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Subject: Funniest joke contest!
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Whoever has the funniest joke will win a.... Well nothing.
But I'm bored and I need a good laugh.

Oh man, I can't even think of one.

  • 07.23.2004 12:29 AM PDT
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How about funny quotes?

[Edited on 7/23/2004 12:31:32 AM]

  • 07.23.2004 12:31 AM PDT
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Funny qoutes?

Yeah, whatever. Anything thats funny.

  • 07.23.2004 12:32 AM PDT
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no there's already been a funny quote one
the madder of fact, there's already been a joke one too

  • 07.23.2004 12:34 AM PDT
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Ok, here's one I came up with today: "If trespassing is a crime, then I guess Open house parties are illegal..."

  • 07.23.2004 12:35 AM PDT

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  • 07.23.2004 12:36 AM PDT
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Ok, here's one I came up with today: "If trespassing is a crime, then I guess Open house parties are illegal..."

Um... *cough cough*

[Edited on 7/23/2004 12:38:06 AM]

  • 07.23.2004 12:37 AM PDT
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More Noteable Quoteables!

"When all else fails and all dose fail call the undertaker, technision, cable-guy, police, Mr T!"

  • 07.23.2004 12:38 AM PDT
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One of my friends said this once...

"You two are a stupid head"

wtf?!?!?

  • 07.23.2004 12:41 AM PDT
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Your mom.

  • 07.23.2004 1:14 AM PDT
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Posted by: Lt Devon
Your mom.


Your Mom's Mom.

j/k *couldn't help myself*

  • 07.23.2004 1:20 AM PDT
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If quizes are quizicals, what are tests?

  • 07.23.2004 7:24 AM PDT
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I have 2 test tickles

  • 07.23.2004 7:26 AM PDT
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what the hell are you two talking about TrUnK mUnKeY?

  • 07.23.2004 7:29 AM PDT
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hee heee hee you got the joke eh?


take the F out of way!

  • 07.23.2004 7:29 AM PDT
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if quizes are quizicals, what are tests?

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Posted by: CommanderFox
what the hell are you two talking about TrUnK mUnKeY?


Read it fast!

  • 07.23.2004 7:31 AM PDT
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take the F out of way

  • 07.23.2004 7:31 AM PDT
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Posted by: ilovemuskrat
if quizes are quizicals, what are tests?


That's down right confusing ilovemuskrat.

That hurt my brain damnit.

  • 07.23.2004 7:33 AM PDT
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C'mon guys, these have been around for a while and you dont get them? How old are you guys? (would "young" be better than "old"?)

  • 07.23.2004 7:35 AM PDT
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Posted by: TrUnK mUnKeY
Posted by: CommanderFox
what the hell are you two talking about TrUnK mUnKeY?


Read it fast!


Years of being a reviewer and a writer forces a person to read slowly.

It's Impossible for me to read fast...I...JUST...CAN'T...DO...IT...

ouch, my head hurts!

  • 07.23.2004 7:36 AM PDT
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Yo mammas so fat, she tripped and the Earth fell out of orbit!

yo mammas so fat, she could sell shade!

yo mammas so fat, she plays pool wih the planets!


and the killer................
yo mammas so big, fat, and clumsy, on her way to wal-mart, she tripped over k-mart and landed right on target.

  • 07.23.2004 7:38 AM PDT
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"Yo mamma" jokes have been too played out. No offense. Good efforr though!

  • 07.23.2004 7:40 AM PDT
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Posted by: TrUnK mUnKeY
C'mon guys, these have been around for a while and you dont get them? How old are you guys? (would "young" be better than "old"?)


Sorry, I live in Australia, and there is no such thing as new jokes here, except political and pop culture jokes that are sad.

We just have the same old shizzle going around in a loop.

Gee... my sister was told a joke the other day and she found it funny. I didn't! I was told the exact same joke when I was in 5th grade, and she is in 7th grade. I'm now in 12th grade...
MAN!! that is so sad.

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Why can't a blonde dial 911?

She can't find the eleven.


One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.

''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''


Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."

So they went home.



A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

  • 07.23.2004 7:41 AM PDT

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