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Subject: I'm in love.. with Cortana!
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Posted by: ArchedNature
Posted by: Nicko xD
She's not fake in the game dumbass. Sure, she's not human, but she has a brain and stuff, you know, feelings!

HA, no she doesn't

You just don't get it, man.. It's hard to explain

  • 08.21.2009 9:32 AM PDT

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Posted by: COLD DOG
Turns out, in your next dream, Cortana has a -blam!-.

You lose.

Your username + this comment = Me falling out of my chair laughing.

  • 08.21.2009 9:37 AM PDT
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Posted by: Nicko xD
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dude go out go to a party and get some real girls damn i had a relationship for three years and i just know realised im happie that i never got as messed up as you.

Well, I'm not really a "ladies man". I never talk to girls, and my confidence is very low unfortunately. I don't have many friends either, and the friends I have don't party. I can't just walk into a party when I don't know the people there. And my parents wont let me drink. They don't trust me for a minute!

well just do it dont be scared just go to a party and try to talk to someone.
and if you get rejected try getting another girl damn just go out and party.
youre missing out on life dude when you are 30 you will look in the mirror and think all these people got to party and i didnt and you will always be sad and depressed about it.

  • 08.21.2009 9:38 AM PDT

Posted by: Nicko xD
Posted by: ArchedNature
Posted by: Nicko xD
She's not fake in the game dumbass. Sure, she's not human, but she has a brain and stuff, you know, feelings!

HA, no she doesn't

You just don't get it, man.. It's hard to explain

Uh, yeah, I do.
She was modeled after a human, she doesn't have a brain, she's an AI, if she had a brain she wouldn't be an AI, she'd be a cyborg. Also she doesn't have real feelings, they are artificial.

  • 08.21.2009 9:38 AM PDT

lolwut?

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Posted by: COLD DOG
Turns out, in your next dream, Cortana has a -blam!-.

You lose.

Your username + this comment = Me falling out of my chair laughing.


Glad I could do so.

Next week, we'll journey into the secrets of Master Chief's smuf film called, "Halo 3: ODST."

  • 08.21.2009 9:41 AM PDT

Posted by: Nicko xD
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dude go out go to a party and get some real girls damn i had a relationship for three years and i just know realised im happie that i never got as messed up as you.

Well, I'm not really a "ladies man". I never talk to girls, and my confidence is very low unfortunately. I don't have many friends either, and the friends I have don't party. I can't just walk into a party when I don't know the people there. And my parents wont let me drink. They don't trust me for a minute!

Wait... are you...

  • 08.21.2009 9:41 AM PDT

I'm calling MTV and telling them to use this thread as a script.

  • 08.21.2009 9:45 AM PDT
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You're wrong. She does have feelings, remember Halo 3 campain "Cortana" when Master Chief comes to rescue her? SHE DOES HAVE FEELINGS!!!!!!!!11one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kawnOGZb48o

  • 08.21.2009 9:47 AM PDT
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Posted by: ArchedNature
Posted by: Nicko xD
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dude go out go to a party and get some real girls damn i had a relationship for three years and i just know realised im happie that i never got as messed up as you.

Well, I'm not really a "ladies man". I never talk to girls, and my confidence is very low unfortunately. I don't have many friends either, and the friends I have don't party. I can't just walk into a party when I don't know the people there. And my parents wont let me drink. They don't trust me for a minute!

Wait... are you...

No!

  • 08.21.2009 9:49 AM PDT

Posted by: Nicko xD
Man I can't stop thinking about her.. I tried to find love among humans, but have failed.

Fixed.

[Edited on 08.21.2009 9:49 AM PDT]

  • 08.21.2009 9:49 AM PDT
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put the controller down plz and go outside

  • 08.21.2009 9:49 AM PDT

I was on Bungie Favorites once, you know.

Posted by: TASK
That's so kawaii and sugoi. You should come over to my place and I'll let you nyan all over my ugu.

Try the Halo 3 Forum, lover boy.

  • 08.21.2009 9:53 AM PDT

Posted by: Nicko xD
You're wrong. She does have feelings, remember Halo 3 campain "Cortana" when Master Chief comes to rescue her? SHE DOES HAVE FEELINGS!!!!!!!!11one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kawnOGZb48o

they are artificial, they aren't real feelings.


Posted by: spartan carmine
put the controller down plz and go outside

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN and stop being a fatass

  • 08.21.2009 9:55 AM PDT
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Creeper on da forums

  • 08.21.2009 9:55 AM PDT
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Posted by: Nicko xD
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No. You are a freak. And most likely younger than 12 years old. Go away. Stop spamming.

I might be a freak, but I am not 12 years old! I'm 16 :0


You just made it worse. Lol.

  • 08.21.2009 9:57 AM PDT

Posted by: Ronalds Mcnuget
Creeper on da forums

He's not stalking anyone, let him love her.

  • 08.21.2009 9:58 AM PDT
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NO! I wont listend to you anymore. I don't need people like you in my life.

  • 08.21.2009 10:00 AM PDT

Posted by: Nicko xD
NO! I wont listend to you anymore. I don't need people like you in my life.

Read the books, I'm telling you the facts. She's an AI, every thing about her is artificial.

  • 08.21.2009 10:01 AM PDT
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~in the end the beginning will make more sense

so she has artifical orgasms??

  • 08.21.2009 10:05 AM PDT

Posted by: bbbbx
so she has artifical orgasms??

No, she doesn't have any, she has no genitals.

  • 08.21.2009 10:08 AM PDT
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~in the end the beginning will make more sense

hmm so shes not a girl and not a boy??

  • 08.21.2009 10:09 AM PDT

Posted by: Pwnr778
No. You are a freak. And most likely younger than 12 years old. Go away. Stop spamming.

  • 08.21.2009 10:11 AM PDT

Then go ask out Jen Taylor.She's the voice of Cortana.And thats really strange man.Go find a real girl to love.

  • 08.21.2009 10:12 AM PDT
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Where would you stick it in?

[Edited on 08.21.2009 10:15 AM PDT]

  • 08.21.2009 10:14 AM PDT
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No need, she would just need to talk dirty, I would totally jerk off to that!

  • 08.21.2009 10:17 AM PDT