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Subject: I'm in love.. with Cortana!
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O_o

You'd be missing out on Man's greatest achievement: The Vaginia.

  • 08.21.2009 10:19 AM PDT

Posted by: bbbbx
hmm so shes not a girl and not a boy??

Nope, she's genderless, she just chose to take the appearence of a woman

  • 08.21.2009 10:20 AM PDT
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~in the end the beginning will make more sense

Posted by: Nicko xD
No need, she would just need to talk dirty, I would totally jerk off to that!

i dont wanna know what you do when you play the campaign

  • 08.21.2009 10:21 AM PDT

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When this sniper is shot at a velocity of 88 mph your gonna see some serious -blam!-

Posted by: Nicko xD
Man I can't stop thinking about her.. I even had a dream about her last night. It was a short dream. I was Masterchief, and I was walking along a road in the middle of nowhere, in a desert I think. Cortana was talking to me, I could hear her beautiful voice inside of my head.. It was wonderful. Although I can't remember what she said, too bad.

Anyone else out there who's in love with her just like me?


Get a life nerd!!!!

  • 08.21.2009 10:26 AM PDT
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When I first found out about Halo 3: ODST, that you wont play as Master Chief, and you wont have Cortana inside of your head I was crushed! It's so sad you know.. Man I really hope that there's gonna be at least one more game with Master Chief and Cortana.

  • 08.21.2009 10:27 AM PDT
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We should get you a lifesized blowup Cortana doll

XD

  • 08.21.2009 10:28 AM PDT

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LOL good one. Nico

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  • 08.21.2009 10:29 AM PDT

i just got a horrible image of him and what he does to his tv when playing halo O.O


*pours bleach in my ears*

MUST BURN IT OUT AHHHHH!!!!!

  • 08.21.2009 10:30 AM PDT
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Have you experienced "The Vaginia"? I thought it was a myth! How is it, how does it feel?

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  • 08.21.2009 10:30 AM PDT

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l ---------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
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When this sniper is shot at a velocity of 88 mph your gonna see some serious -blam!-

Get a poster of cortana hang it in your bathroom and jack off when you go to the john

  • 08.21.2009 10:31 AM PDT

Posted by: Nicko xD
Have you experienced "The Vigina"? I thought it was a myth! How is it, how does it feel?

It feels like a berlap sack and tastes like salty milk and penneys =D

  • 08.21.2009 10:32 AM PDT
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Posted by: Nicko xD
Have you experienced "The Vigina"? I thought it was a myth! How is it, how does it feel?


OMG, you poor soul... can't even spell -blam!- right...

  • 08.21.2009 10:35 AM PDT
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Posted by: ArchedNature
Posted by: Nicko xD
Have you experienced "The Vigina"? I thought it was a myth! How is it, how does it feel?

It feels like a berlap sack and tastes like salty milk and penneys =D

Hahah okay ;) Can't wait!

  • 08.21.2009 10:35 AM PDT

This is all unnecessary and inappropriate.

Sorry man.You've been reported.When this thread turned into something about doing it,it became wrong.

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  • 08.21.2009 10:37 AM PDT

Yes I am, I am in love with a videogame character, that is not real even in the game, I just hear her voice, and I fap all the time.

bit seriously you need to lay off halo for a while, play something else, it's not normal to be in love with a video game character.

  • 08.21.2009 10:38 AM PDT
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I don't even play much anymore. I haven't played for 3 days I think.

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Here's somthing you can Jack too

  • 08.21.2009 10:39 AM PDT

1-Stop playing Halo
2-Go to school
3-Get in shape/tan
4-Play a sport
5-Get a real girlfriend

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We need to get a Bungie Employee in here!
XD

  • 08.21.2009 10:41 AM PDT
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Posted by: TW InKoGnIto
1-Stop playing Halo
2-Go to school
3-Get in shape/tan
4-Play a sport
5-Get a real girlfriend

1- I barely play at all anymore
2- I do go to school already
3- I am in shape, I work out 4 times a week
4- I am a boxer
5- That's the problem!

  • 08.21.2009 10:42 AM PDT

Posted by: SJ420
We need to get a Bungie Employee in here!
XD


Don't worry.They are being notified.I'm reporting everything as this thread gets more and more dirty.

  • 08.21.2009 10:42 AM PDT
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Why? I am just trying to express my feelings, anything wrong with that?

  • 08.21.2009 10:43 AM PDT

You keep taking it into something that is s exual.That is just inappropriate.Having an infatuation with a character is fine,but anything more is wrong.

  • 08.21.2009 10:45 AM PDT
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haha, Havok. Your Bungie's B*tch!

  • 08.21.2009 10:47 AM PDT
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Posted by: Nicko xD
Man I can't stop thinking about her.. I even had a dream about her last night. It was a short dream. I was Masterchief, and I was walking along a road in the middle of nowhere, in a desert I think. Cortana was talking to me, I could hear her beautiful voice inside of my head.. It was wonderful. Although I can't remember what she said, too bad.

Anyone else out there who's in love with her just like me?


No you're not.

  • 08.21.2009 10:47 AM PDT