- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Can i have one ?
ok
this is how the story goes
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one day i was walking along and this dude comes up to me and says hey you want a free Box. im like "Sure" he's like "Get in the car"
i'm like , wait, and i'm thinking (This is one of those -blam!- rapists and if i get in the car he will drug me and do me then leave in some parking lot at 3 am ) "I'll drive myself, how bout i follow you?" dude: "no if you want them you have to get in the car." dillemma: (do i risk getting raped for a free box or do i not go for the box and save my butt )o( either way there is a chance of the dirty happening so i'm like." ok " i get in the car and we drive for a ways and he then procedes to turn on some funky -blam!- music i'm like thinking (this has gone too far if we aren't there in two min i'm getting out) three minitues later he pulls into this ghettoed out house. i'm like (o shiat) he's like "were here" i'm like "where" "my house" "so you just give away boxes from here" "ya" "o riiiiiiiiiight" "just come inside". i'm like (well ive come this far. he opens the door and BLAM there they are i think i peeed my pants aliitle any way. "here take one" "no way" "yes way " i grab one and start to walk out then i'm like wait this is one of those terrorists and this is a bomb. "Whats the catch" "oh ya i almost forgot" (oh shiat) he reaches into his back pocket and pulles out a pen and grabs a clipboard off the table sign this petition that says kerry should be elected president. i now know why there were so many left