Hey i relalize someting, you play as chief in ODST. Yeah but this was when hes was a part time cop partime volunteer at the animal shelter caring for kittens ad bunny rabbits. So when Darth vader goes back to his death star at the beginning of the game Chief is blown of his moon base and falls to Mombassa. There he realizes that the shelter is destroyed and the kitties have escaped so he gets on his magic carpet im and his slow but loving sidekick super haave to save the day. They have to fight a war against drug and spread th word of D.A.R.E
Then Chief has to take over batman's job and he has to fight the Joker. A crazy hysterical grunt. Then Chief must fight Voldemort in a dance dance revolution contest but Chief accidently farts which makes him lose his concentration and he falls over. He is revived by marcus and they figfht locust and covenant. But then Chief shoots marcus and begans to teabag him for the next 2 hours. But then RAAM knocks Chief away and says ME TEABAG!!! and he begins to do that. Then cief is abducted by indians and they put him on a rosast but then Chief used the force and escaped but the indians chased him but then his buddy had a hornet ready and he flew away but there was a snake in the plane and he says I HATE SNAKES so he jumps out and lands in a pot of fudge so he eats it but then becomes fat so the only way to make money is to be a sumo wrestler so for the next 55 minutes Chief had it ll fame, girls, and money but he lost it all when his coacaine addiction got out of control and he bit of the ear of local elder Marty o donnel. Chief was transported to jail but then he met a leprechaun and flew away to the sun to begin a new life
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I WAS BORED!!!!