosh

  • 07.22.2004 3:40 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

"You have the patients of a Saint." by Ajenteks.

  • 07.22.2004 3:46 PM PDT
Subject: Famous Bungie Quotes
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I just love that one so much! Oh, also, the forum blammed Falk.lands (the islands that Britain and Argentina fought over in the 80s) because it had kl.an in it.

[Edited on 7/22/2004 3:53:41 PM]

  • 07.22.2004 3:47 PM PDT
Subject: GreenChief iz teh awesome lolz

"Don't make us kick your ass"

And the really long Halo 2 quote which I can't be bothered to copy.

  • 07.22.2004 3:47 PM PDT
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Oh, also, this belongs in the Underground.

  • 07.22.2004 3:56 PM PDT