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Subject: Best Simpsons Quotes

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Best. Show. Ever...

Name a quote from it that you think is great. Here's mine:

<Homer is sticking his finger in jelly donuts to find out what's in them>

"... Lemon... Eww, Rasberry! Ooooh, Custard.

Mmmmmmmmmmm, [color="purple"]purple[/color]."



Hehe, [color="purple"]purple[/color].

[Edited on 7/22/2004 3:39:16 PM]

  • 07.22.2004 3:38 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

I bet if Sketch were on the Forums more often, he'd sticky this thread in a second!

  • 07.22.2004 3:39 PM PDT
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"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

The most awesome thing ever!

"That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things"

  • 07.22.2004 3:41 PM PDT

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5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

I wish I could remember some. It's been almost a year since I last saw an episode...

  • 07.22.2004 3:41 PM PDT
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"Homer, you just got a call from you know who, about a secret wink wink, at you know where."-Marge

This is from Best Person Ever's sig:

"Don't discourage the boy, Marge! Weasleing out of things is what spearates from the animals! ...Except for the weasel."-Homer

"Me fail english? That's unpossible"

And then there's Hans Moleman, he never says anything funny, but he's just funny in general. Love that Moleman....

  • 07.22.2004 3:44 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

Don't forget Gil!

"When do I get a lick?! Doesn't Gil get a lick?! Aw, c'mon!"

"Aw, I screwed it up. I could feel it this time, I was in the zone"

And Lionel Hutz!

And Troy McCluer!

"Hi, I'm Troy McCluer! You may remember me from such films as..."

  • 07.22.2004 3:53 PM PDT
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Doh!

  • 07.22.2004 4:17 PM PDT
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Doh!

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"Flanders watch my kids I'm going to rehab."-Homer
"I glad your finally getting rid of your demons."-Flanders
"Wrong, me and my demon are closer than ever. We're going to the movies this weekend."-Homer

"I should drive, I'm drunk. Wait a second, I shouldn't listen to myself I'm drunk."-Homer

  • 07.22.2004 4:46 PM PDT
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Best Flanders quote ever!

"Were you going to give my noggin a floggin'?"


"You suck-diddly-uck, Flanders!"

  • 07.22.2004 4:59 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

Wrong! The best Flanders quote is this!

"Aah Hell diddly ding-dong CRAP!"

If not that, then:

"Son-of-a-diddly"

  • 07.22.2004 5:00 PM PDT
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"while working on my tax report I accidently proved that there is no god." -Homer (crayon removed)

  • 07.22.2004 5:07 PM PDT
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"Ah the Germans, you can't stay mad at 'em!" - Homer at Oktoberfest

  • 07.22.2004 5:16 PM PDT
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The last man on Earth sat in a room, there came a knock at the door.

Service Record

(racing a train)
Marge - Don't Homer, you'll kill us all!
Homer - Or die trying!

  • 07.22.2004 5:20 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

Marge- This is the worst thing you've ever done!
Homer- You say that so much, its lost all meaning!




Homer (singing):

"I'm shavin my shoouulders!
I'm gettin' it aaaalll shaved off!"

  • 07.22.2004 5:28 PM PDT

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  • 07.22.2004 5:47 PM PDT
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"its a beautiful day...to kick your ass!"
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"Elmo knows where you live!"

  • 07.22.2004 5:54 PM PDT
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mmmmmmm..... radioactive

  • 07.22.2004 6:06 PM PDT
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so many great Simpsons quotes...

"It is a great dishonour to my ancestors and my god, but okay!" -Apu
"Phhhh, English, who needs that? I'm never going to England." -Homer
"Oooh, floor pie!" -Homer
"I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T" -Homer
"Stupid TV... be more funny!" -Homer
"Hey Marge, look at this odd country: U r -blam!-... hehehe!"
"Silly customer, you cannot hurt the Twinkie!" -Apu

Homer mmm's:

"mmm... 64 slices of American cheese"
"mmm... invisible cola"
"mmm... organized crime"
"mmm... fattening"
"mmm... forbidden donut"
"mmm... free goo"
"mmm... hogfat"
"mmm... mediciny"
"mmm... sacrelicious"
"mmm... something"

  • 07.22.2004 6:59 PM PDT
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GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE, thankyou please come again- Apu

  • 07.22.2004 7:12 PM PDT
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Homer looking at his old pen pal letter: "Some day I'll write you back Osama"

  • 07.22.2004 7:16 PM PDT
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You're breath smells like dead bunnies -ralph

You ruined my work, you flying fat man! -apu

  • 07.22.2004 8:22 PM PDT
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*Marge on the phone with Mr. Burns*
Marge - "Mr.Burns says that if your not going to come in today don't bother coming in tommorrow"
Homer - "Woohoo! 4 day weekend!

Best.quote.ever.

  • 07.22.2004 8:25 PM PDT
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Wheres the ANY KEY???

or maybe after homer save bart and lisa from a fire

Lisa: Dad you did it
Homer: you cant prove i did it

  • 07.22.2004 8:51 PM PDT

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