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Subject: Forge LAWL list
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I know that everyone has been wanting a Forge update for Halo 3, and know all of those people have migrated to this forum. here is my Perfected list of the new forge items for REACH! They include, but are not limited to:

Exploding Warthog: explodes upon press RB
Zombie AI spawn point: Brings Infection to a whole new, but rather confusing, level
Remote Control mongoose: Imagine the look on your enemies faces when they try to dirve away!
Automatic Traffic Cone: you can never have too many lol's
Imatation Teleporter: For those midbattle "WHAT THE HELL?"'s
Women Cannon: turns red, and'll refuse to catapult you once a month, guarenteed
Shrinking Wall: I could've sworn there was a base RIGHT HERE
The Covenant Scorpion: Is it a Wraith? Is it a Scorpion? Who the hell knows?
The Lead Bubble: ...once you enter, you'll never exit again
Active Cameltoe: this one speaks for itself
Overkill: Hey! an overshield! BOOM! overkill
Reverse Rockets: Take aim at your enemy, next thing you know: you'll entire team has been blown up right behind you.
Spartain Laser-pointer: Confuse your friends with an infinatly charging Splaser!
Despawing Banshee: Despawns when someone gets within 5 meters of it.
Car Bomb: Looks like a tripmine, explodes like a tripmine, but f**k you, its a car bomb
Deployable Tank: F**k your enemies up when they are coming at you.
Drivable Forklift: Rearrange the entire map, in midfirefight
English to Blarg-Blarg Translator: For use on maps like The Pit where there is a megaphone.
LAWL, plasma grenade: Will stick to somebody, but will never explode. Great for LAWLs
Joke Gauss: A regualar Guass Warthog, that fires a boxing glove attached to a spring.
Holographic Ghost: Ohh, the Irony!
Kill Shield: A red shield door that has the effects of a killball when crossed
Mini-elephant: It's about the size of a model car, and it's still slow as hell
Grunt Birthday Party Gun: A BR that fires Confetti!

...Boy! I can't wait for Halo Reach! This truly is Halo Reborn. Let me know if guys hear anything!

[Edited on 08.22.2009 3:52 PM PDT]

  • 08.22.2009 10:20 AM PDT
Subject: My Forge LAWL list

"You got 2 years of cl1t deepening you mean?"
"Uh. Wut?"
"..."
"Do you know what a cl1t is, dear?"
"LAWL SO SIGGING THIS -blam!-!"

I love it. +1 Internet for you

-haloscout

  • 08.22.2009 10:22 AM PDT
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Your ideas are pretty funny.

  • 08.22.2009 10:30 AM PDT
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there should be a special menu in the forge called "wierd stuff"

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  • 08.22.2009 10:37 AM PDT
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no, it's called LAWL

  • 08.22.2009 10:44 AM PDT
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...Does anyone really read these?

Pew Factor +178!
Get the reference? No? (LEETWORLD! YEAA-HH)

  • 08.22.2009 10:48 AM PDT
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Anyone else have any ideas?

  • 08.22.2009 10:57 AM PDT
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...Does anyone really read these?

Pipe teleporters! Super MARIO ftw!

  • 08.22.2009 11:03 AM PDT
Subject: Forge LAWL list

Tallahassee?
I spent two weeks in Tallahassee one night.

Win. You sir are a genius. However what happens if they play Bumper Jumper and have to hit B to get in the Warthog?

  • 08.22.2009 11:03 AM PDT
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...then they are the lucky ones

  • 08.22.2009 11:05 AM PDT
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*added a few things

  • 08.22.2009 11:47 AM PDT
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wat: A piece of equipment that appears to be a teleporter. When the enemy walks through it, they respawn.

  • 08.22.2009 11:54 AM PDT
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*added 5 items to LAWL List

  • 08.22.2009 3:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: Gig4t3ch
Fact 2: European guys are hotter

I guess I can understand if you don't want to make out with guys in the US if they're so ugly, you should just say so though.

Posted by: SJ420
and'll

  • 08.22.2009 3:54 PM PDT
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funny thread.
don't bump it too much or it'll get locked :(

  • 08.22.2009 3:55 PM PDT
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lol, srry. I thought of more things, and knew it wouldn't get looked at again.

  • 08.22.2009 3:57 PM PDT
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 08.22.2009 3:58 PM PDT
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Those Ideas are hilarious.

  • 08.22.2009 7:17 PM PDT
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http://www.rewards1.com/index.php?referrer_id=1041052 do offers/surveys and receive points to then order rewards 100% legit. i swear this works and i love this website

  • 08.22.2009 7:18 PM PDT
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If i die i forgive you, if i live...we will see.

haha here's one, a mongoose where when you get in it, it shoots straight up into the sky like a rocket (with the huge smoke cloud and everything) that would be the shiz!

  • 08.22.2009 7:23 PM PDT