- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I know that everyone has been wanting a Forge update for Halo 3, and know all of those people have migrated to this forum. here is my Perfected list of the new forge items for REACH! They include, but are not limited to:
Exploding Warthog: explodes upon press RB
Zombie AI spawn point: Brings Infection to a whole new, but rather confusing, level
Remote Control mongoose: Imagine the look on your enemies faces when they try to dirve away!
Automatic Traffic Cone: you can never have too many lol's
Imatation Teleporter: For those midbattle "WHAT THE HELL?"'s
Women Cannon: turns red, and'll refuse to catapult you once a month, guarenteed
Shrinking Wall: I could've sworn there was a base RIGHT HERE
The Covenant Scorpion: Is it a Wraith? Is it a Scorpion? Who the hell knows?
The Lead Bubble: ...once you enter, you'll never exit again
Active Cameltoe: this one speaks for itself
Overkill: Hey! an overshield! BOOM! overkill
Reverse Rockets: Take aim at your enemy, next thing you know: you'll entire team has been blown up right behind you.
Spartain Laser-pointer: Confuse your friends with an infinatly charging Splaser!
Despawing Banshee: Despawns when someone gets within 5 meters of it.
Car Bomb: Looks like a tripmine, explodes like a tripmine, but f**k you, its a car bomb
Deployable Tank: F**k your enemies up when they are coming at you.
Drivable Forklift: Rearrange the entire map, in midfirefight
English to Blarg-Blarg Translator: For use on maps like The Pit where there is a megaphone.
LAWL, plasma grenade: Will stick to somebody, but will never explode. Great for LAWLs
Joke Gauss: A regualar Guass Warthog, that fires a boxing glove attached to a spring.
Holographic Ghost: Ohh, the Irony!
Kill Shield: A red shield door that has the effects of a killball when crossed
Mini-elephant: It's about the size of a model car, and it's still slow as hell
Grunt Birthday Party Gun: A BR that fires Confetti!
...Boy! I can't wait for Halo Reach! This truly is Halo Reborn. Let me know if guys hear anything!
[Edited on 08.22.2009 3:52 PM PDT]