http://www.maa.org/devlin/LockhartsLament.pdf
man you know me
If a tarpon is in a fight with an okapi, in the deepest depths of hell, while wearing a thong and doing a barrel roll, as Chuck Norris is being beat to death with his hat by Bruce Lee, and a doberman plays darts with needle fish that are on fire that is frozen, with you staring on in total and utter confusion, while a Flying monkey beats you to death with Godzilla, does this question every reach an end?
*attempts to walk away, falls on face, and is dragged away by giant squid, who is then eaten by sperm whale, who then remarks how off topic this thread has become, and is then informed by a chimera that there was barley a topic anyway.*
[Edited on 08.24.2009 6:43 PM PDT]