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This week, rather than an in-game shot, here's a webcam pic of our test automation room. (The bottom half is a better angle on the pile in the top half.)

  • 04.26.2004 5:28 PM PDT
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the production factory had hit a snag, wether to pile the special boxes on sides, or flat and neat.

or

jim-"Oh no!! What happened to my spare Xboxes!"
jole- "It was the Halo fairy!!"
jim-" Yay!!!"

  • 04.26.2004 6:16 PM PDT
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"That's funny... I could have sworn I left my XBOX in here somewhere."

  • 04.26.2004 6:19 PM PDT
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wow. i couldnt even try to caption this one. this is completely fubar.

  • 04.26.2004 6:21 PM PDT
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The Master Chief thought it was weird having 150 SPARTANS on one map when there were technically less than 75 after the augmentations, but then again, he isn't paid to think.

  • 04.26.2004 6:27 PM PDT
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With all the processing power of 150 translucent XBOX's, Bungie hoped they could finally put and end to all of the typos on the forums. Apparently they need a few more to get the job done right.

  • 04.26.2004 6:30 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

Guy in the background: Heh, looks like the Halo "gnomes" are up to no good again...

-or-

Looks like Santa Clause really does exist... What next? Loch Ness really did swallow the real Jason Jones in that bungie-jumping accident over the lake in Scotland?

FYI, I just made the bungie-jumping thing up.

  • 04.26.2004 6:37 PM PDT
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Letter from a halo2 fan attached to one of the xboxs: My Friend told me that in Halo 2 you will be able to have lan matches with up to 1600 players as long as you have enough xboxs! Im just writing to say thanks for the sweet new feature!

...you can play with 1600 people right?

  • 04.26.2004 6:41 PM PDT
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not that my opinion will really influnce the finaly decision but i think "TenaciousChief"'s "The Master Chief thought it was weird having 150 SPARTANS on one map when there were technically less than 75 after the augmentations, but then again, he isn't paid to think. " should win

  • 04.26.2004 6:44 PM PDT
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Thanks, Ninja... That one took me a few minutes.

  • 04.26.2004 6:46 PM PDT
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I could blow up the whole god damn world with these things.

  • 04.26.2004 6:50 PM PDT
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"Sorry guys, I accidentally left the Halo 2 Alpha disc inside one of these Xboxes."

  • 04.26.2004 6:52 PM PDT
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The most closely guarded secret of Halo 2: You need this many XBOX's to run it. Don't even ask about XBOX LIVE.

  • 04.26.2004 7:02 PM PDT
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(Two dudes walk into a room filled with green Xbox)

Dude #1: Check this out!

Dude#2: Holy Crap Dude!, Where the hell did you get all of these!

Dude#1: They fell of the back of a truck.

Dude#2: (Silence)..........................What!, Your telling me all these Limited Edition Halo Xbox just fell of the back of a truck without even one of them getting damaged, and then you just took them all without the truck driver saying anything about it.

Dude#1: Not exactly.........

Dude#2: .......................

Dude#1: This Xbox got damaged, and the driver did speak to me.

Dude#2: WELL WHAT THE HELL DID HE SAY!

Dude#1: He cryed for help right before I smashed this Xbox over his head.

  • 04.26.2004 7:09 PM PDT
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Brain: Yes...soon an xbox will be in every room of every home, hooked up to every t.v. in every room of every home, and then our genius plan will be unleashed.

Pinky: What genius plan Brain?

Brain: The same kind of plan we make every night Pinky, to take over the world. Muahahahahahaha!

Its Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.

  • 04.26.2004 7:14 PM PDT
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The Police show up


Police Chief: Oh my goddd
(Pulls cigar out of his mouth)

The new guys pukin in the corner while his daughter holds his hair back. its bring your daughter to work day and the Redmond police department were investigating the a missing xbox. When they found the pile of corpses, the gaggle of officers were stunned. Their cords had all been ripped out and spread throughout the room. The various xboxs were stacked in a ritualistic manner, disgusting. To this day the xbox-slasher still runs loose.

  • 04.26.2004 7:30 PM PDT
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THANK YOU SANTA! Finally that fat fool gets me the good stuff! I'll be the coolest kid in town!

  • 04.26.2004 7:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mr_Trick
Brain: Yes...soon an xbox will be in every room of every home, hooked up to every t.v. in every room of every home, and then our genius plan will be unleashed.

Pinky: What genius plan Brain?

Brain: The same kind of plan we make every night Pinky, to take over the world. Muahahahahahaha!

Its Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.



ahahahahah.... funniest line ever.

  • 04.26.2004 8:10 PM PDT
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"awww -blam!- my live acount was on one of those"

  • 04.26.2004 8:52 PM PDT
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PS2 Fan: "Holy crap, what happened here? A rockslide?"

  • 04.26.2004 9:13 PM PDT
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In order to meet the latest energy demands, Bungie experimented with special Thylakoid Chlorophyllic XBOX Grana Deluxe models. All went perfectly, until research showed that the words "chlorophyllic" and "thylakoid" make people feel stupid. To this day, the models remain in their lonely storage stroma, awaiting the light of day...

  • 04.26.2004 9:51 PM PDT
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I put the Cd i the one with the X on it..

  • 04.26.2004 10:23 PM PDT
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Nobody panic! I remember I put the only copy of the Halo 2 source code in the new green translucent Xbox.

  • 04.26.2004 10:34 PM PDT

"We Have a Hostage Situation"


(The following was recieved by the Bungie staff on January 17, 2004)


Here is proof of your precious cargo, and if you want it to stay that way, you will meet these demands!

Demands:

1) A Limited Edition Halo Xbox... Uhhh nevermind?
2) Several compromising pictures of the sassy AI; you know what I'm talking about!
3) A week with Jason Jones as my butler... I know, I know, I have an ego problem!
4) Passes to the Bungie E3 booth, with a coke and some popcorn.
5)A working copy of Halo 2, and a member of your staff to play it with.

Every hour that passes without my demands being met will result in the termination of one of your little machines!

Signed,
X

  • 04.26.2004 10:55 PM PDT
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"LAN game anyone??"

  • 04.26.2004 11:30 PM PDT