- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
A scene from some obscure sci-fi B-movie I saw last year.
(Suspensful music as Sony Playstation 2 enters)
Xbox: Mr. Station, welcom back, we missed you! (looks around the room) Like what I've done with the place?
Playstation: It ends tonight.
Xbox: I know it does, I've seen it. That's why the rest of me is just going to enjoy the show!
We already know that I'm the one that beats you! (cue intense music)
(They fight, duel to the death, Xbox beats Sony into submission and assimilates him)
Xbox: Is it over?
Assimilated Xbox: Yeah. But....... I'm really (rips off disguise) Playstation 3!
Xbox: Wait! That's not fair! NOOOOOOOOOOO (explodes)