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Reporter: So General, why are you buying translucent xboxes for the war effort?

General: Well, since we heard the story of the xbox deflecting a 9mm bullet we decided to exchange all the sand bags for xboxes. We also thought that since there translucent green we would use them in the jungle as well, but the damn army just wanted to play with them all day. We are also testing them for a new brand of body armor. Damn things are just so useful.

  • 04.29.2004 7:09 AM PDT
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*Bungie employee gets cought stealing all the xboxes in the bungie warehouse and goes to a Xbox Addiction Awarness Program*

Bob: Hello. My name is Bob and I have an Xbox addiction.

Group: HI BOB.

  • 04.29.2004 7:20 AM PDT
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A new mineral in found deep within the Earth that allows one to stay up for 40 days and 40 nights inert except for the twiddling of the falangies. I call it Especial Halonium Xboxium and it is found only beneath the righteous kingdom known to me as Heaven on Earth or Bungie.

  • 04.29.2004 9:20 AM PDT
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A new mineral is found deep within the Earth that allows one to stay up for 40 days and 40 nights inert except for the twiddling of the falangies. I call it Especial Halonium Xboxium and it is found only beneath the righteous kingdom known to me as Heaven on Earth or Bungie.

Sorry to post again but it wouldnt let me correct the "in" which i changed to "is"

  • 04.29.2004 9:30 AM PDT
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You know you play halo too much when...

  • 04.29.2004 10:03 AM PDT
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I know I left Jason in here somewhere.. :-s

  • 04.29.2004 10:13 AM PDT
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If you thought the Bungie employees were crazy about hoarding, you should see the place on "Free Bagel" Tuesday....

  • 04.29.2004 11:32 AM PDT
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After years of bob stealing pens from Bungie studios he decided to move on to bigger fish.

  • 04.29.2004 12:03 PM PDT
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Uhhh.. we need to spread these out, the world's orbit is gonna be thrown off.

-or-

Has anyone seen my XBOX?

  • 04.29.2004 12:10 PM PDT
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Damn. Where'd my gecko collection go?

  • 04.29.2004 12:16 PM PDT
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"The great, lost mountain of Xboxes! They said it didn't exist! They said I was crazy, but I knew!"

  • 04.29.2004 12:18 PM PDT
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Sony finally discovers what their employees are hiding in the lunch room....

  • 04.29.2004 1:00 PM PDT
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...and you thought Willy Wonka got people crazed up with a couple of Golden Tickets. Just wait until people try to find the Golden Halo 2 disc!

  • 04.29.2004 1:01 PM PDT
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A scene from some obscure sci-fi B-movie I saw last year.

(Suspensful music as Sony Playstation 2 enters)

Xbox: Mr. Station, welcom back, we missed you! (looks around the room) Like what I've done with the place?

Playstation: It ends tonight.

Xbox: I know it does, I've seen it. That's why the rest of me is just going to enjoy the show!
We already know that I'm the one that beats you! (cue intense music)

(They fight, duel to the death, Xbox beats Sony into submission and assimilates him)

Xbox: Is it over?

Assimilated Xbox: Yeah. But....... I'm really (rips off disguise) Playstation 3!

Xbox: Wait! That's not fair! NOOOOOOOOOOO (explodes)

  • 04.29.2004 1:20 PM PDT
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The new Bungie Buisness Plan:

Phase 1: Steal Xboxes.
Phase 3: Make profit.

  • 04.29.2004 1:25 PM PDT
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CIA man-"and people wonder why america is fat."
FBI man-"Yeah, just look at it, it sickens me."
CIA man-"So how many are you gonna take? It better not be over 100."

  • 04.29.2004 2:53 PM PDT
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Burglar's log, 1394734:
"it was worthwhile, after piling up some cartons blocking my path I was finally able to reach a PC hidden in the corner"

  • 04.29.2004 5:46 PM PDT
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Ok, I bought two hundred Xboxes...

AND I HAVE NO CONTROLLERS!!!!

  • 04.29.2004 6:00 PM PDT
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The problem is no longer that we don't have enough Xboxes. The problem is if we could ever have enough of them. And if we have enough now, do we have enough TV's? Solving that where are we going to put them all? And where are we all going to sit?

...no this is my chair...what?...no you can't sit on my lap!

  • 04.30.2004 1:15 AM PDT
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*Pirate voice* "Arg! And this be my private stash of stolen X-Boxes! All fresh and in mint condition. Arg!"
"You stole 150 X-Boxes but you didnt steal even one controller?"
"Aye!.........Why?"
"You do know they're useless without controllers, right?"
"Arg. Ive wasted my life."

  • 04.30.2004 2:03 AM PDT
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bungie emplyee: hey, have you seen my xbox?
other employee: No man, i lost mine too!
Jason Jones: HAHA i stole the xboxes!

  • 04.30.2004 2:10 AM PDT
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The reason Halo 2 has taken so long : every time someone is told to go and get the debug unit, they have to come back and ask "Which one?"

  • 04.30.2004 8:22 AM PDT
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The boss of Bungie: Microsoft said we hade to count everything they have sendt us...

Employee: Ehh... everything sir?

The boss: yes, everything...

Employee: God damn, does that mean those green things in the room over there?

The boss: yeah, are you going to do it?

Employee: HELL NO! Send one of the newbies! Last time i sat here all week!


(sry for my spelling and waird posting)

  • 04.30.2004 10:09 AM PDT
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LAN Party!

  • 04.30.2004 12:34 PM PDT
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It twas easter day and the children of bungie were invited for eggs and games. They were then taking to the green xbox room. The poor children then had to endure 'hunt the PS2' rather than eggs as Bungie didn't want chocalate on their beloved green xbox's.

  • 04.30.2004 2:04 PM PDT